The queen of Any Forums

I rewound Rekeita’s stream before it ended. I think the problem is they played a clip of the James Corden show as evidence so it’s going to get copyright detected.
Her cross exam started today. She had been testifying to her own attorney for a few days last week. Even that didn’t go well.

she's been on the stand for a week straight fake crying and telling her stories. this is the first time being her questioned by the opposing side

I like how she totally undercut her own claims of being afraid of Johnny.
>so you took this picture of Johnny passed out
>yes
>and then you texted it to your friend Rocky
>yes, I was looking for her support
>but weren't you afraid of Johnny finding out you sent this embarrassing photo to someone?
>no, that was opiate Johnny so I wasn't worried about what he might do

Most of the time he was with her he was on opiates and she was claiming he was a monster. I mean he was on opiates on the plane where she said she was terrified of him and he allegedly kicked her in the back.

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He called it.

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>She had three full days of defense testimony
which consisted of pretending to cry in a horrifyingly unconvincing way for the majority of it

>I use pledge and donate synonymously

>But I don't.

muh dick

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>takes pictures of Johnny
>doesnt take a single picture of her nose that was supposedly broken with his massive rings

They have been for weeks

The Chad Cocaine Johnny vs the Weeb Opiate Johnny.

And Amber didn't either since up until now she kept saying "donate".

404

how much do you think Johnny is paying her?

reminds me of picrel

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Still not talked yet about the China connection?

loads

That was the other part they were getting at with those images but they didn't really hit on it hard.
>this is a picture you took of Johnny passed out in Russia
>this is a photo you took of Johnny asleep in Tokyo
>this is a photo you took of Johnny 'on the nod' in Bermuda
All of those were instances she claimed were abuse situations, but while she took pics of Johnny she didn't take pics of her own injuries.

>jurors were falling asleep during Amber's direct
Amazing

>takes photo of Johnny with ice cream spilling in his lap
>instead of waking him up long enough to help him clean it up, like a normal loving spouse would

I umm uhhhh holy cute

>this files don't have anything documented
>probably because there wasn't anything to document

She did it to protect him

why are rat faced girls so cute bros?

>but while she took pics of Johnny she didn't take pics of her own injuries.
she was protecting him bro wtf this post is abuse stop abusing me

Ah, yes, the ol' "blackmail and embarrass to protect" trick, my bad

>implying Johnny wouldn't pay for Any Forums Pass (TM) (R)

She was protecting by umm well SHE JUST WAS OK?

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>let's refresh your recollection

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This is the face of a vicious domestic abuse attack. You fucking virgins make me sick

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What's wrong with that?

This is all consistent with her disgust at ”he was like a baby” and ”it was so weird seeing a man cry”.

she literally spent all afternoon making that arguement while mad dawging the jurors

SHE USED ICE NIGGA
ICE
RIHANNA JUST DONT KNOW BOUT DAT ICE

>let’s refresh your refractory period
haha what?

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>google her to coom to pictures
>it's nothing but articles speculating they're fugging
kek
is this gonna improve or ruin her career?

fuck bros I LOVED jessica

The queen of Any Forums

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there's no ice in the hood

God! It's so ugly! Really did a number on her.

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>when that ray of light hit her
beyond kino

If any of the jurors actually fall for it then there is no hope for humanity

Don't post that shit here. He fell off.

That's the queen of Any Forums.

lewd

LOOK AT THE BRUISE KIT WHEEL
NO, YOU CAN'T USE THIS TO APPLY A FAKE BRUISE, WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?

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That’s clearly not true, but people like to ship.

they did show plenty of pictures of her unharmed at least. she keeps claiming that "it felt like" he hurt her in a certain way

Yeah I meant whether the speculation is gonna improve her career

Adam Driver moment

You lost someone at the electric sun festival?

damn Johnny's got the softest hands

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Don't think he's gonna win this, bros. Trial is about whether the article defamed him, and he was a drunk druggie with a dying career before it
Trial itself will give him his public goodwill back though and Amber is #cancelled

>this is a photo of you on the same night your face got absolutely bashed in and you were fucked with a bottle
>oh huh no marks
>n-none that you can see...

listen bud you want to say that to my fucking face or do I have to give the delgados a call

Turbo virgin jannies have been deleting them and banning people for posting these threads since the beginning

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I like how it 'felt like' she retreated from him in the last situation where he Nolan Ryaned the phone right in her eye.

