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RealFeel Shade™ 99° in London
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>remember to vote for none
>vote noone. concede your vote

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No idea what it is

Remember to use your vote wisely
Voter supression is the wlrst thing that can happen and we have a right to speak out and choose who we want in power

It was passably OK until the end when the writers apparently just decided to return to the status quo to keep squeezing the milk out of the cash cow for another season or 4.

False flagging radical feminism on crystal cafe to make psychotic women (most of them are pedophiles or into sexual gore, epstein tier shit) remove themselves from the genepool.

kill yourselves
digits checkd!!
digits checkd!

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been too long since I've had a plate of overly seasoned fries served on a paper plate on some Spanish beach café, with a side of warm, overly tangy ketchup and a sweating bottle of San Miguel

can tell it's the summer holidays because /brit/ has become absolutely AWFUL as of late
like a thread full of mihais spamming the same terrible joke at each other

either gonna concede my vote or vote for Walt Disney

she needs to put down the choc ices if you ask me

vote to be replaced, it's your civic duty

>all the bargin stuff gone
>all that remains is expensive £6 branded shite

love to see it. People gaining a clue.

>actually voting

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thread seemsmkinda early

not been on holiday since 2012

passport isn't even valid anymore. Really should renew that.

i dont agree with any of them. i dont rust these PMs, therefore i will not vote. voting for the "least bad of them" is the absolute worst

still haven't received my fine for not voting last election

put some cold water out for the birds, bees, hedgehogs, foxes and neighbourhood cats today and tomorrow guys - a few ice cubes would make it even cooler
if you have a concrete or dark coloured patio then cover it with something soft or hose it down so it doesn't burn the paws of your pets
if you have any plants like hydrangeas then its worth shading them in case their leaves burn

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don't get why you lot are banging on about voting when the next general election isn't for two years, and I'm sceptical if you lot will even be old enough to vote to when it happens anyway

kek this is literally what i look like except for the glasses

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Too hot

you can't vote for them anyway, you dullard

I'm voting for moni

Why do people like ice creams so much

Not a big fan myself, it's just sugar and fat isn't it

global warming isn't real says an increasingly sweaty man

im voting none.
i will concede my vote

A vote for Moni is a vote for change... down there.

that can't be right, it's never been that hot here
more woke bollocks

It's mostly own brand you blind cunt

*hides my blowtorch*
hehe

'kin hell

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leftypol sucking a chilled broccoli

rorke enjoying an ice cream like a normal man

I know this will go over your head but you can literally break any foodstuff down to the basics like that

Ok and?

living in a heat box

shes so beautiful lads

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Happens all the time lefty looney

*cranks up the heater*
bit chilly

>green space
i dont know why this boils my piss so much

it's better imo and I'm from Derby
lakes is the most beautiful place in England, can't be topped

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Cars don't melt in 38 celcius.

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Waitrose' own-brand Magnum, Hagen-Dazs and Lotus Biscoff aye?

don't ever reply to me again you daft cunt

getting the taste of dopamine/DXM in my mouth thinking about the low-UV 3PM sun later
might be having a diabetic shock moment

as an empath i can tell that shes quite sad about something

Yeah because animals await for you to save them, they don't know how to find water holes or creeks.

What's doing phenibut like? There was an aussie here said he used to take it

I remember when getting a notification from the BBC News app meant something, like they literally wouldn’t send anything out unless it was a terrorist attack or England doing well inn the World Cup

You are literally blind

is this what zoomers watch now? 'kin 'ell society is falling apart
each generation becomes more idiotic

>making a thirst-trap video while having those grotty dry chapped lips

get a clue hen

well you know when you take phenibut right, it's kinda similar to that

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boom_Overture
Yanks bringing back the Concorde dream.
Youse and the frogs wimped out after 1 crash and some loud take off noise. Pathetic.

of all the girls in got you really pick her?

They are both women.

i cant move

I'm off to bed now lads. Good night.

kemi baitingcock

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The Irish posters are awfully angsty today

OMG HEATHROW AT 40 DEGREES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

anyway
gonna go park in a bit and find some puss

You're watching it too, though.
>b-b-b-but [cope]
Can it porky.

why not

why? it's a simple term that refers to an area with plants and vegetation. can't call it natural space because it might not be a natural planting scheme and therefore green space is the best choice
yeah I know but I was surprised it's that hot there. the cars most likely melted due to focussed sun rays from a window or glass

skipped through it actually, was a bit too cringeworthy to watch the entire thing.

Were you in the Any Forums thread a couple days ago?

thanks, but im voting for none

donuts dont wear alligator shoes

because you're an incel with no mates?

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more woke BS

>starts wincing like she's physically pained upon being called a cunt
don't need sound to know these bints are yanks

got me crocs on

My mate (who is a fit and healthy, 30 year old man) is in the hospital with sun stroke.

He spent less than half an hour outside after walking a short distance after work. Spent the evening feeling nauseous and then couldn't stop vomiting, couldn't keep any liquid down, had a headache and felt like he was going to faint.

He's in hospital on a drip with a high pulse, had to have a chest X-ray and is going to be fine, but it just goes to show that this heat can affect anyone and affect you quickly!

because there's like 5 girls minimum who are objectively better

In Cyprus? Why? It's the mediterranean/middle east.

a mealy mouthed reply: the thread

DAE LE HOT?!?

and what if those water holes and creeks have dried up due to the unusually hot weather? what if those water holes and creeks have been built over or filled in for buildings and development?
don't be a smart arse

such as

Bought some of those Haagen Dazs mango & raspberry things once, they were really good

a bucket of crabs: the thread

reckon we need to put aside the rhetoric

>overhyped, overfunded super jet startup company
yeah this will definitely see the light of day

>BREAKING: Sunak receives endorsement from only man in Britain shorter than him

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No you can't because not all foodstuffs are mostly composed of sugar and fat. E.g. spinach isn't.

Just put a condom on lads. Time for SEX.

I dont understand tik-tok culture.
You're just standing there in front of a text and making faces. What's the big deal?

dumb cunt should have worn a hat and drank some water

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glass houses: the thread
*throws stones*

not meant to do that la

wallace and gromiting

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The joke is her grandpa raped her as a child

I wasn't expecting it to be THAT hot over there but you make a good point

why does he always have that weird fucking face on

Unironically don't use any part of this site except /brit/. Just saw it in a Tweet.
Glad we've got the input from the resident leaf NEET to shame all those egg-head billionaires and millionaires.