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>do my hair
>cant look down for the next like 15-20 minutes while it sets or I'll ruin it
long hair is a right melt lads if im being totall honest with you all

alri 77th

Salivating at this youtu.be/mPm30CaCs5M?t=247

remember to vote for none
concede your vote

yeah it totally depends, for a normal car to get from a-b its generally cheap but a g class mercedes is like 100k. swings and roundabouts

Grab and a coffee and get crackin'

contemplating a 6th wank lads
temptation would then be there to go for a record breaking 7th so not sure if I should do it

remember to not vote
vote for noone
condede your vote

lil fella

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Central Plymouth is pretty nice. Lots of fresh young uni students having a laugh and shagging. Outer Plymouth is grim and full of ugly inbred poor people who are the stock that birthed the Plymouth shooter.

I have long hair. But purely for aesthetic reasons.

If it were just me I'd shave my fucking head. But I look dumb with a shaved head.

>people with coronavirus no longer have to self-isolate
wtf lads why have I been sitting at home
could've been at pub

so? miserable bastard

Explain the British phenomenon of the tarq who pretends to be a deano
Very real thing
I know a few private school lads myself who put on a working class geezer accent?

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Yeah well you'll have to look down while you suck my willy bitchboy.

>long hair
>aesthetic
youre a greasy haired top knotted mong, sort it out and get a short back n sides

nymag.com/intelligencer/2022/07/joe-manchin-didnt-kill-biden-democrats-agenda-alone.html

Leftypols........it's over..........we lost

Never saw the point in a flash car unless you have fuck you money. Seems like a waste

are you a midget? why would a grown man on his knees be taller than your waist?

cultural cringe going back to at least the 60s

for £400 a month a beamer or merc is hardly flashy tbqh

massive moths just flown in the room lads
time to tackle the bastard

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Cos I'll be sitting down in my sweaty rancid gaming chair playing Overwatch while you do the deed you long haired fairy.

That would still make you a complete fucking midge mate. How tall are you?

pick yer poison lads

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my gaming station > your whole computer setup

noone for pm 2024

it'll be a polish wife for me i think

I love pulling off their wings.

Fuck off. I'm 5'7". That's above average and you know it.

a horse face with rat behaviour and disgusting cooking. be better off just marrying your mum mate x

walt disney for PM

walt disney's bambi

actual roastie lmao

In favour of this

don't do this, just don't vote, imagine having the free time to go to the polling station, queue up and write the N word on a vote that wasn't going to be counted anyway

If I'm sitting down even if your head level is lower or on par with my willy it will be at a weird angle if you aren't looking down. You know what? Just come over and I can demonstrate it to you practically.

more of a grab and squash man meself
then I throw 'em in the toilet and piss all over 'em

Don Bluth is the patrician choice.

*puts them back to seal in the tobacco freshness and my finger grease*
im literally the tennesse of tobacco (whiskey)

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You already admitted you're 5'7" lmao tiny little midge boy

fast cars are really fun if you know how to drive well
i rented a challenger and had a blast

I quite like the name Mary. Not many Marys around these days considering it used to be a very popular name.

SOCIALISM BAD
BECAUSE
IT JUST IS Ok

38c tomorrow
I hope my bollocks don't melt off

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the polish girls that come here are not that great, the top 10% of Polish girls who stay in Poland are all miss world candidates

I'm 5'10 that wasn't me now you get your pretty long hair to LONDON and cum suck the cum out of my sweaty penis.

spoiled ballots are counted
non-voters are explained away by PR spin men as satisfied voters
spoil your ballot, write the N word, draw a cock, make a bomb threat, gain a clue

Scientists now think that there is a primordial black hole within our own solar system. In the asteroid belt. It was originally thought to be a rumoured 9th planet.

trading tobacco of one yr. else older
sugar cane
rum ...

all by ship, of course
laughing at india the colonised state which serves the queen and ruled by the queen

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lol tiny little midge

no they don't
be quiet

Voting
Veganism
Recycling

All pointless

Looking at models today vs models in the 90s. Why is it all ugly ethnics and chubsters now?

dont write nigger or a bomb threat on your vote card mate

Longed haired prettyboy rape material.

mad how scientists know fings mental

CAPITALISM BAD
BECAUSE
IT JUST IS OK

CAREER DECISIONS SHOULD NOT HAVE FINANCIAL CONSEQUENCES

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desert tranny

>5 foot 10
The quintessential incel height
Would much rather be 5 7 than 5 10 no joke

my posts are satire btw

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genuinely the most embarrassing height possible tbqh