/brit/

Recon I could draw a thermometer down my leg and my balls would be the mercury

they'll always be royals
nothing you can do about it rorke

weather man is telling me that the weather is going to drop by 6c within the space of 2 hours

Why is everyone on Any Forums so angry all the time?

dont think the vast majority of people alive today deserve the relative affluence and comfort we have, at all.

not having sex

leftypol be like

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the white man's burden

Good tattoo idea this

Ah yes, the drinking of the water. Let it commence

*Accidentally drinks lava*

love the smell and feel of my taint grease in this sort of weather

1/2 of global emissions come from Europe and the US, and you're willfully being retarded if you dont think that most of Asias emissions are to supply Western economies with cheap good.

looked into bfs blue green eyes while on lsd
he didnt know i was on it

lsd is hard.
youtube.com/watch?v=ewgCqJDI_Nk

Its grim outside

Nah, they are long gone
They are burgercucks now, enjoy

Got things cool down quicker init

goin for a drive
youtube.com/watch?v=EI04Dd3zzO8

put some cold water out for the birds, bees, hedgehogs, foxes and neighbourhood cats today and tomorrow guys - a few ice cubes would make it even cooler
if you have a concrete or dark coloured patio then cover it with something soft or hose it down so it doesn't burn the paws of your pets
if you have any plants like hydrangeas then its worth shading them in case their leaves burn

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After a decade of denying climate change and doing everything in his power to stop green policies, rorke is finally man enough to admit its real and pin all the blame on someone else.

says it all

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Globohomo clown world

my fan is blowing warm air
gonna put a bag of frozen chips infront see if it makes a difference

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>Media have described Kurchenko as the "wizard of gaz",[20] the "gas king of Ukraine"[21] and "business sensation of Ukraine 2012".[citation needed] He gives no interviews, no live comments, and makes no appearances on open business forums, releasing only prepared press releases.[citation needed]

apt that a bio of a man described as a ghost has no citations

Corrrrr

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looks less than half to me, but please tell me that we're not doing "enough" as our leaders keep importing more people to replace us, people who will expect a "western" lifestyle
it's not westerners who breed like rabbits now is it

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Imagine how fun that would be with your mates

London has melted lads

London has melted

Then how come there smog and not here, open your eyes sheeple

Wouldn't you break your ankles when you impact the ground in your way down?

*yawns*

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put it behind it, that's where it sucks the air from

he will always be known as prince harry
he will always be associated with those nonce inbred tax leeches
seethe and cope rorke

some absolute tunes banging out on the car radio

mad how they tell native europeans to stop breeding then make advertisements like this

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umm, because the world is ran by a secret cabal of black chinese jewish transexuals? youd know this if you werent a pozzed bluepilled cucked globohomo troon clownworld enabler

So why does one house randomly start burning and not all the others at the same temp. Makes you think doesn't it.

attach chips to the blades, it'll create an icy vortex as it spins

imagining how cold pluto currently is now, corrr

accidentally ate 4 kilos of poo. gutted, feel like such an idiot

Perhaps the most virginous post ive ever read here. Get off of Any Forums you pathetic sexless freak.

Whoopsie, I accidently spent your """green taxes""" on diversity quotas, trannard surgeries for children and illegal 3rd world migrants haha Gib more green tax pls
t. leftypol

reckon one was full of highly flammable poo

we must think about the GDP

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Hero

so if i was to position my pooey sweaty arse behind a fan it would draw that foul air from it and blow it around the room?

Give it a rest leftypol
Corbyn lost

are femboys gay in the UK?

Just couldn't help yourself could you rorke?

New Saints Row looking quite realistic

Leftpol ranting about how the heat wave was due to racism

You guys ever feel like taking a nap then undress then lay in bed then realize you're not actually tired for a nap enough and get out and get dressed again? Haha

gf is walking around with her big fat sweaty chebs out
state of her

what have I said that's wrong?

leftypol creaming himself over the new lawd of dem rangs
rorke delving into the classic works of the English language

so fucking depressed

Well lads we got through the heatwave. Reckon spainlad has snuffed it as I haven't seen him today, but a few losses are expected and in the grand scheme of things it's not a significant loss

time to jump in a cold shower for a quick blast
undermoobs are hot as fuck and sweating like mad

>0:16
Props to the guy in the mobility scooter joining in

dilate. corbyn is a post modern cultural marxist. stop gaslightin everyone, leftypol troon

sex

Nothing. They're just lefty's

Europe needs to ban the sales of black clothing

ever done her up the arse?

they live in burgercuckistan
they interfere in burgercuck politics, not UK politics
they fit in perfectly with the rest of your cuck nation
seethe cope and enjoy burgercuck

Its leftypol you got to argue with emotion not reason lad

Windy now.

