Norway is basically Russia but with less SOVL

Norway is basically Russia but with less SOVL

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Norway unironically looks peak comfy.

>Russia
>Soul

Liechsteinstein has more soul than the entirety of Russia

Norwegian men are tall and have heavy built. Russian men are manlets with light-medium frames.

Norwegians are way richer and more polite

No mongolian genes

You are literally budget russia from ikea what are you talking about

>You are literally budget russia from ikea what are you talking about
that was actually pretty clever comeback

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How many people live in oil stations like that?

Depends on the size of it

Take OP pic for example, looks like a big apartment.

I don’t see any Norwegians here. Where are you?

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That's the Aasta Hansteen-platform
It has a permanent crew of around 30-40 people, with a total of 98 crew quarters.

holy shit, diamond dogs are in norway?

i like the fjords tho
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING OIL PLATFORM???
THIS IS JUST LIKE Metal Gear Solid™ V: The Phantom Pain™
god I want to suck kojima's toes so bad

>spends 95% of budget to scan Joosten soles
worth it

>what is soul?

if by "SOVL" you mean poverty, then maybe you have a point East Sweden

your country looks identical to russia. we have fjords and mountains and all of scandinavias soul

norway is third world garbage

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russia has fjord and mountains too retard

Fossum?

Gokk, Nordland

>be rich from oil money
>spend all day cuddling with your sister
idk it sounds like theyre doing ok

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your entire country is flat as fuck

Mountains are useless shit tier land

dumbass russia spans from scandinavia to literally japan we have everything even tigers

yes it is third world

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Yet you need to go to war in Ukraine to have sea access to the Mediterranean sea.

big cope

doesn't really matter when nobody lives there

Cant do shit with mountains, even norwegians lives in tight valleys

>we have everything even tigers

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it suffers. do not come here ever

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>Norwegian men are tall and have heavy built
maybe compared to thirdies, I visited last summer and even though I'm king of manlets at 183cm I was half a head taller than anyone else, it was fucked up

Is that lake or sea

you are a cute incel

It is the atlantic ocean

Is it norf or souf