/brit/

>be Yank/Aussie
>go from air conditioned house
>to air conditioned pickup truck
>to air conditioned office/supermarket/school
>back to air conditioned pickup truck
>back to air conditioned house

>"DiD yOu KnOw It GeTs HoTtEr HeRe!?!?????!!!"

Why are they like this?

They were pointless 2bf. Hardly anyone watching could've voted.

hope i die

can't go a day without wanking at least two times

fucking ROASTING

well good morning
bit warm out
australian weather
sun is out
hopefully it wont warm up a bit
on my way home now from thievin
six time dis week
erm
yep
in enfield caravan park now
go see can i get some copper wiring
alright
dont know what the rest of the day ill do
just see how it goes
talk to ye again
bye

Diego is going to lash out at us over this

Humans are designed for subtropical temperatures
Quit being a sook

Went to a comedy gig a few weeks ago
The opening was some black lad whose first joke was about Irish people only eating potatoes and his second was about the difference between ‘white people food’ and ‘black people food’. A lack of spices joke
Didn’t know people were still making this joke.

What even is african food Ive never seen an african restaurant

I would say this is more of an Aussie thing than a Yank thing. They have a weird need to appear like hard men compared to soft Brits.

Nation not used to hot weather is reacting poorly to said hot weather and this is amazing to me because I am an antipodean with a brain which has been cooked for decades

why's that?

wouldn't go that far x

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Engpakis absolutely seething at that response lmao

humans are gay

open mic or an actual established comedian?

She somewhat cute

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why?

KITTEH

Never seen an Irish restaurant either

2 of them pulled out because they didn't see the point of them and since someone else (tug end hat) will be eliminated tonight it would've been pointless.

I can’t think straight in this weather

Houses are designed to stay cool and everyone has aircon. The cold here is worse because no one is setup for it. Same as UK with heat.

know this feel

It's 32 here already de lads.

Don't know how Aussies cope with these sorts of temperatures every way, I can only assume they are simply tougher people than us and genetically superior.

Suffering from moderate depression

What's the same thing that relates Ireland and Black people?

They both eat mud pies

watched that new bill burr special. reckon theres only so long you can ride off the coattails of everyones too offended

we're Irish and therefore Black (genetically superior)

Z

Used to be a baked potato restaurant near us when I was a kid
It was peng

Nowhere in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane or Canberra reached 40c last summer. This UK summer heatwave is worse than anything most Aussies experienced in our summer.

They can't cope. They have aircon. They have designed their entire infrastructure around coping. A country of copers. Whereas we face whatever's coming to us and brush it off.

going to the GP about phimosisberg and premature ejaculationstein tomorrow

ah yes, bill burr
ah yes, george carlin
ah yes, norm macdonald
*falls asleep*

I think you were telling me before. Your houses can’t cope with cold basically.

Aussie softies on suicide watch

Hush you

mikey's not thinking straight

Thoughts on the new Jurassic Park movie lads?

norm was funny. the other two just have their moments desu

he hasnt done that since his uncle broke him in

500ml of Volvic lemon water down the gullet

Not much about you is straight lad

screeching

>post a decent set up
>not one of you can post a decent punchline
Collectively you have as much wit as my little finger

AH yes all the woggles come out to play when they see sunberg in the sky. Sick of it.

Was just some local thing no big names

You’ve never seen a pub with a Carvery?

Yeah I probably have. I'll tell anyone who will listen.

mikey sliding himself down on a Fruit Pastilles lolly
All the way to yellow

it is too hot

Carvery. Scottish word
Caiotch - to cut. Celtic

Collectively you have as much shit as my little finger

Mental that hot countries are designed for hot weather and cold countries are designed for cold weather.

I lived in the hottest part of Spain for a year where temps were in or around 40c for weeks every summer, and even with the Aircon off it was bearable.

But in winter it was cold as fuck when the temperatures were just like 12c or so in the morning. The houses are so light and airy and uninsulated it was like being outside.

Man

every local club always has the same old tired jokes lad

After tonight's happenings, I am thinking about ending my life again.

it is a bit ridiculous that it's going to be 36c at 5pm today, 6 more hours. love it.

solero straight up the shitter

don't give a fuck mate

woe is me lads woe is fucking me

lachlan why do you constantly post about suicide but never follow through
you're just attention seeking

where did tonight all go so horribly wrong for you?

why's that mate don't reply if it's some premadonna bullshit

There was one Jurrasic Park film
One Matrix film
Three Indiana Jones films
Three Star Wars films
Two Godfather films

thank you, was just thinking about this too

oy fucking vey lad

sucking on my dad's ice cold cock to stay cool

any /vodka apple juice/ men in?

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Alright pal no need for that

Did mum cook chicken dippers instead of chicken nuggets again?

you should have heckled him