Was it kino?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I'M KINOOOOOOING

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Christ this lawyer is awful

>was
it is at its most kino high point right fucking now

Amber Heard is Wolverine's cousin or something?

THE RINGS AMBER
SOMEONE GET JESSE VENTURA ON THE HORN

this is a shit cross

Her extremely descriptive language has started fucking her up just like everyone said two weeks ago

>I didn't seek medical attention after getting hit multiple times in the face (with rings) but I did go to my therapist

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>that picture doesn't EXIST
KINO KINO KINOOOOO

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I've never been this hard just from hearing somebody talk.
Justice boner is strong.

REDDIT GENERAL
>REDDIT GENERAL
REDDIT GENERAL
>REDDIT GENERAL
REDDIT GENERAL
>REDDIT GENERAL

IT'S HAPPENING

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Nice try, Amber.

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oh god, this is the cross we've all been waiting for & it's kino af.

it's like a student getting told off by the teacher.

>this is the only picture that’s in evidence…. right now

The fuck.

Who said that

i don't know what her lawyers were thinking. domestic abuse is really easy to verify especially if you're a public figure and are constantly around people

but you are posting ITT?

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SEX SEX SEXXXXXX

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>POST YFW

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this is too good lads

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what the fuck is this thread even about? christcuk larping again?

Semen retention paid off. God I can’t even stand right now.

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oh nononono amber sisters not like this ohnono nono

going to the toilet crying, didn't look into the mirror .. lol women (and myself as a guy) always look into the mirror, let alone after crying.

spicy latina lawyer on the fucking war path

>rings
>depp won't look at you
ya'll had me scared thinking Depp's team actually had something of substance. They have nothing on amber, NOTHING after all that shit talking depp bros did

Amber

Heard. As if she’s going to produce more hard hitting pics later on. But that’s impossible.

marvel troon is so salty about our court kino threads but he cant just hide and ignore he has to bait for yous
what a pathetic existence

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lawyer is having trouble pinning her

>Russia
GUILTY

>get decked in the face multiple face by a man who's wearing the equivalent of brass knuckles
>not even a blemish on her face
Why the fuck aren't people pointing out how absurd this is? Has no one in the courtroom ever hand an actual bruise or injury? What is this farce? What kind of madhouse is this?

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I HAVE A DANGEROUS BONER RIGHT NOW

I can see your face Amber, there are no injuries in that picture.

She said make up can't cover the marks but why aren't they visible.

she survived

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CHUNKYBROS

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oh god I hope this cross goes on all week, it's orgasmic.

QRD??????????????

Amber is getting MEGAPINT'D right now.

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lmao what a fucking retard

>OBJECTION
>Straight up ignored

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I wish I was Camille right now.
Every word she says has months of anger behind it, perfectly calculated to tear Amber's faux testimony down.
It's actually amazing.

(narrowly)

We must not be watching the same trial then.

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whacked with some chunkies

>CHUNKY
>BIG

NO INJURIES

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What a bald faced liar

BEATEN TO A PULP
HELL IN A CELL

now let them hit a water melon or something alike with big chunky rings

I got something swollen, discolored, and red for you right here.

What a retard. She's clearly bitter with her own lawyers

Qrd anyone?

hey, domestic abuse victim here! i constantly looked like that the next day after being violently raped by my abusive ex-husband all night.

DAY OF THE CROSS, BOTHER

>that’s not up to me

Uuuuhhhhhhhhhh what. Is she throwing her own legal team under the bus.

she's getting big chunkied

>She's throwing her team under the bus
OH NO NO NO

What's wrong with marvel? I love reading about all the news and drama my favorite Disney actors get into!

ohhh no no no no no

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>that's not up to me
what the fuck

>literally contradicts herself in two sentences
Camille is doing it, she's managing to corner a chronic liar, the absolute madlass

MEGA RINGS

I like 'em big! I like 'em chunky! (chunky)

Thats the third time she's thrown her lawyers under the bus

>Don Rickles
F

>famous actress whose face is her fortune seeks no medical treatment for a broken nose
objection, retarded

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good streams have a function where you can go back

can she feel it?
her life is over
will she commit suicide when she gets home today?

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Lol
She's done for

a real meeting of the minds
battle of the brains

oh my days her case is fucking GONE

Sorry Amber, but you lost. You know the rules.

