This movie lacked penis shots

The extent the movie tried to hide penises was truly laughable. Just show a penis, it's not that hard. Berserkers often fought naked after all. Just one scene with a naked penis

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Penises are offensive to a significant portion of the male audience. What if you want to go with your girlfriend? You’re basically cucking yourself because now she’s going to see some man’s penis. The directors were consciously aware of this fact which is why they tastefully hid the penises away. This is a film geared primarily towards male audiences after all

I can shoe you my penis if you want.

>mental gymnastics to think about cuck shit

Maybe since you’re fat and single and it’s no skin off your nose to see a penis in a film you’re fine with. Most of us who aren’t gay don’t really want more PENISES

There is nothing offensive about penises. I have a penis and i am not offended. I'm just saying that a tastefully done penis shot would've benefit the movie thematically

Dafoe showed his penis tho

don't make fun of my penis for being fat

You’re right, I went too far. Sorry the heat of the moment overtook me for a second

Someone please give this man some tasteful penis already.

I’m someone who believes in total freedom of artistic expression, but showing penises should still be illegal anyway

Literal feminazi tier thinking. Art started with a phallus

are you afraid of you penis or something?

Maybe xe cut it off already

There’s room for phalluses in art, but there’s very little room for them in film. If it’s a cartoony penis, or something that just represents a penis, I can get behind it. A penis in a battle scene would not only offend me greatly, but I feel like it would clash and detract with the other themes of the shot. Think about how epic of a moment this was, now try to imagine if you were seeing a penis during it. It would ruin the moment for me

i don't speak ching chong

No hard feelings but that's just your own weird fixation on penises. I think the penis would've contributed bto the scene as a whole. Another example is the berserker ritual, a scene with strong masculine phallic energy. The scene DEMANDS the showcase of many naked erect penises but the pants and thongs turn into a limp dicked frat boy hangout.

Having not seen the movie yet, what do you mean by "the extent the movie tried to hide penises?" Was everyone wearing loincloths at all times? Or did they go Bart Simpson-tier with increasingly wacky methods of hiding naked men's junk? If it's the latter, I sort of agree. Naked men are the foundation of classical art, and there's nothing offensive or distasteful about a dude just standing there with his flaccid penis out.

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This motherfucker wants penis. I wanted to see Anya's asshole, I watched the whole retarded movie just to see if it was pink or brown but she clenched with the kung fu grip.

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It's an American film right?

go to Reddit and be a faggot over there

>Or did they go Bart Simpson-tier with increasingly wacky methods of hiding naked men's junk?
The final fight is Amleth fighting naked with his uncle and it's done in a way to don't show even a silhouette of a penis. Someone already made a thread about it