You're in charge of directing a movie

How does it start

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*LIGHTNING CRAHES*

an old mother dies

>*camera pans over countryside, smoke comes into frame, camera reveals a massive camp*
>auschwitz, march 1944

A woman getting naked, zoom in to her pusy

Mother gets a text while driving from her daughter "lets play a game mom!" the mother looks at the phone, smiles and starts to type as she keeps on driving and BAM! dead.

That is the beginning.

>interior office
>chair spins around

Anus spreading

a sunrise and then the movie ends with a sunset having taken place over a single day
im sure this has already been done...

long meandering long shot coming out backwards from what looks like a ribbed tunnel. As we pull the camera back slowly we travel farther out ,out until the shot comes out of nicados asshole.

>Character wakes up in bed, shuffles to the sink and brushes his teeth
The movie is also in black and white.

a ten minute torture sequence full of rotating camera shots, strobe lights and death metal playing in the background

the male hero is being assraped

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

YEAH I CAN FEEL IT COMIN BACK AGAIN

Uneditted footage of George Flyod dying from. The perspective of the officer's body cam proving he wasn't actually on the nog's neck. Followed by footage of the riots on a ground level showing the nonstop looting and damage that took place solely for the sake of it. That is act 1.

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cold open
no exposition
film ends ten minutes in
don't explain anything
credits

Probably something like pic rel.

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An actor who has lost his job due to the coronavirus buys capsule monsters online and begins to raise them.

Goatsee : the movie.

What situation though

>*shot opens on protagonist shitposting on Any Forums.org/tv/*

>Sammy Davis Jr "Dont talk about me when I'm gone" plays
>open door transition from darkness reveals a pug in a hand carrier
>camera moves up revealing the protag wearing earbuds waiting in line at the bus station
>he looks around as camera shifts to whereever he's looking
>shows junkies tweaking in the seats, people generally being sick coughing, plenty of homeless
>goes to a wide shot of the entire bus stop with the protag in the center
>the bus arrives
>he enters and sits down
>music continues as the bus drives through downtown
>protag and camera look out window
>everything seems normal until the normal junkies start biting people
>suddenly people are running in screaming
>bus gets into a panic
>the soft jazz music keeps playing as panic rises
>bus driver starts driving irratically
>at the climax of the song the bus is t-boned sending all the passengers into the air
>darkness

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Black and white, Old guy drop a snow globe while in his dying bed.
"Forgive me, Zanzibart"

If white people are so great why is there no white people 2? Check Mate, liberal.

Me having sex with ur mum.
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

>a random man in a car pulls up next to a hooker and asks if she does anal
>she says go fuck yourself
>he says "I would if I could, bitch!" and drives off
>plot begins, completely unrelated to the intro

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>black and white footage, military parade
>slowly zooms out, reveals the footage was being played on a television
>store clerk sits behind desk and changes the channel
>quick cut to title card

sounds like a kino 70's intro

A white woman with a BLM shirt and rainbow hair is being brutally beaten and bludgeoned by a white guy in SS cosplay with a crowbar in an alley. This has literally nothing to do with the rest of the film.

Triple A-lister like Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt or someone walking out of a building, he's doing a voiceover of some sort and it's clear that he's meant to be the protagonist. As he's crossing the street he gets nailed by a convertible. The camera follows the guy in the car and he starts with a voiceover of his own. For the rest of the runtime Tom Cruise is never seen again.