Usually a bit of a rorke, me. But all these people droning on about "le heckin clownworld globohomo le eat bugs and live in the heckin pod!" are revoltingly pathetic people and I put them on the same level as those parents who make their children trans in terms of how deluded and brainwashed they are.

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...yh

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could care less

It's not just a meme anymore
The things we thought were just comical parodies in 2017 are now everyday reality in 2022

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thinking up new words

Corbyn lost
Brexit won
Im doing a poo
Leftypol seethes

lotr's is shit. i'm glad they made a shitty woke version

you alright lad?

what size grass does she wear?

It's happening in the Netherlands now

leftypol BTFO and seething hahahaha

Shall continue blogging

Well then, can't be helped, can it?

Whats wrong with being anti capitalist leftypol

cannot STAND that little disabled lad whos in stranger things
does my fucking HEAD IN

/britpol/ out in full force today
Keep going on about how you're still a virgin because of "da jeeeeewws!!!" you vile runts.

I heard she just basically got BTFO once some UN or governmental organisations declared that nuclear energy was "green".

damn, what a pozzed clownworld this is. i'm glad i can hide away in my childhood bedroom to avoid it otherwise i dont know how i'd cope

Virginity and being slapped about a lot

LADS LADS LADS LADS
SAW A GIRL ON THE TRAIN BROSWING BRIT
SHE HAD FAT CHEBS AND THICK GLASSES KINDA CUTE BLONDE HAIR

Is it bad if I have a cup of tea? Aha

might get chips and a battered sav

im just sick of troons controlling the media

Rorke decimating the planet to own the libs

Being wrong and knowing it on a subconscious level makes you angry.

catberg hasn't moved from the fan all day

Why don't they just beat them with batons or shoot them?

Ktim you greasy weirdo

jewberg rattled

I'm not sure how just burying your head in the sand and denying that change is happening is a viable argument.

If you think the normalisation of previously freakish things is actually a good thing, then just come out and say it. Don't keep obscuring your beliefs behind this pathetic facade of "OMGGGG IT NOT REAL, IT NOT HAPPENING!"

Why?

What should we call her then? Rorkina or Leftypolina?

What job can I do with a non engineering stem degree and an MBA that will pay well and send me to very dangerously places?

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Thinking we need more diversity to fix the heat wave lads

>battered sav
never heard anyone irl refer to a battered sausage as a sav. and thats grim eat a battered deepfried sausage. sort it out

Police usually don't intevene with stuff like this, just try to contain it. If they went in with battons and started leathering rasheeds it could only escalate the situation and would probably result in heavy media scrutiny. Best to just let the oil fire burn itself out rather than throw water on it.

vm.tiktok.com/ZMNHKU17R/
need a puffy nips gf

because I'm getting hungry, hombre

hi I'm Ryan Dunn and welcome to /brit/

London's literally burning to the ground lads.

short for saveloy, you literal child

KTIM

mad how it's usually women moaning on about emissions yet they make 85 percent of all consumer purchasing decisions.

can't seem to make the connection can they

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G- G- G- G-Unit!

Its a pozzed blackpilled globohomo clownworld out there...

i for one reject the rorke/leftypol enforced dichotomy

just sucked down a high strength vitamin d even though ive been out in the sun a good bit

body's going to be loving it

I was deliberately using aussie slang mate calm down

Getting Grenfell energy

Dont bother its fucking leftypol you smackhead.
You have to be on equal terms mentally ill to argue with it, like some full on Any Forums LE EPIC MEME FROG type

Some speccy virge who's been staring at my chebs just glanced at my phone and went wide-eyed with glee
Genuinely don't feel safe feel like he might try and murder me, gonna call it in to network rail
Say it, see it, sorted x

i might be hiding away in my childhood bedroom to avoid the clownworld but i'm a meme war veteran. watch what you say or get 'jakd

Buying at least 6 Euromilliona to ight and you can't stop me

Chinarorke and Indiarorke can't hear you from all the way over here, you need to go to their countries and protest

>booked a week off in september and november
>will probably get given christmas and new year off by toilstein
>still got 10 days left
toilberg is gonna hate me

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women are mindless consumers of tat, hate to say it but its true

all true
jewed up as well

>3 small fires
>THE NATION BURNS
lol settle down cunts

we're all in to kick it out aren't we?

wasting your time m8. that money's all mine

So why didn't the police didn't do anything 'bout the Paki groomgangs?

So why buy that throwback shit? Rationing ended in the 50s Looooool

Wait for the poos hahaha your poos are gonna be insaneeee

saveloy is different to normal sausage
therefore its correct to refer to it as a battered sav

Tbh i agree with leftypol on a lot of things, just nothing social, they just want to carry on the social zeitgeist which is just grim.

it? You mean them

what would you recommend

Brits are so spoiled it’s unreal
Have five vacation/sick days a year, unpaid

alright, so if we are getting all of these political party people as thread OPs then there should be at least walt disney one