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MAKE
IT
STOP

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remember to spoil your ballot with bible quotes

Had a qt alt girl chatting with me in town today and got a date set up for tomorrow but then some random lad goes "alri Moses" as he passed me later in in day cuz I have that medium length wavy hair look atm and it brought me right back down to Earth lol. Thought I was Chad for a minute there.

>Ian blackford
Time to turn this off

There are literally whole facebook pages ran by these women dedicated to posting random blokes Tinder profiles so people can laugh at them. Your profile doesn't even have to be cringey or incellish, they'll do it for incredibly minor shit they notice about your profile like the clothes you're wearing or your hairstyle.

nothing's changed since then, don't expect anything to come of it until it has

yeah?

OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOIGN TO DIE
ITS TOO HOT
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE O

>remember to spoil your ballot with bible quotes

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again, why cant your wildly powerful police force do anything?

remember florence and the machine

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There's no election on tho

*hands you a white feather*
have fun

Lads, not being funny but there's a prozzie on AW i just shot absolute ropes too.

27yo, very genereous free gallery. Dare not link it here but you'll know it when you see it. Verified profile but only one person has submitted a review, which is understandable given the fact that - well.....

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who wants their liz trussy ate

kikes seething about the fact it wasn’t as hot today as predicted
imagine the seethe if they don’t get their ‘hottest day on record’ tomorrow

Frogposters truly are the worst posters.

>that - well.....
"she" had a willard?

link please x

link it or bore off

chilli con carne for tea

Cor blimey what do you reckon is happening in this image then?

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why is it feeling worse
why is that BASTARD SUN STILL IN THE SKY

rude

Funny that reddit mongs thinking stopping eating meat will do anything as if meat isn't overproduced and most of it goes to waste anyway

giving birth i reckon

vm.tiktok.com/ZMNHhPJqE/
why are homersexuals so utterly vile
disgusting creatures

put some cold water out for the birds, bees, hedgehogs, foxes and neighbourhood cats today and tomorrow guys - a few ice cubes would make it even cooler
if you have a concrete or dark coloured patio then cover it with something soft or hose it down so it doesn't burn the paws of your pets
if you have any plants like hydrangeas then its worth shading them in case their leaves burn

Ignorance isn't a virtue, but I'm glad that thought didn't occur to me
I'm not completely gone yet

fucks sake, forgot to say it was in leicestershire

no

See above. Based on age and location + my description you can find her.

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then what was it? she's preggo?

>Based on age and location + my description you can find her.
who are you my fucking boss?
link it or FUCK OFF

wondering if price caps work

just been banned methinks lads, janny deleted my thread, shall be restarting my router pre-emptively

gently suckling a peach iced tea

The goal body

Once I get down to 70kg

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she's on the shorter side, let's say. and isn't shy about roleplay

why so mad. i'm giving you the gift of discovering for yourself

ABAP

you've been caught in a web of your own lies

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gaystation has no games

>she's on the shorter side, let's say. and isn't shy about roleplay
i'm getting the word...

ah yes
she's almost a midget and does nonce roleplay
post pic

vile cunt
got better things to do

you fucking nonce

retard. you have to click to see all members

Don't believe his lies.

Might fart in an escorts face once I've finished shagging her to see how she takes it.

might smash my bollocks with a hammer and splatter them like tomatoes, you lads want anything?

you can get the tattoos now

leicestershire meetup when?!

Reckon my parents should've tried to get my sister into football.

fair dos
whom?

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tiny tipping
LINK IT NOW

I'm a 26 year old KHHV but I've never seen the point of hiring a prostitute.

Lovely
recurbate.com/performer/kenta60

so she can turn lesbo?

anyone else feel a bit hot today?

Taking aim at Rishi Sunak, former chancellor turned leadership frontrunner, Starmer says he left the UK with the highest tax burden since rationing was in place.

He says Sunak suggested Johnson cannot tell the public the truth, but this week has apparently changed his mind.

"Now he's saying the prime minister is a remarkable man with a good heart. Pathetic."

He adds that there can be no one worst-placed to rebuild the economy than "the man who broke it".

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she does snowballing

>SHE WAS 27 YEARS OLD, YOU SICK FUCK

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americanisation innit

won't they shrink?

well thats it. the results are in. i've got the big c

just filled up another hard drive, i now have 12 terabytes of anime stored in my flat

come on girl show me all that faded ink
aw nice a heart
ooh some butterflies
yes the tapestry chain art does cover the breast implant scars up well
a tribal tramp stamp? how nostalgic
what a cute charmander hahaha real laugh that one

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youve got a big cunt? aha... ok... bit weird
plymouth ? x

i know someone that looks like him
no surprise hes a shagger

She basically is.

some absolute stinkers in the first season of star trek tng
just watched one where trois mum comes over and shes meant to be getting married and th bloke shes meant to be marrying has had visions of some woman all his life and then she just turns up at the end
fucking awful

bet GCHQ would have a field day with you

the big cock? coooorrrr give us a look

since it's easy to do, it feels like ontologically it's already done so there's no point in going through with it.

based downlooder

worst thing is the notion you can't date anyone younger than you, yanks be all like

>nooo you can't date a 20 year old as a 27 year old!!!! you have to date an 27 year old hag like me with EXPERIENCE!

kek

LINK IT YOU FUCKING CUNT

just kissed a girl

TRUSS SURGE

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prefer to live under a banana republic than a mango monarchy

did you like it?

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>Luton airport is SHUT by record heat as runway melts: Chaos as flights are stopped as temperatures hit 38C in England

not that hot

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legality aside
shagging an adult prostitute because they look like a child is still nonce behaviour

you vile, vile nonce

just use google freak
she's not even that fit
adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=6676397

banana doesnt even start with an R. so why would the monarch version need to be alliterative

>toil said they'd let me know what's happening on Monday
>they didn't let me know what's happening

I hate uncertainty

no tasted like shitty lipstick

Post the cancer leaflet they give you then you fucking mug

i get your point then, wasted opportunity

Good lads

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TRUSS THE PLAN

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thanks
would shag
dumb cunts

got any strange fictional character's you'd shag?

LIV
ERP
OOL

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>£15 LAUNDRY ON S+W PLAY
poo in the bed?

>nonce defends nonce
nothing new

not that hot

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It's more that I just don't see the appeal. I would much rather kiss a girl who loves me than hire a prostitute. But that's 99.999% never going to happen.

Are you the lad who tried to off yourself at toil?

retard cant drink on his own

can't wait to see the news report with all the fuming easyjet scruffs later

already have

would love some gobby on jesus christ tbf

going out for a walk
the SNOWFLAKE WOKE POLICE wont like that

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fire indeed hot!

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remember to not vote
vote for none. concede your vote

Nope, they won't like it one bit

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what are those two cartoon characters from on her left arm

nonced a 90yo grandma (she was very short)

not that hot.

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screaming

ren and stimpy

How are these “people” real

who
no different than your average protestant, normal
robot maid with a submissive and dutiful personality, normal

post the real mental stuff, the real freakish fictional characters you'd shag.

says the literal whore cucumber-sucking prostitute the queen whore among all of the millions of prostitute women alive today and hundreds of millions of thousands (billions even) of whore women that were made and allowed, since women got the rights to vote and host cucumber sucking competitions with no cameras allowed

>remember to not vote
>vote for none. concede your vote

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They're from Adventure Time I don't know the names

melty runt

Been looking through the England women's squad and I calculate 11 lesbians, some out and some not.