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Juan Kelly
Jayden Baker
Why did God need a starship?
Nicholas Smith
Robots don't have souls.
Ayden Reyes
How much cock did Sulu suck on set?
Adam Perez
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Anthony Ortiz
I will not share it. It's mine alone.
Michael Wood
Data is a robot. You can program a robot to perfectly emulate human emotion. That doesn't make the robot actually experience emotion, however. That isn't possible so far as we know.
It's a lot like Asians and empathy. Some Asians appear to have empathy but it's actually just their insect mimicry programming helping them fit in to white culture and society. Put them back in China and they'll immediately start boiling dogs alive again.
Josiah Gutierrez
Who's cock did Sulu have to suck to be Captain of Excelsior before Chekov, Uhura, and Scottie.
Carter Clark
what if i made a "robot" out of hydrocarbons?
Jacob Nelson
Fuck off retard.
Carson Harris
This is now sexy Kirk edition.
Carter Ross
HNGGGGGGGGGG
Henry Nguyen
Reminder that Strange New Worlds episode two was cringe. Turning Uhura into a sassy zoomer was not what this show needed.
Ryder Diaz
He's the one for me
there's no place I'd rather be... yeah
To the finish line,
everywhere you look he's right on time
With his silent stare...
Blazing through the open air
He's without a care
ohhhh..... yeahhh....
Everywhere you look he's right on time
Movin' to the beat
Can you feel the heat,
when the tires kiss the street
Step back, it's Ridge Racer...
A Ridge Racer
He gives me what I need
One more win its Ridge Racer...
A Ridge racer
I feel the need for speed
Step back, it's Ridge Racer...
A Ridge Racer
He gives me what I need
One more win
it's Ridge Racer
A Ridge Racer
Racer! Ahh, yeah!
Ridge Racer!
Ridge Racer!
Ahhh... ooohh... ridge racer...
Step back, it's Ridge Racer
he only wants to give me what i need
Yeah...
Ridge Racer!
Ridge Racer! (Ridge Racer...)
Jason Diaz
>Who's cock did Sulu have to suck to be Captain of Excelsior before Chekov, Uhura, and Scottie.
Scotty made captain before Sulu. Scotty was promoted to captain in TSFS. Sulu didn't make captain until TVH.
Chekov was a lot younger than Sulu. Chekhov's first posting was to the 1701 as an Ensign and Sulu was already a Lieutenant and frequent acting captain.
Uhura was junior to Sulu as evidenced by the fact that she was only acting captain when Kirk, Spock, Scotty, and Sulu were away. See TAS: The Lorelei Signal.
Uhura would have made captain after Sulu. Chekov after Uhura.
Jose Davis
Scottie was promoted to the rank of Captain before him, he just stayed in the engineering role.
Chekov and Uhura were both lower ranked than him, Chekov at least had served in a First Officer role before returning to Enterprise rather than continuing elsewhere.
Adam Hernandez
*TUC, not TVH. Sorry, it's late. Sulu was originally supposed to be captain immediately after TWOK but they cut the line from the movie.
George Takei claimed for years Shatner intentionally ruined the take to keep Sulu from being captain but the audio leaked recently and it proves Shatner did no such thing and George Takei is just a lying faggot, as Shatner has always said.
Joseph Hill
It boggles my mind that the majority of the crewmen in the franchise (up until ENT) are baby boomers/silent generation supposed to be living in a post-gen Z society. I mean, are we really going to be singing old english navy songs in the future?
Luke Lewis
The Hamlet episode in TOS scarred me for life as a kid. I just wanted Star Trek space adventures, not spooky witches.
Daniel Hall
>George Takei claimed for years Shatner intentionally ruined the take to keep Sulu from being captain but the audio leaked recently and it proves Shatner did no such thing and George Takei is just a lying faggot, as Shatner has always said.
This right here. Takei went on Howard Stern in the early 90s and said the same shit. Then Stern had Shatner on and Shatner denied it. Then Shatner said something like "I said to George (Takei), 'Why do you want to go on another ship when all the action and screentime is on the Enterprise?'" Howard agreed with Shatner and they both laughed their asses off at Takei.
Cooper Ortiz
It was believable up until social media destroyed the world and turned everyone into tranny loving faggots.
Jeremiah Long
You're assuming that everyone is on a track to become Captain. They're not. It's a common headcanon mistake. Most officers have specialities that make them terminal Commanders or they hold the rank of Commander for the majority of their careers after they achieve that speciality, like doctors. Some officers, like Scotty, take a command track and are able to hold the rank of Captain while not being in command of a ship, but most officers do not. They just max out at Commander. There's no shame in that.
Colton Diaz
If Q is a 10, and Trelane is a 7, then STV's God is a 3 at best.
Adrian Ross
It's supposed to be a utopia, not a dystopia.
Hudson Cox
boomer shit may as well be dystopic
Carter Jones
To get space bitches
Thomas Myers
in star trek earth/humanity goes through a number of major world wars between "now" and the 23rd century. so the idea the kids who want their heads to look like pubic hair and are triggered by getting misgendered don't survive those events. there's also the implication the eugenics wars break out after a couple generations of global genetic engineering, one of the worst offenders being an indian.