They're going to have her entire testimony stricken. There won't even be a defence.

Any Forums and lolcow shares mods?

>even the court reporter is on his side
is there anything /our guy/ cannot do?

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I got banned for posting about an actor and an actress on a board for television and film.
Truly, the end times are here.

Don't you mean Kiwi

objection your honour, badgering the uh... the defendant, me... badgering me

Pirates 6

watching the stream now and amber lost in the first ten minutes. she shouldn't be coming off defensive or even aggressive, she should be coming off as overwhelmed. instead she's dressed up like hillary clinton and sounds petulant.

OKAY BUT HOW OR WHY IS IT ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO READ OUT BUZZFEED CLICKBAIT ARTICLES JUST TO ASK "DO YOU AGREE THE ARTICLE SAID THIS"?

I know it's not the point of the trial but living with Amber is what made him even more of a druggie and boozer, and it's what started the downfall. Can't prove that in court though.

that's usually the tranny mod. he deletes and bans everyone even making the slightest reference to the trial. this power tripping turd needs to be reported to Hiro

She threw her own lawyers and sister under the bus.

>god's light touching qt lawyer
>turd in shadows
it's poetry

how does one get to be this charismatic bros?

I honestly could not care less about two self absorbed mutli-millionaires, and neither should you

Its trying to put it in the heads of the jury there is no smoke without fire.

The Gallery waving and cheering him at the end of the day and him waving was wholesome as fuck. Johnny has to be on cloud 9 atm.

>Can't prove that in court though.
they literally did several times

I got banned on lolcow for pointing out that Amber is a TRANNY as her medical record that was shown stated.

K I N O
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Hiro hasn't posted here in two years. You get banned for feedback too

Yeah probably. Dated a bi-polar wreck and am still an alcoholic to this date.

>everything the light touches is blessed by Johnny Depp
what about the frumpy woman in the shadows?
>we do not speak of her

Why didn't he just break up, then? That goes for her, too
How do you escape to drugs so you don't have to deal with your girlfriend but not once think "hm maybe I should get away from her"
Normalfags are a mystery

I don't know what you mean. What is lolcow. Not the phrase, the site.

be handsome user and don't ever not be
shut up amber you stupid bitch
that first year sure is fun though aye?

Didn't his daughter Lily massage him that Amber was a good influence for him and his drinking problem?

Coral????????

Love, user

Haha imagine being Lily's dad who she massages

Lolcowdotfarm, Any Forums but for fragile unwanted women.

This is not spam you stupid bot.

let this be a lesson for all you future mid-life crisis bros

should never have left Vanessa Paradis

>Didn't his daughter Lily massage him
uuhhhh he ain't liev schreiber

Place for Any Forums rejects with XX chromosomes

lily turned on amber pretty quickly according to johnny. lily and jack both told him she was bad news within a few months.

of cum?

just bee yourself

He definitely had a visible physical decline during the relationship. I guess having your finger cut off and several serious infections could do that. But also she used to pour him wine and give him Xanax.

She should have fixed her teeth in the first place, plus her genes fucked up their son's looks

meh, i mean i dont think anyone would blame her if they do think so.
>rich
>good looking
>damaged
triple threat for many women

People stay in shitty relationships for all sorts of reasons. Love, denial, wanting to try and make things better.
Some stay because they believe they won't ever be worthy of love, and this is the best chance they have. Incredibly illogical but I guess as an outsider I wouldn't know what is really going on in their heads.

Man those make up artists deserve a raise and a jar of cocaine. This is amazing.

Ta

a mega pint

Wait, from context I thought lolcows are just internet-famous people who do/did stupid shit
What does it have to do with femcels?

BIG
CHUNKY
RINGS

They're protecting women from you bigots

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i-its just the l-lighting bro
t-try this angle

So she did shrooms all the time. How do we know that abuse was not her hallucinations.

Two of their boards are dedicated to following lolcows

He was a poster boy for alt girls for multiple decades
Stacy will leave you, fat insecure Becky will go to hell and back for you

>implying any gen X roastie can resist Johnny Depp