I'm hosting French Airbnb guests in a few days and I've been practicing saying that for when I meet them. I think I can say it pretty fluently now.
Thanks again, guys.
Is "Sacrebleu!" still popular to say in France?
Bentley Nelson
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Thomas Nguyen
Doesn't Sacre Bleu means damn it in French?
I think we meme it a lot but it might not be actually funny to French pipo
Samuel Turner
no
I don't think it's been used by people since the early 20th century if even that
Dominic Lopez
Aah sacre bleu
John Gutierrez
>still
Doesn't it means encore in English ?
Noah Rivera
Tell them to return the Gioconda to Italy
Jaxson Watson
no one says that, they might even not know that word if they are quite uneducated or zoomers
Hudson Murphy
I wish
but do it still, they would find it funny (if we're talking about natives)
Joseph Murphy
Shit... what about omelette du fromage?
Nathaniel Green
It's au, not du unless you're a 3 years old child learning how to speak.
Ayden Young
Isaac Rodriguez
>go to France
>can I see your passport sir, they ask, in perfect English
>AH OUI OUI OUI MON AMI! I say with a wink
>he sighs
>asks me what’s the purpose of my visit
>Hon hon hon, je suis un tourist
>he sighs again and hands me back my passport
>in a slapstick manner I “drop” it on the floor
>I audibly shout “SACRE BLEU!”
>head to the exit humming the theme to Poirot
Ryan Parker
Returning gift is rude
Italian really are mannerless
Jayden Smith
kek based
Kayden Johnson
>lean down to pick up passport
>shart all over the counter
Anthony Davis
What's airbnb like? Is it just giving your guest a place to stay and basic hospitality? Or is more than that expected from the host?
Kevin Nguyen
Depends what you advertise. It can be meal and board or just a place to stay and you just fuck off until they leave.
Zachary White
Don't you show them around town and explain how not to get scammed/robbed/murdered?
Mason Morris
>Not humming Le Marseillaise and lighting a cigarette.
Nolan Richardson
based and shartpilled
William Russell
Where would they have to worry about that??
Christopher Flores
No they say 'cowabunga dude' because they're Americanised like the rest of the world.
Zachary Robinson
Bonjour, my name is Monsieur Ken.
I'm a 27 year old American ouiaboo (Francophile for you étrangers). I draw bake croissants in my kitchen, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior French games (Another World, Beyond Good and Evil, Rayman Legends).
I train with my baguette every day, this superior bread can cut clean through hunger because it is baked at over a thousand degrees, and is vastly superior to any other baked good on earth. I earned my baking license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak French fluently, both mainland and Quebecois dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about French history and their Napoleonic Code, which I follow 100%
When I get my French visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for artist for Asterix or work at Ubisoft!
I own several berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I kiss my elders four times on the cheek when we meet and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.