/depp/

they rotate in and out on certain days. they both have an entire law firm working for them

Bet they told her not to say hallucinate, but she couldn't help herself.

Do strong independent women make you insecure? stupid incel chud

who thought it was a good idea for heard to have ZERO humility throughout this? they play an abusive audio clip of her, and she ignores it.

>DIDN'T HAPPEN
>THEY'RE ALL LYING
>IT'S AN HALLUCINATION
>MY MEMORY... I'M GOING INSANE!!
>ROTTENBORN SAVE ME
>DIDN'T HAPPEN

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WE ALREADY SAW THIS VIDEO!!!

>>Heard's sister and Johnny's ex will also testify, I don't remember which ex but it is on behalf of Heard
Sounds like Eve Barlow. "ex" is a bit grandiose, I think they dated 25 years ago, and now she's an Amber stan.
Weird that they're letting Whitney testify though, she bailed out in the middle of her deposition.

>trying to address that fact she "accidentally" lied last week
That seems like a bad idea that only risks digging the hole deeper.\

i get second hand embarrassment from this absolute dog shit "testimony"

>can't use this audio because other voices are recorded
bullshit rule, this would murder her
youtube.com/watch?v=VDP9NVQmiXw

Hearsay

its hearsay and she knows it.
its because shes getting pissed off at all the objections and is visibly annoyed now

It's better to have a female defending you in this situations

motherfucker depp

>Alcohol Johnny
>Weed Johnny
>Cocaine Johnny
>MDMA Johnny
>Meth Johnny
>Crack Johnny
>Perc Johnny
>Somas Johnny
>Xanax Johnny
>PCP Johnny
pick two to defend you the rest are coming to kill you

One woman can be smart.
Several women turn into a cathouse of retardation and sniping bitchy remarks.

>Female lawyer
>vs
>Female defendant
this is the best outcome ever, if the defendant, Amber Heard, is a mega bitch then she's going to have a personal grudge against Camille Vasquez in the court
And she's going to be unable to not show her bitchiness

She can't remember, the abuse has made her block that part of her memory out.

JOHNNY IS A MADMAN, HE IS SLAMMING CUPBOARDS. LOCK HIM UP!
>JOHNNY IS A MADMAN, HE IS SLAMMING CUPBOARDS. LOCK HIM UP!
JOHNNY IS A MADMAN, HE IS SLAMMING CUPBOARDS. LOCK HIM UP!
>JOHNNY IS A MADMAN, HE IS SLAMMING CUPBOARDS. LOCK HIM UP!

Remember earlier on the stand when she flinched when johnny used the word "fuck" in a tape? Funny how she's totally relaxed and nonchalant looking as she films him beat up cabinets.

I am so sorry JDbros but he looks fat as fuck in this video

holy SHIT bros it's the MEGA PINT clip

weird he isn't even approaching her, what with how violent he's being and all

this how i act when i die in dark souls

Female lawyer is better for sexual abuse cross

>MEGA PINT

>A mega pint

A MEGA PINT

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MEGAPINT DETECTED

cowboy johnny

he is literally demented we have to do something
never seen such madness before

she's so scared that she's goading him into doing bad shit lol.

Piss off with your reddit tier comments and go host a game show over there

the mega pint video again? really?

Somas and Xanax, gonna chill with him and his Jewish artist buddy and make fun art before we die.

it's the famous coffee cup

a MEGA PINT?

>Johnny grabbed me and performed a piledriver on me, then he held me in a kesa gatame for 2 hours and repeatedly punched my face with brass knuckles until both my orbital sockets were shattered, here's me the next day at a red carpet event, you can see the damage

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MEGAPINT SPOTTED

Isn't... isn't that from a brow lift?

Why is the discolouration entirely localized to the top of the eyebrow if it's not from plastic surgery?

M-E-G-A P-I-N-T

Didn't his mother just die

SUS
FUCKIN
STAINED

>a mini pint?

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Help us finish jigex.com/H8gEx

is johnnys team asking questions today or will the whole day be just ambers lawyer talking?

Yes, but we won't mention that.

ye

what did she mean by this?

