/brit/

terrified of having a son and him coming home after the mandatory tranny lessons at school thinking he's a woman or gay

a wank done
a clue lost

Just don't think there's many people that are racist. Maybe a few strange rednecks or something but 99 percent of people that are accused of being racist ate absolutely not.

Clearly different people go on holiday for different reasons.

As Leftypol said in 2020:
>it's no longer enough to be non-racist, you have to be vocally anti-racist, or else you're just as bad as the racists

The post-racial "colour-blind" philosophy we grew up with in the 1990s and 2000s has now been retroactively deemed "racist".

normoids only need the assurance of good weather. if britain was like california they'd never go anywhere beyond their front step

You can say that word as much as you want it doesn't mean you are racist.

not racist me just don't like them

sir poo barmer

Chest hurts. Trying to deside if its because of the stretches I did yesterday or because of the ruthless pigging out ive done the past 3 months

not homophobic just don't like them

>"hey, cutie. Come here often?"

Attached: 165806729551644.jpg (1080x1080, 336.28K)

>One ticket for Minions: The Rise of Gru, if you so please.

Attached: 09911C3A-D846-4FAD-B998-4953119A8F9A.jpg (1038x1371, 200.9K)

quite a lot of people are and don't/refuse to realise it
that's what happens when you convince somebody that they cannot be racist. They'll do racist things and call it something else, like retribution or reparation.

Attached: Gay Hamilton 1.jpg (1664x1000, 136.72K)

Got a mysterious set patch on my elbow

Anybody ever got off with a bloke just out of boredom?

I've started going to the gym and I kinda hope one of the lads there might try to chat me up. Find the idea of getting shagged quite exciting but at the same time I want to maintain some sense of pride of dignity

Attached: 1562345236764.png (750x750, 18.98K)

need her to slurp on my straw if you catch my meaning

>trans people are not mentally ill! update the nhs' definition!

Attached: 1657988068318.gif (434x432, 17.54K)

don't get how bints go about with these mad fake eyelashes on
wouldn't that shit get really annoying having plastic "hairs" glued to your eyelids

i am literally hamilton IRL, but less french, more scottish and therefore (with my irish), better. hamilton II
if you will

Attached: oo.png (287x307, 70.23K)

that's probably the least of his concerns

if I don't wank for a few days I start fantasising about getting bummed and sucking dick. not gay though so think I'd instantly regret it if I did anything

>Anybody ever got off with a bloke just out of boredom?

Attached: 1578355849308.png (238x248, 169.22K)

Basically I don't give a fuck about skin colour, and 99.99 percent of people don't care either. You like people that have similar interests as you, simple as.

I met some Turkish man here that was absolutely bang on, he drinks pints down the local, watches football. I like him more than Ciaran who only cares about literature and the arts.

>his
no need for it is there?

I just wish I were a woman.

that's just you on a cum comedown
should go away after a bit

never going to happen

You don't like the camp ones. That's a behavioral issue, I know sound gay lads.

extremely well known trans porn person

>halkidiki olive
Its ok, I will go next year, its no biggy, I didnt go last few years but I will go next year again it all good.

Attached: 1650495223009.jpg (560x548, 24.62K)

>if I don't wank for a few days I start fantasising about getting bummed and sucking dick
>not gay though

Attached: 1494263941222.jpg (590x438, 59.92K)

Attached: 1657973430687.jpg (1024x576, 79.95K)

Schizos all uniting to get the NHS to change the classification of schizophrenia away from being called a mental illness

language?
there's no way to communicate that without being a hypocrite

There’s certainly a demand for it in Grindr.

Even if you identify as a straight male you’ll have dozens of bumders frothing at the japseye at the prospect of sucking off a straight lad to see if they can “turn him gay” and corrupt him.

I know. Makes me wanna cide

hungry for….. guess

Might make a shite

i went wrong somewhere with the math
2x of these 5 £ notes are (to) "probably" spend, and 1x of the 5 £ notes are to spend
and ive gotten 5x 1 £ coins as one of the notes. this would have been one of the 2x notes to probably spend, and the other would make it up to 20 £

this is from the plans to get 5x 5 £ notes and spend 1x of them while taking £20 from it, for the coins

Attached: file.png (697x619, 599.49K)

I know who Natalie Mars is
not a fan though can't get over the bellendless cock thing

If you're on Grindr looking to get your dick sucked - by men - then you are already fucking gay. End of.

You sound like a homo

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that benders RPing as straight isn't uncommon
they tend to be kinkier than heterosexuals, and by a wide stretch

is that right mate aye?

didn’t read a word

if i ask a surgeon to amputate my legs because i identify as an amputee, they refuse and recommend me to a mental facility
if i ask a surgeon to cut off my penis because i think i'm a girl, they call me brave and schedule me right away

Bayonetta 3 in October de laaaads

and the left-over 1x 1 £ coin too
so
>2x of the £20 would have been "probably to spend", but 1x of them is, and the other 5 £ note has gone into being 5x 1 £ coins
>left-over £1 coin ^
>left-over £5 note

I have that lighter
(I’m making a shite)

this is /brit/ mate can you post about English money

Not racist just sick of leftypol and his whiny race obsession

first do no harm
unless they really want it or they might sue

mum brought home another black man...

what are you on about? if you're trying to budget why make it complicated. just dont spend money simple as

Not sure that's true, have you actually tried it?

wanna lick a nice poopy neovagina haha

perhaps a poo is what you crave?

Probably less common than the usual repressed old men who will never admit that getting their cheeks took in boarding school turned them gay but will happily nosh off some young fella from Grindr in their car now and then.

There was nothing "regressive" or "backwards" about the Middle Ages.
It's mostly an Enlightenment tale that fags like Hume and Berkeley and Rousseau came up with while they were literally sniffing their own farts

roaring

Attached: 244C2C7E-13CA-45F2-ACD1-EFB3F9B720CB.jpg (828x900, 165.75K)

BACK, FOUL DEMON
*throws holy water at you*

Daily reminder that LGBTQ = PAEDO

Attached: Peter_Tatchell_-_Rainbow_-_8by10_-_2016-10-15.jpg (1200x1500, 159.22K)

VAMOS A LA PLAYA
A MÍ ME GUSTA BAILAR
EL RITMO DE LA NOCHE
SOUNDS OF FIESTA

youtube.com/watch?v=X-77txuiVXs

*dons the tinfoil hat*

>he hasn’t seen the forum posts from furry amputee fetishists who “””accidentally””” left their hands in a bucket of dry ice and then had to have them surgically amputated

thoughts on anime lads?

Attached: 9B139A77-2523-4982-84C8-B80CF5D1F7AA.png (1148x764, 852.96K)

NO TENGO DINERO

It'll all be worth it

Attached: wednesday lovely.png (355x104, 5.84K)

rugby is going to be banned within the next 10-20 years
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-62197134

Should get yourself a cool lighter. I myself have a zippo lighter.

I just smacked a flying buzzing bug to death. It looked like a bee with a whole black body, but when I squeeze its body with tissues, some red fluid came out.
Question: was it a bee, a fly or a mosquito?

More woke nonsense

Any other virgin lads completely given up any hope of having sex or getting a gf aha

Dipping my poo into dry ice. Then smashing it like glass. Grinding it into a fine powder and snorting a line of it