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What drift could I catch from you? You just have distributed it to the public freely!

Imagine the smell

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Want to inhale a huge bowl of cereal but I know I'll regret it tomorrow when I wake up bloated

Wut do?

Nigella Lawson? More like Nigella, laws on boobs being that big haha

thats some sort of filter
either way i hate girls who war coloured contact lenses

Ayy lmao

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Inhale it after you wake up, simple as

business idea: water but its wet

NEED him

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*enters chat *

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id let both of them have sexual intercourse with me

You reckon if I put a line of bing on my willard nigella would lick it all off

holiday toil fucking looms lads
it looms wonderfully
10 days lads holiday in zante, flight this afternoon
buzzing

you're a power trip prick
in a colourful diesel nee norr whip

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Sound advice

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ay gurl lemme butter that english muffin

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who you goin with lad

mental that

>holiday toil fucking looms lads
>it looms wonderfully
>10 days lads holiday in zante, flight this afternoon
>buzzing

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O really like this WebM.

your mum

wish you didn't need a degree to get a good job

Fuck penny

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Didn't realise you needed a degree to become a welder/plumber/electrician

remember to vote for none
concede your vote

Enjoy

mates i've known for years
just old ones from school and around the local area

put some cold water out for the birds, bees, hedgehogs, foxes and neighbourhood cats tomorrow and tuesday guys - a few ice cubes would make it even cooler
if you have a concrete or dark coloured patio then cover it with something soft or hose it down so it doesn't burn the paws of your pets
if you have any plants like hydrangeas then its worth shading them in case their leaves burn

Write a decent letter, do all IQ tests and interviewing with managers to just get, what, a supermarket job?
Mental.

nice one lad, hope you have a great time
been looking to get away myself, havent been away in years
probably go somewhere on my own because no friends kek

thanks lad

He said a good job. Not monkey work for thirdies

Degrees themselves are not even enough

*tumbleweed slowly blows through the thread*

boomers be like...

Oh right yeah forgot anything under 300k starting is a bad job

how do you satisfy a woman with a small penos (4inches)

I can't believe this woman is 62 years old, She can bathe in my blood whenever she wants

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eat that tuna

Deck party tomorrow night, first time I've lit the grill in ages.

t. chimp

leftypol getting a degree to become an office drone
rorke starting a business and investing in passive income streams

Women don't have penises.

gonna have to sit up and get more drinks......

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Rorke claiming bennies and, no actually, that's it.

money

Worst part about summer is having to hear the neighbours chatting away in the street since windows are always open

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Y
Stop living in a hovel

makes you think

watched that bladerunner 2049 and have no fucking clue what the fuck it was

really wish people would move beyond having to say "in the year 2000" and just say "in 2000" instead, who is retarded enough that they need that kind of extraneous clarification?

Money
Get away
You get a good job with more pay and you're okay
Money
It's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash

never tell people secrets
it gives them power over you

filtered

it was pretty straightforward
maybe you're a simpleton