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i was so scaredddd :(((((((((( im just a smoll lil bunnny i was scared he was so scaryyyyy :((((( pls save me

lmao, what the fuck was that

You can't let a male lawyer tear into a woman on the stand. You'll lose

An abuser would have smashed the phone not binned it.

SCARY
SCARED
SCARE
SCARED
SCARY

No, I checked and it is Ellen Barkin

IT WAS SCARY
I WAS SCARED
SCARED
I WAS SCARED.....
THAT....
HE WOULDN'T REMEMBER
>OBJECTION

Bad day for Amber

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IT'S TIME FOR THE POOP STORY

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Sustained motherfucker

>i was scared
>video clearly shows she's egging him on, nothing happens to her & she smiles it off in the end
k.

>"Why did you record that?"
>"It was scared... scary... scary... scared"
>hfw dog steps on a bee

yes. That morning.
And someone had just stolen $650mill from him

When Johnny's side rested their case last week, is that it from their side?
As in, can Johnny come back to the stand or whatever, or was that just for that day they were proper done?

THE TURD WAS THERE AMBER

>Ahh, I can see it, clear as day!
>The coming of our dynasty!
>Mohgwyn!

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What

>I was so scared... I was fearing for my life... I was literally shaking and crying...
>anyway, let me play with clip where I admit to beating him up then mock him then laugh at him

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No Ellen Barkin is the ex who will go on stand for Heard

can't imagine they have much left of her testimony surely?

I don't get this, did her lawyers tell her to pretend to be retarded?

finger on the buzzer kek

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yes, he can come back to rebut her testimony, or they can call other witnesses. There's a time limit to this trial though.

>Johnny went to meet with a financial consultant instead of coming to my birthday party
The bastard...

Based on timeline probably all of today

straight to bootleg vhs tier acting

found out his (business manager??) was scamming him

Amberchads can you believe how /ourqueen/ feels right now? She spent hours upon hours preparing for extremely intricate answers and then this fucking Mexican goblina keeps objecting and wasting all the hard work making up the perfect story... This isn't how it was supposed to go amberchads...
Let's have a toast ~

They can call him back up in rebuttal
Don't see why would they though, this is dogshit, no need to refuse anything

Ambers team only have about 20ish hours left of their time. They are really blowing this shit.

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If he has time. I think they had 26 hours remaining to Heard's 24 last week.

SAY WHAT YOU SAID

this is the thread? Any Forums is so fucking shit

They couldn't get enough witnesses to back up Amber so they're trying to spend it all on her.

Welcome home brother

How many witnesses AH side are going to call up again?

yes

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MAGNUM SIZED CHAMPAGNE

>I felt myself retreat
huh?

I didn't think a court had a time limit.

MEGAPINT
MAGNUM CHAMPAGNE

Welcome home friendo, have a mega pint

damn this bitch must feel like Neo dodging all these bottles
>it went through a painting
EVERY TIME

What else are they gonna do? All they're gonna do is spend 20 hours to make Depp look mean

What is it like over there right now

I can't believe this is still going in the first place. What is there left to say from Amber that could make Johnny Depp possibly look any worse?

JOHNNY, JOHNNY BOY

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>Scary... scary... scared... scared...
Here we go again with the acting

Yeah that's what I heard too, though I don't know for sure.
Plus the fact that she's chuckling and pretending to sound sympathetic shows she wasn't scared.

I guess I got mixed up with E.B. initialed people

is anyone else zoning in & out of her rambling testimony? hope the jury feels the same.

>▶
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED GORILLA MONKEY SUBHUMAN

A MEGA PINT OF MAGNUM CHAMPAGNE

MEGA PINT OF WINE
MAGNUM SIZED BOTTLE
What's next?!

there was a list but a number of them have dropped out

Satanism

amber, we've gotta keep this real... there's NO way that shit came from this dog's ass... don't force me to call a biologist to testify...

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Don't waste your time on pol faggots, join your real bothers on the blue board

What the fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=nCtn6igpgP4

official thread theme for our boy

>laughing while talking about throwing a phone

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We need things added
>I won't say what I said

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I'm missing the live stream until lunch break. Is it cross examination yet?

>posted from my goyphone at work on the shitter

good point, actually

Judge stated it in this clip
youtube.com/watch?v=6WFOBHPBIW0
Her lawyer even tried to argue about it with the judge

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>a magnum pint?

