/brit/

might have a wank x

I do as well. I just like the idea of going down with a newspaper, sticking on a bet or two and watching the football in peace.

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Genuinely reckon I've got all the lads here beaten in the virgin stakes.

Never had sex.
Never kissed a girl.
Never hugged a girl.
Never held hands with a girl.
Neber been on a date.
Never really had any interaction whatsoever with women outside of education or work settings that weren't family.

Confessed to a girl I liked her in school when I was 14, she laughed at me and it crushed my confidence. Nowadays I just assume all women I meet are married or have boyfriends, generally a safe assumption.
Thinking back to school, there were maybe two girls I can think of who may have liked me but I was too timid and incapable of reading signs. But then again maybe they were just being friendly.

I sometimes wonder what my parents think about me. I still live at home but we hardly ever talk and I don't know what to even talk about with them. I'm only five years younger than my dad was when I was born and only two years younger than my mum was. How pathetic is that? I assume they've given up on me ever having kids. Nobody's ever asked if I'm a virgin but frankly I'm half convinced to just confess if I ever get asked, or to confess to my parents. I mean they probably already know.

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you a weatherman yeah? know more about the weather than the weather people?

>39
isn't that higher than the highest recorded temp in the UK? and they say climate change isn'trael

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are you ready for the biggest weather psy-op in british history lads?

remember to use mercury thermomiters, as the digital ones are all radio controlled and will be hooked up the greenwich where they'll be fed temperature misinformation.

don't fall for the globohomo bullshit

can do that at home mate

ah yes
the underclass and their runts

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ceo of autistic freak records here. anyone want a record deal?

No chance, I don't like alcohol.

but you just described british people?
im confused

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Lol done him

started unironically saying zoomer/wog slang now thanks to Any Forums memes

said "finna" yesterday, just kind of slipped out

Anime!

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Only 34C forecast here in Wales lads.

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True. Just like pubs that's all and sometimes it's annoying organising shit

>No chance, I don't like alcohol.

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it's the omega-6 ratios they're all wrong

My bollocks yeah
My bollocks are sweaty yeah
*rips open shirt and strikes a dramatic pise*
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

im 28 years old and never had a gf NOT EVEN CLOSE

cant wait for state enforced homosexuality

virgin

dont you guys have acs? even in poland they are cheap and if there is 30c + im comfy inside my house with ac on
weird

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would you rather drive brum or the chucklemobile

Yes, goyim, argue about trannies as your living standards continue to fall

Surely it's more satanic to drink alcohol.

what? where on this site do people type finna a lot?

33c in north yorkshire

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Trimethylamine N-oxide (TMAO) is a dietary byproduct that is formed by gut bacteria during digestion. The chemical is derived in part from nutrients that are abundant in red meat. High saturated fat levels in red meat have long been known to contribute to heart disease, the leading cause of death in the United States. A growing number of studies have identified TMAO as another culprit.

Do it fairly often, but I always go armed with a book. Otherwise you do look weird. As for best time, during the afternoon is okay but evening is a bit strange

trips don't lie

want to smoke my spliff but me neighbours sat outside reading a newspaper

probably, civilisation was born because man decided to grow some grass with the explicit purpose of turning it into beer
the first sin, the forbidden fruit, a pint

be quiet veganoid

Shakira shakira

>Dude just let men in wigs walk into women's changing rooms with their dicks hanging out, its... le not important!

>labour
>running anything well than the conservatives

the conservatives are the ones with the closest eye on the numbers, labour just spout socialist rhetoric with no knowledge of what numbers mean

you could murder every billionaire in the country and it wouldn't pay for more than 3-4 months of public services

it probably scales with how much you care
I have you beaten on all counts but I don't give a toss, so you could be a gigachad lamenting that your bodycount hasn't hit triple digits and I'd still be more content

Went on a walk without my wallet. Got carried away and done 10 miles. Now ive got to walk home. Very silly of me. My legs are starting to ache.

in the summer its good cos everyones drinking out on the terracing/beer gardens so you naturally have engagements and usually find a few people to tag along with

in winter when everyones inside its a bit different

>wake up
>sneed

everyday lads

>>Dude just let men in wigs walk into women's changing rooms with their dicks hanging out, its... le not important!
how fucking often does this happen?
Any Forums has mindbroken you into thinking trannies are a much bigger issue than they really are. you know what is a real issue? being unable to afford heating in your home

Have you done any of the other stuff though? I wonder where I went wrong.

Of course that shouldn’t be allowed, but relatively speaking it’s not important

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theyre probably all poor and have to rent some shit flat without it
even ive had to do that here

*enters /brit/*

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You a stink of fish or stink of shit man?

sometimes. usually if i'm on my own it's during the day, and it's more to supplement a trip out, rather than being the reason i've go ne out in the first place

>10 miles
thats nothing you fat fuck

Must be rough being a virgin in 2022
Can't say I know what that's like

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business idea: run instead of walk so you travel quicker

It'll be 20 by the time he's home which is a decent round trip tbf

>AC
Just a meme for fat people
Open a window, lose some weight and take off that hoodie you wear 24/7 because youre humiliated by your flabby body.