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lads how do i become impervious to punches like amber?

they need to start showing these photos in evidence.

But make up can't cover it she said?

Drew Pickles?

>WELL ACTUALLY MY NOSE WASN'T BROKEN
AHAHHAHAHA THE COPE HAPPENING

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Jesus, has Depp's team been hiding her power level this whole time?

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>her defence is that there’s brutal pics that no one has seen
>that haven’t been put into evidence for this $100m trial

What am I listening to. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Camille is surpassing Dr. Curry right now

I'm no makeup expert, but I'm pretty sure you can't hide a broken nose with makeup.

>I'm not sure my nose was broken

What s FUCKING TRAINWRECK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Amber Heard Onlyfans arc after that?

be born an Atlantean noble.

Don Rickles, another Amber Heard witness who can’t testify. When does it end?

ENCHANCE

>Don Rickles cameo
that was unexpected

>objection, retarded
OVERRULED

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ktim

nose broken btw

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>IM NOT SURE IF IT WAS BROKEN
KEKEKKEK

HGIH VELOCITYCHOKESLAM

Why aren't they stopping Depps team?!

She must have some next-level makeup.

Not saying Amber is not getting grilled but her defiantly saying "yes absolutely 100% correct" after each question is unironically the best she can do right now? Showing any doubt would be the end.

I didn't notice until now, but
>0 Objections
Amber's own team is leaving her to the wolf that is Camille. She's done for.

ahhhhhhh goooooooood it's tooo much. ambers getting SLATED. i know hambly gonna have a video up on this within the hr.

nvm i retract my words, i suck cocks

>I wasn't allowed to show the picture of my busted nose
>I produced all images pertaining to my abuse at the hands of Depp

What a dumb whore, judge just drools into her lap while blatant perjury and discovery abuse happens in her courtroom.

The juxtaposition of this picture where she is pristine and Camille quoting her lies back to her is absolutely fucking kino

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this is a public execution

She is Depp's best attorney isn't she?

The man next to Depp is good too but the other man is a stuttering mess.

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>MUH MAKEUP
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

There's nothing to object to

they are enjoying watching her burn because she just blamed them for everything

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my face watching this trial

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that's L'oreal for you

ENHANCE

>I-I'm wearing makeup.

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She literally said you can't hide it with make up an hour ago

HAHAHAHAHA

You see Amber is built different.

>My Makeup is covering my broken nose
>Ice reduce the swelling

IS THIS REAL LIFE

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>NO PICTURES

>it's not my job
LMAO

wait did she just throw her own counsel under the bus?
>its not my job

>it's not my job
kek Amber throwing her legal team under the bus

oh god
doesn't swelling get worse after a day???

please keep this shit on liveleak where it belongs

>ice covers up swelling
the city of cope

mega browsing Any Forums

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She looks pretty swollen, what did Johnny do today?

>I PRODUCED EVERYTHING!

IT'S NOT MY JOB

OH SHIT! ROTTENBORNS GONNA REEL HER AFTER THIS!

>IT'S NOT MY JOB
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING BITCH

If actually the same poster, you are forgiven. If not, you are forgiven again.

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>It's not my job bitch

everyone who got punched once knows she is full of shit

Does Amber actually have photos she specifically kept hidden just so she can contradict the cross exam? It would be 300 IQ but I'm not sure how legal it is.

ice can, makeup can't

They should've brought in a boxing cut man and a medical expert to testify about blows to the face.

Hahahahahahahahaha she’s cracked up after 15 mins of cross examination.

Blaming her own team.

>there are other pictures, I swear

How fucking embarrassing.

>throws her team under the bus again

>SHE IS BLAMING HER LAWYERS NOW
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHH

I love the stealth OP on this PINT

Where's the fucking guillotine? This is brutal.

>throwing her lawyer under the bus
her catty bitchy attitude is going to come bite her in the ass

>makeup
jurybros...is anyone buying this?

>I produced this supposed picture that unequivocally shows my face in a sad state without makeup, yet my legal team refused to submit it for some reason

she's shitposting here, isn't she?

ohnonono rottenbros not like this, our guy is gonna lose his job

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real picture of me after being savagely beaten but applying ice and makeup (trigger warning)

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it's me bro, she just got annihilated with that gala shit

HOLY SHIT VASQUEZ IS RUTHLESS

bus thrower under bro

>that's not my job
LMAAAAAAAAO HER LEGAL TEAM IS SEETHING

Did you produce the poop?