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Best Carpenter film I don't care what any other niggas say.

Johnny can collect some coins to access the special zone and that'll get him an extra hour

Not yet

>>it went through a painting
>EVERY TIME
It's Super Mario 64 rules

>ok mr expert witness, please state your name for the record
>my name is César Millán

>depp will never chest bump you like a bro
:(

court reporter's transcription leaked:
>ehhh uhhhh uheeh uhuehhuh ahmmm

HAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT BROS
IMAGINE GETTING CHEST BUMPED FRATBRO STYLE BY JOHHNY SO HARD YOU FALL ON THE FLOOR

Amber wouldn't know the first thing about a bro chestbump.

gj frens

Grabbed her pubic bone?

>GRABBED ME BY THE PUSSY
Trump angle now?

Yeah, I'm hardly listening to most of it now, just fixating on something retarded she said for five mins

HE GRABBED HER BY THE PUSSY

A mega tie?

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PUBIC BONE

This one has.
The judge literally has a pajeet with a stopwatch keeping time.

>Can't even take a bro chest bump
Women are such fags

fuck these things are good bros

>HE GRABBED ME BY THE PUSSY

>He grabbed me by the pussy
>That look between Depp and his lawyer
This is a fucking circus

im gonna pour myself a giga pint as soon as cross starts

BONE
PUBIC
PUBIC BONE
UHH AREA

Did he grab her boner?

>you tough like a man now?
Didn't she already use this quote?

>tfw no gf to grab her pubic bone

He grabbed her vagina bones.

> YOU DONT EXIST

You a tuff man now

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the way her emotions keep shifting is fucked up

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yes, and maybe he tried to break her wrists again too

pubic bone birthday surprise

I do it for she

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

I honestly would shit myself in this situation

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it's true, that's why she got a surrogate & is a single mom lol.

is it just going to be amber contradicting herself this entire day or what?

>I could just feel this periodic pressure on the bottom of my feet
>I don't know exactly what was happening

Remember, the worst thing for a narcissist like Amber is embarrassment.

>once your tits sag no one is going to love you
BASED BASED BASED

Yes, and this exact scenario

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE YOU SAGGY TITTED BITCH

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Why is she admitting all these medical and legal terms like she's helping her team, it's not, it makes her look like she's sucking off the court to look good

>Be you, Elon Musk
>Have threesome with pic related
How does he do it

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JOHNNY IS ONE OF US !!!

HOLY SHIT JOHNNY IS REDPILLED

I think it's even worse that she's trying not to act like last week. Like last week is what she wants to do, this week it seems everytime she's about to break into psycho mode she remembers Elaine's clenched fest tightening over the week break.

>Gives out extensive details of Johnny abuse
>Followed by idk why? idk remember how?
>Gives out extensive details of Johnny abuse
>Followed by idk why? idk remember how?
>Gives out extensive details of Johnny abuse
>Followed by idk why? idk remember how?
>Gives out extensive details of Johnny abuse
>Followed by idk why? idk remember how?
this bitch for real?

being rich and hair surgery

HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY

he's filthy rich

She probably stole Elon Musk's semen. That's why he had to pay the ACLU stuff. She's blackmailing him.

being the richest man in the world helps

I REMEMBER I REMEMBER I REMEMBER

What is a pubic bone?

i would be better than elon musk or james franco

>HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

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>How does he do it
by being the richest man

Well, no birthday sex for Amber.

I’d still have sex with her.

Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said

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billions of dollars and not giving a fuck

>HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY
>*plucks pubic bone*

>i cant say
lmao

>How does he do it
be literally the richest man alive on the planet

That's missing
>Other uses for your throat
>COUCH! I WANT COUCH!
>Call el fono.
>Amica cream?
>I don't understand any of what you just did.
>I'm from Brooklyn.
>parakeet floors

Yeah. She also said that her dad taught her to break horses and be the son he never had.

when you reach a certain level of wealth you can do whatever the fuck you want. you have to say no, not do experience things like this.

It’s over deppbros

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>OH NO HERE COMES JOHNNY. IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN. BETTER RUN

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>how did you walk in over all this glass?!
kek i wonder

>my dog stepped on a piece of glass

There sure is a lot of glass on the floors of these houses and apartments.

