paul bohill edition
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Paul Bohill?
Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in small-claims. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.
You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendent. Not Paul. No, he used knives, clubs, pliers, you name it. After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hard hat, sunglasses, and stab vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Johnny Walker Black Label. It was only 7AM, but you NEVER told Paul what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.
"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but a slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!"
In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut.
"The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."
hate my life immeasurably
Boggling how even the hottest temperatures of 40+C don't bother me.
The human body is an amazing thing
Really need a gf or I might kill myself before Christmas desu.
why the fuck would you have to remember to not do something you spastic?
/brit/ is just Any Forums for people who don't like Any Forums. No discussion of any kind is had here, debates are mocked and derided by the masses in an attempt to make them go away, no theories are posited and finessed.
All this would be fine if there was a silly side to things as Any Forums has always been known for its whimsy and weirdness and does not have a requirement to be a serious forum however even there /brit/ utterly utterly fails. In years of existence the general has failed to produce even a single meme of any note of any kind. Unlike the country it is named for /brit/ has a nonexistent cultural output for export. Even obscure boards and generals on places like /mlp/ and Any Forums have contributed more to the history of chan culture. Even trap threads have.
Ultimately /brit/ is a PATHETIC milieu of around 70 regular desperate poster's who have managed to devolve the exciting freedom of internet image boards into a curious and sordid combination of a comprehensive school playground and the worst side of instagram with a bit of generic forum thread sprinkled on. Name fags, rare flaggers who may as well be name fags, gimmickers, twitter stalkers, etc etc - all vie desperately to post pointlessly over and over again as though one thread isn't going to be exactly the same as the last one and the one that will come after it. No doubt many /brit. regulars WILL read this post, but, finding they have no comeback to it they shall affect to have not read it and as mentioned above simply affect to place it beneath their notice. "Blog on" or "doin a poo" they shall cry in a vain attempt to do this.
Blog on about shit all indeed /brit/......
delivery is so fucking expensive now
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the political/media/judicial class actively despise us
he could have prevented all of this
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thestudentroom v. mumsnet
who wins?
I really can't figure out why, is the thing.
I understand I'm out of touch with mainstream society, but why exactly do normies LOVE the LGBT culture so much? What is so entertaining about it to them? I feel like I've completely missed the boat on this. I don't find it "disgusting" or anything but it's just unappealing to me. I don't get the appeal of drag queens and rainbows and YAAAASSS KWEEN shit, I really don't.
I wonder if it's just going to be a passing trend or if western society is really going to be so permanently gay until the end of our lifetimes.
/brit/ is a creative desert
just sad old queers blogging about their boring lives
at least /britfeel/ knows they're pathetic
OMG he's LITERALLY me!
We're number 1
*scrolls quickly past the literal tomes trying not to accidentally read a single word*
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jewy genes really coming through
get one then?
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too bad he couldn't eat a sandwich
we dont actually know what the devil would look like
he would probably look like something like this, though. would probably be very handsome and there being something about him that makes him so beautiful. because god did create him as his finest. he would probably be bill gates if the d*vil is back
the lads
>remember to vote for none
>concede your vote
Don't know how mate, obviously.
you can learn stuff on Any Forums but there's so much misinformation it's not worth it
but that goes for every board
>15 year old girls skip school, go to a shop, start chatting to a guy who says he'll give them alcohol and weed
>they think he's cool as fuck and hang out in his flat and end up sucking him off
>he introduces them to his mates and they keep coming back because they get vodka and cannabis
>beats going to maths or watching coronation street with dad lol
>these girls deserve sympathy
not really, no
the guy's broken the law as a statutory rapist and should be deported, but still
big difference between most of these girls and the small percentage who were physically pulled off the street at 12 or 13 and forcibly injected with heroin or whatever else
baghdads gonna be 48C
yeah or you should fuck off you spastic mongrel cunts. stay in your own lane
>obscure boards
>Any Forums
Entire pasta falls apart on that particular nonsense.
whoaa mate you're so out there on the edge you're a real truth seeker challenging the elites tell me more about how bill gates is going to put a 5g microchip up your hoop or something
We are Neo-Pakistan
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>In years of existence the general has failed to produce even a single meme of any note of any kind
what about the racist in greggs
Major rip-off this one, lads
gf toil coming on well it seems
im not voting
im voting for noone
voting none
vote greens so we can at least get legalised weed
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anne frank one got seized by customs
do you approve of my relationship with my girlfriend (pictured)?
Have to agree with this. Slags don't deserve sympathy no matter what age they are.
A MAN has been jailed for 12 years for repeatedly raping a vulnerable teenage girl who was plied with drugs and alcohol by a group of males who sexually degraded and humiliated her.
Usman Sultan, 30, raped the girl three times, encouraged on two occasions by others who laughed and egged him on.
Sultan, of Lawkholme Lane, Keighley, today wept as Judge Andrew Hatton told him the underage child had been sexually exploited by many men.
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right but you realise how this makes you an antichrist right? like, you are defending the d*vil you do understand?
that meme went so mainstream i saw total normoids from uni sharing screencaps of it on facebook
the sandwiches of time are truly the glue that holds the universe together
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Me when I'm a dad XD
oh my god you're fucking blowing my mind speaking truth to power do you have any motivational instagram quotes
big oof
>stormfront
Pretty sure that's a honeypot of the FBI and GCHQ
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Detectives are releasing a CCTV image of a male they wish to speak to in connection with a report of a serious sexual offence in Bradford.
The incident happened on woodland adjacent to Huddersfield Road Low Moor on the afternoon of 22 June.
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NONCE ALERT
>ordering sex arses off the internet
there's your problem lads. what you need is a real brick and mortar sex arse shop like the one I use on rochester high street
once you've got a working relationship with your sex arse retailer of choice they'll keep you on favourable terms for servicing, repairs, etc etc because it's easier to keep old custom than find new
use this to your advantage and enjoy a better sex arse experience in the future. don't say I didn't tell you
Nonces should get the death penalty, simple as
Start with Prince Andrew to set an example that nobody is safe
hats in your bag i fly
right but youre defending the d*vil on Any Forums, for no reason at all other than you thinking itll make the d(vil be your friend.
>by a group of males
I wonder what these males have in common
A man who sexually abused two little girls after luring them into a disused garage has been jailed following an investigation by specialist detectives.
Huseyin Berk, also known as Alex, 45 (20.11.76), of Amhurst Park, Hackney, was found guilty on Wednesday, 29 June following a trial at Snaresbrook Crown Court of two counts of sexual assault by penetration against a girl aged under 13 involving one of the victims, and one count of the same charge involving the other victim.
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actually a belter how hot that is
this is our last moments of respite
enjoy it