>ice and makeup removes all traces of a recently broken nose

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she cracked at the first question

>This endless brutal onslaught
What do you think her powerlevel is, cross-bros?

ICE

>not my job
rotttenborn BTFO

HAHAHAHHA AMBER IS FUCKED OH MY JESUS

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damn Amber should be a doc for the UFC, some of those fighters look fucked up after fights but she doesn't

>yeah I have pictures and evidence that proves everything
>but I will not show them it's not my job :)
h-how do you even refute this bros? Is this the ultimate win?

Does she unironically think the jury will believe that someone can obliterate her nose and then 16 hours later she applies some ice and makeup and no one can tell her nose was ever touched? WHY ISN'T ANYONE BURSTING OUT IN LAUGHTER

It shows her mindset that she is instantly blaming her lawyers

>source?
>No.

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BLUE BOARD user BLUE BOARD

dude ice can cover a broken nose bro yeah totally LMAO

horrifying

>It's not my job to produce evidence
???

Aye, good to have you aboard sir.

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The reason Depp’s lawyer is speaking to the judge right now is to address this shit. Heard can’t just sit there and insinuate to the jury that there’s mountains of evidence that she brought forward, wanted them to see but was denied.. by her own team.

she is so delusional, that she thinks her pictures ACTUALLY show some injury but her legal team sad "amber what the fuck we cant use this shit thats nothing??"

Is this the power of Amika cream?

Her lawyers are there to protect her and she cannot resist shitting on them. This woman is a fucking joke

Just tuned in. Anything else happened besides the nose and her forgetting about the rings?

JAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

kekkers
We’re only getting started, boy

Everything happened, ok?

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ice & makeup work wonders. especially in hi-definition pictures

apparently there were pictures which were excluded because they weren't submitted on time

>barges into the court room
>"He punched me, raped me, broke my nose, broke my body and fucked up my face"
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

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it doesn't even look like she's wearing that much makeup, can makeup really cover up injuries so easily like that?

Brainlet here, explain why they are the ones approaching? I thought you approach when someone objects?

My aunt had her nose broken playing hockey, her cheeks were swollen so much she literally couldn't see for 2 days and looked like a raccoon for the better part of a month.

This is why they aren't objecting to any of the questions. They hate her too.

I can't believe how well this is going

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EXPOSED

This cross is all the kino I was hoping it would be and more.

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If those images she would've liked to show exist and her lawyers really did convince her not to, I'd bet it's because they are fucking nothing

Imagine, just IMAGINE, being the lawyers defending her right now.

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>i'm gonna prescribe you with some ice and makeup, you'll be fine

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camille has obviously never gotten slapped in the face before
i had a hooker slap me in the face nonstop for an hour with chunky rings, until my nose and lip was bleeding, and the swelling wasnt that bad. could have easily covered it with makeup if i had wanted to, especially if i had hollywood tier make up artists helping me.

ambers relied on coaching the entire time, especially today. but the cross is all her, she's going off rails. her team might not even both objecting with the shade she's throwing.

don't forget the cavity search

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no, makeup can't cover a broken nose lmao

>can makeup really cover up injuries so easily like that?

FUCK.
NO.

Especially not from someone wearing rings.

only minor injuries

>OBJECTION...
>user is not sipping on red wine during comfy trial thread

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Camille > Dr Curry

She's trying to sway the jury with "evidence" which doesn't exist.

If anyone wonders why team Depp wasn't objecting as much during Amber's several-day long testimony, THIS IS WHY.

or the broken fruit basket

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nice try amber

makeup can cover pimples and papercuts

>"Why havent you submitted any evidence of said facial damage you testified to have happened?"
>"My lawyers wouldnt let me"

Jesus christ.

Get punched in the head and face by these so many times you can't remember? Just apply ice and makeup.

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i was worried a bit with her shakey voice the first 15s. but she's a true piranha

MORTDECAI CHADS RISE UP

makeup can cover some dirt on your face at best (barely)

Damn any more?

>ambers relied on coaching the entire time, especially today. but the cross is all her, she's going off rails.
This was what most people predicted. Once she's past the rehearsed material she will fuck herself over. Really, only problem in this entire cause is the potentially retarded jury.