Why aren't shape movies more popular?

Why aren't shape movies more popular?

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cause beyond the unique premise most of them are trash

they already used all the good shapes. should have used square before they used cube. can't really follow up a cube with a plain old square.

Is there a trapezoid or a rhombus movie yet? Maybe I should call up this guy with a big nose that I know, I'm pretty sure he has connections.

Isosceles could be a good name for some thriller, maybe two gangs of equal strength trying too wail on a little one

Isosceles Kramer

No Pentagon? Awww...

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>dominic west
hmmmm

PARALLELEPIPED

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you forgot Pyramid
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For most audiences, Geometry movies come off as too obtuse

Why are most audiences such plebs?

Such acute poast

>tfw just watched the Cube (2021) yesterday
>user told me I fucked up by not having seen the original because it's better

user is right

WITNESS

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All right, boys. What's your pitch for an original shape movie? I fear most of the good ones have been taken.

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what about the shape of water?

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Pi was infinitley bad.

Do Rhombus, shouldn't be taken yet

>Any Forums
>no mention of oval posting

nu4chan ngmi

>Oval
A feelgood early teenies throwback movie about a bunch of anons who all happen to live in the same apartment block, and unknowingly post in the same thread together every day.

>looks like nice cunny movie
>turns out its smoking advertising filth
How does this shit is still made?

You guys need to think in higher dimensions

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sphere is 10/10

lol yeah nah

lol yeah bruh

Isosceles what you did there