This guy walks up to your girl and tells her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute. What do you do?
This guy walks up to your girl and tells her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute. What do you do?
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>What do you do?
I drive
suck his dick before she even has a chance.
Ask if he wants a threesome
Nothing, because I am this guy, walking up to my girlfriend.
Watch "my" girl's reaction and proceed accordingly. If you've ever been in a relationship you'll realize girls are different with how they think and feel about love and relationships. Those cute idiots will be head over heels in love with your shakey ass, then after the breakup they'll cry for a week then fall in "female love" with another person while you waste away in bottles of bourbon about the mediocre yet incredible time you had together. I'm sure this has been said before but literally all women are redpilled about relationships and love. All of them, naturally. Men have to realize it themselves.
Tell him he only thinks that because he hasn't seen me yet and then grab his dick
Tell him to walk away. If he doesn't, kick his ass (if I think I can take him kek).
This is the ideal male body for someone with an attractive face/neotenic phenotyope, by the way. The myth of "physique" (grotesque bodybuilder proportions) is a cope cultivated by gymcels.
Lmao, look at this faggot.
Basdé
If youre natty and lean bro, you wont ever look too big
>those flabby love handles
I mog the fuck out of this dyel phaggot.
Being in a relationship (aka falling in love) is risky as fuck because you put yourself out there for her. It sounds faggy because love is faggy unfortunately. youtube.com
HANDS OFF MY IMAGINARY GF, SCHIZO!
>grab his balls and say what the fuck do you think you're doing
confuses them and they leave the immediate area. works every time.
I'm like twice his size...
I'm more buffed than him and still a virgin
Any random kpop idol will mog you.
That’s sweet bro, hey aren’t you Ryan Gosling?
Rape him.
Not matter how many times you post this, he will always have a little dick.
if I lost some weight I think I'd have a similar "not terrible but also kind of shit" physique, so this gives me hope
wouldn't have his face tho rip
Ask him why he has feminine curves and gyno titties
His face is nothing special. Just get a tan and get a good haircut