How is there still no Mass Effect TV show?
This is crazy to me.
How is there still no Mass Effect TV show?
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>star trek
>babylon five
>battlestar galactica
I can go on, but I think you get my point.
>giving more license money to EA
nah, lets wait until EA gets bankrupt and burned to the ground then well get mass effect tv/movie
>wanting a Halo tier fuckup
Sonic and Arcane were the exemption to the video game adaptation curse. Hollywood bigwigs are still to prideful to admit that video games are another medium to tell a story so they'll always look down on it and fuck it up on purpose.
Why, after consistent turd after turd that has been video game adaptations, would you want another video game adaptation?
I’m very confident the Halo TV show was written as a Mass Effect show and then shoddily rewritten when the IP fell through.
Mass Effect is 90s space opera as a videogame. Babylon 5, DS9 etc it would be shit to turn it back into a show.
is the world ready for shepard to fuck liara in live action though?
I really dislike Asari as a race
>DUDE BLUE SKINNED SPACE BABES WHO ARE ALL FEMALE, FUCK ANYTHING, AND STAY YOUNG AND HOT FOREVER
SHE WAS 106 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
Why? The game plays like a movie, just play the game. Not everything needs a shifty Netflix original.
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Perfect casting is too old now. Many such cases.
>Sonic and Arcane were the exemption to the video game adaptation curse
fuck off zoomer
He has the look but I always thought his voice was a bit too 'weak' for his body, watching LOST.
Like he looks like a chad but his voice isn't deep enough.
Netflix writers would love them. Asari are basically modern women, they spend their youth partying riding cock being sluts then later in their years they find a nice quiet man or woman to settle with after they have had their fun in the galaxy, but they are revered in their old age and nobody cares about their early couple of centuries. Your average female netflix writer would love that.
>Shepard fucks an alien considered barely underage by her own race
>Shepard fucks his own subordinates in clear violation of military law
>Shepard fucks a mentally deranged trauma survivor
>Shepard fucks a space gypsy girl who he met while she was undertaking her right to adulthood
Why can't he just find a girl normally like other men?
Except they can't be beautiful and you somehow have to make fat disabled nigger Asaris.
Doesn’t have a good ending
I think it's related somehow. Funny.
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Kelly is pretty normal.
it could certainly work as a long running show... maybe 15 years ago, everything produced these days is trash that butchers the source so it's not possible to have something good
He is going to fuck the gypsy and she will be able to exit her suit without any precautions and be completely fine afterwards and she will look like the og ME 3 Tali from google images.
The only good batarian is a dead batarian. Remember Shanxi. TIM did nothing wrong.
There was a guy claiming to be an Amazon Studios employee on here a few weeks back who said they were making a film trilogy of it.
Almost certain to be an utter bullshit larp but it was interesting to see the cast list he pulled out of his ass.
And I quote:
>Oliver Jackson Cohen will play Shepard
>Temuera Morrison will play Anderson
>Elizabeth Olsen will play Liara
>Thomasin Mackenzie will play Tali
>Jeffrey Wright will play Udina
>Lucas Hedges will play Joker
>Joel Kinnaman will play Kaidan Alenko
>Rosa Salazar will play Ashley Williams
>Tobias Menzies will play Zaeed
>Phoebe Tonkin will play Miranda
>Aldis Hodge will play Jacob
>Viggo Mortensen will play the Illusive Man
>Tom Hiddleston will voice Saren (who is in all three films)
>Garrus, Wrex, Mordin, Legion, and Thane will all be voiced by their original actors. I’m not sure why Saren has been recast.
>Samara, Grunt, and James Vega aren’t in the films.
She had sex with a varren.
Why the fuck would you want a Mass Effect TV show after the ME Andromeda shitshow and the Halo disaster?
okay its not....terrible
blue makeup olsen would be prime coom material though
>no Seth Green as joker
nevermind.
>no seth green or yvonne strahovski
lmao
>Tom Hiddleston will voice Saren (who is in all three films)
This is hilarious wtf. I want to see those movies now.
>in clear violation of military law
military laws are for faggots when you're a galactic glow nigger.
Why would anyone want anything after the last few centuries
>trilogy
>amazon
>with this casting
they'll be lucky to even get considered for a second depending on how things play out
Make at least half of them black if you want it to be remotely believable.