>weather's nice
>want to arrange a BBQ
>ask mate 1
>"sorry mate, i'm working/skint, can't make it"
>ask mate 2
>"sorry mate, i'm working/skint, can't make it"
>ask mate 3
>"sorry mate, i'm working/skint, can't make it"
>ask mate 4
>"sorry mate, i'm working/skint, can't make it"
>ask mate 5
>"sorry mate, i'm working/skint, can't make it"

literally
every
time

lol

yeah because you molest kids

Kek

what are you lads doing indoors when the weather is so nice? are you all just playing videogames?

I don't see how you can't care unless you're asexual or just suicidal. I don't think about it all the time but I'm sometimes reminded of my situation and I feel like crying.

no way rentberg will spend thousands of pounds putting ac in a house that was built in the 1880s

nothing at all except been to prostitutes so im not a virgin

you said girls could have been attracted to you in the past so thats already beyond my level

sounds more like a problem of gut bacteria

Been drinking all weekend with mates and need to recover.

when i was a teenage drugmong i didnt have a car so i walked everywhere
everytime i wanted to get high it was a new adventure through car-centric hell
it was rewarding tbf

raping infants doesn't count as losing your virginity

edition.cnn.com/2022/07/17/uk/uk-conservative-leadership-trans-intl-gbr/index.html

britain's international image dragged through the MUD

what are YOU doing?

Having autism is suffering

Why can't we talk about multiple issues at once?
Ultimately, trans rights activists have argued for massive, sweeping changes to our concept of sex/gender that go against the previous status quo that we all grew up with before the 2010s came and changed everything. I don't see how it's some unreasonable, radical thing to suggest that we should just go back to the way we interpreted sex/gender 10+ years ago. It was simpler and more logical.

selecting which arse toy to wank with

listening to lynyrd skynyrd in a cold bath relaxing my muscles after winning my football match earlier

Duality of /brit/

I do not
You're projecting pretty hard here mate

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reminder that American houses are all made of wood and drywall and the idea of a living in a house from the 1950s is a huge deal for yanks

I could say the same about you, what reason is there to even give a shit. I can't see any
regardless, I accept that it means something to you. Do accept that it means little to me?

B-B-BUT TRANNIES NOT REAL ISSUE
IT NOT REAL, IT ONLY ONLINE
NOBODY TALK ABOUT IT OUTSIDE OF Any Forums
GO OUTSIDE AND... LE TOUCH GRASS

NEED a yank to reply to this post

>p-p-p-projecting!!!
kys avatar/signature using nonce bacon

Trannies are nonces.
Simple as.

guys should i drink alcohol in cold weather?

Both Penny and Liz have been character assassinated.
It's Rishi or Kemi lads.
BUCKLE UP.

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feta is peng peng PENG

bizarre how rattled you got from that post

nightmare fuel

>It's not real! It's only online bro!

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Starting to think I might be an alcoholic

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i mean what is british culture really

prefer strong cock cheese

>TAKE THIS THIS RORKE!

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can we have boris back please

Posting on here.

hello?

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go outside, rorke
the trannies can't hurt you

10 miles is a lot to walk, it takes approx 3 hours... not everyone has so little going on in their life that they can walk for 3 hours 5 days a week for months on end so that it doesn't feel like a big deal.

there we go. there's the filter updated so i dont need to see any more yank posts ever again. cheers lad.

weird how some people just fade away and you never see them again

>One-day delivery for my iphone charger, care of the tax payer
roaring, state.

you spouting this crap. Youu've been proven wrong move on. You're either a vegan or one of those enviromentalists

>Posting on here.

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>Haven't bought anything from Amazon for 7 years
>Our fucking Government keeps doing it on my behalf
Wish Jeff would have a fucking heart attack

You've had sex so nah mate.

>can we have boris back please

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cheers bud

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youtube.com/watch?v=ewgCqJDI_Nk

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phone posting in the garden

Greek food is top tier.
Stuffed vine leaves and olives ta.
Lots of hummus and bread too.

profoundly pressing package of power plant projects for pete porter in pasadena

backing badenoch me

Your life could change forever if you looked like this

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bhenchod mother bloody basterd

not rattled, our houses are older, made out of real materials and it is much harder to install aircon

Your little huts made out of firewood have AC because it is easy to install.

Sure, but it's normal to want a relationship.

>there are blacks who dont want kemi to win so they can carry on profiting from screaming institutional racism

Imagine getting upset seeing a drawing from Japan

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We’ve got to save le hecking polar bears in Africa so stop eating nice food

is that what's important? being normal?

yet yank houses are much larger, much more comfortable and have more amenities
British brick housing is genuinely a scam

you weeb child groomers are so 1 dimensional with your forced smug attitude it makes me laugh