If Amber Heard has a child, someone needs to keep an eye out for another Joan Crawford-esque situation. Amber is definitely the kind of woman to beat a child with a wire hanger.

LESBIAN SCENE

Shit story incoming.

>THE WALL
based johnny

>AND UHMMM

Her first minute of testimony made sure to mention she is the mother of a daughter.

No one ever talks about the vagina bone.

>Still posting the picture with the disembodied JUST hair
Fix your shit

Is it allowed today? I don't even mind going somewhere else at this point but I would rather post on Any Forums

pubic bone grabbed, oh well it's off to Coachella

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NO
WIRE
HANGERS

POOPOO STORY

HERE COME THE DOGS

HERE WE GO BOYS

wtf is a pubic bone?

>my dog stepped on a bee

HOW MUCH DID THE DOG SHIT?

SHE ATE JOHNNY'S WEED AS A PUPPY

who names their fucking dog pistol? lmao

YES THE DOG YES

Am I losing my fucking mind right now, or am I seriously watching Amber's lawyers question the bowel movements of a dog in court?

THE DOG STORY
AHAHHAHAHAHHA

Fuck me user. That poor child. I hope she is rescued.

ARE THEY ABOUT TO START TALKING ABOUT THE POOP?!?!?

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its her term for the VAGINA

johnnys weed eating doggo

DUDE
PUPPY
WEED
LMAO

>JURY, I MUST TELL YOU THAT JOHNNY KILLS DOGS WITH HIS WEED

They allegedly had some Mollusk-Heard fetuses prepped up to be used with a surrogate. There allegedly was a disagreement about whether to destroy the fetuses or not when they broke up.

There's no knowledge or allegations about whether they were or not. But we do know she used a surrogate mother (and, fun trivia, so did Grimes & Mollusk for their second kid).

>Johnny's drug use is why his dog shit on the bed

I was the dog and Amber had me on her leash. Woof woof, ambie wambie.

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LITERAL DOG KILLER AND RAPIST

POOP

AHAHAHAHAHAA
>She ate johnny's weed
Johnny is literally SATAN

cesar millian expert witness?

And once again, It's all johnny's addiction's fault, even the dog's shits.

agreed

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>blaming the dogs

And she's trying to make it sound all cute too

Jannies working overtime on Any Forums

>my dog stepped on a weed

>Unironically using the dog ate my homework as a defense.
The most unbelievable thing about this whole trial is that anyone is dumb enough to believe this bitch.

Here we go. Surely THIS will explain the human sized black shit by this 3 pound Teacup Yorkie.

Amber Heard
Left a turd
In the middle of her bed.
She tried to blame it on the dog
But Johnny looked down at this log
Clearly this could not be said
That the dog was the one that shat on the bed.

The poop, too big;
The dogs, too small;
The story, too far;
The reach, too tall.

The Turd that Amber Heard had left
though fast, and swift and deft;
was not done by the dog or maid,
It was Ambers Turd that she had laid.

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lmao

>I never met a dog like this
>actually, this dog is so rare and miraculous it could procur a shit that's the same size as it is
>it's also very prone to shitting on beds
What a strange animal

>yes your honor this is the culprit of the infamous poopoo on the bed

>Correct?

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>It was the dog I SWEAR

>DESIGNATED

>We left them on the bed so that would shit on the bed instead of the floor

OBJECTION : BULLSHIT

>DESIGNATED

ambers laywer getting BTFO is so satisfying

My dog jumped up and gave Johnny a black eye and cut his finger off. Bad dog!

THE BLACK MAN LIED

I seriously believe the jury is eating up every word

The turd on the bed was not a dog turd.
If you feed a dog jelly-meat from tins, even with biscuits, your dogs shit will be runny and nasty most of the time rather than solid.
If you feed a dog a pure diet of meat as is proper, chicken wings and breast and the like, their turds will be solid and flaky, possibly chalky and break apart very easy once they dry, which is how it should be because it's healthy.
The turd on the bed was a human shit.

it's not fun, it's not funny

SHE IS GOING BACK ON SAYING IT WAS A PRANK???

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BATHROOM ISSUES LFG BROS!!!!

Wow, the poop story actually REALLY gets to her.