**Mogs The Northman**

**Mogs The Northman**

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It really doesn't though.

I know I watched the entire movie, but all I can remember is Mads fighting dudes and he has one eye.

And now from the mind of OP: some gay shit nobody has ever heard of

It's much more symbolic and and enigmatic

Stop using words you don't understand.

slow burn.. atmospheric comedy

>casual rape scene

guy, are you new here? this used to be one they recommended before Mads got popular.

No wonder it stayed unpopular.

"no"

Starts off boring and gradually becomes uncomprehensible
Also there is part of a scene lifted directly from Stalker except for the dog

No

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Valhalla Rising literally has jack to do with Viking, except some Odin symbolism.

Mads is just not big enough (4U), sorry.

second worst refn flick

You better say bleeder is the worst. Because you’re lower than a pleb if you say only god forgives

Does someone have a webm of oneeye breaking the guy's neck with the rope? it was fucking awesome.

Hard agree
Just finished watcing the Northman and it was just a load of lads screaming around bonfires and people travelling through kino windows desktop backgrounds

Valhalla Rising
>bro rapes bro

Norfman
>heterosexual rape

>not liking Bleeder
Shit taste desu.

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Mads, aka Refn’s insert is boring. Kim Bodnia’s story is great. Half the movie is good, half is boring