/brit/

climate change?

global warming?

simply. do. not. care.

will be long dead before this hellhole island becomes inhospitable simple as

my hope is that Trump and DeSantis supporters all kill each other and spare the rest of us their presence

GCHQ in agreement I'm a pathetic NEET

Mental how 20-30 years ago having a big arse was seen as unattractive
But now it's all you ever see

Portugal is a literally hole mate, a Poundland spain

wonder how much poo there is on the average anus

gordon brown sex arse

Any 26 year old kissless hugless handholdless friendless virgin man in.

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been a few times, decent place but a bit pricey these days

can get a cracking breakky in the old town, forgot the name of the place but its to the left of the big fuck off tree in the middle of the old town square

used to be owned by a yorkshire couple and they did a beast of a cooked brekky for 9eur

bag of salt and vinegar crisps
now onto the chili peanuts
cappuccino for pudding

waiting for GCHQ to contact me to give me a job

NEET for 8 years me

never shagged a fanny, reckon they could use me for something

microcosm of society innit

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no poo in mine

Is it worth buying air conditioning?

I thought Deanos exclusively visit the Balearic and Canary islands

waa waa woe is me

Living off the grid, so to speak

about half a teaspoon, thinly spread
more of a soup ladle though if you're scotch or a yank in /brit/

>walking on a treadmill
just go outside you idiot

sick of shaggers

sick of them

i want a deano holiday.
sounds sick
Cheers. What's the nightlife like? going for a week and expecting it to be a messy one.

>Woman buys husband £1.5k sex doll that looks like her - for when she's 'not in the mood'

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canary islands are boomers paradise
ibiza/marbella/lloret/zante are deano destinations

truegeordie's definitely a weird fella
>you can take a bigger cock than mine and humiliate me
oh my days

sitting down to brekkie in the town square by a big tree lads

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State of you. Uncultured swine.

Imagine being a nihilistic, cretinous, ugly, disgusting, worthless mollusc cunt like you!

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Generally I agree but the Algarve is nice

watching films with water in them to stay cool

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The head of the UK's biggest high street bank told the BBC: "80% of individuals and UK customers and families have less than £500 pounds worth of savings in their current account and their savings account.

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is that deep roy

rishi will look like a literal midget among the G8 leaders

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ktinm

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not me, I'm a tight git are barely spend anything

nice to see william hague in the middle

scenes from the latest /brit/ meetup

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cor what I would do to be on a boat in the Mediterranean and going for bare swims right now lads

cracking breakky

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noggin joggin

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Biden should pick up Rishi and sit him on his shoulder

*gromit

have come to the following decision:

i DO NOT like cities

currently in central london. its not that i dislike it physically. london has the best architecture in the country and nowhere else even comes close.

no i just dont like being in busy places. whenever im around more than a handful of other people i get uncomfortable. my ideal is infact when i am completely alone so i think i need to make myself realise that i do not like being in cities/towns/settlements and should not visit them

this is me

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nightlife is good, lots of germans (ok) and dutch (based) and a decent amount of variety just avoid the albanian coke dealers who love causing trouble

a shame that albufeira is so far away from lisbon cos in my opinion lisbon is one of the best cities in europe for night life

The recovery from 2020 was going so well...

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I’ve never been to the Algarve though, just heard it’s nice from other people. Been to Lisbon (nice) and Porto (meh) and some smaller places around those two cities. It’s OK but it is a bit like a poorer version of Spain where the people are grumpy

Edinburgh mogs London for architecture mate

thats to the right of the tree you TWAT (have had a few beers there though 2€ for a large superboc corrrrr)

Making Quorn á la King with sautéed potatoes for din dins.

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alri santander lad

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it doesnt. i have been to edinburgh and that is a very infantile statement to make

we just dont have a government churning up racial tension to divide the people and prevent communism since the antebellum years

And how does it feel like to wake up in the sun and how does it feel like to shine on everyone

Bath has the best architecture by far

A tanning some Kentucky fried chicklin

MY HEAD DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A SODDING TIC TAC.

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got the fan aimed directly at my bollocks

Yes woe is me.

used to refuse to believe this
but when you travel outside of london and see how povvos live, it comes as no surprise that people are poor as fuck

nice architecture yes. comparable to london? no. another quite infantile statement unfortunately.

quite like this america, not so much the generic medium sized towns in idaho or wherever

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can i get you anything

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british broadcasting cock

You're wrong, and you're a disgustingly ugly freak.

BLACK THIGHS FATTER

Looks like the Stoakes ranch in Red Dead Revolver.

Looks like the setting from Shane.

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*grotesquely

>Edinburgh mogs London for architecture mate

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did this but it turned me on then i had to wank so ended up even hotter

quite literally bored out of my gourd lads

got nothing going for me like

yep london is exhausting especially this time of year
you turn a corner and suddenly theres 100 germans dragging cases coming at you
you get on the tube its like a sauna

It's a quote from Brasseye lad

better than a big black corporation

ever been to tossa de mar? went to a jan blomqvist gig there that he announced last minute, performed his set up by the castle on the beach through sunset into the night was peng

what does this have to do with British culture

climate change isn't real anyway. just sounds silly doesn't it people forget how big the earth is, it's a bit arrogant to assume we can say with any confidence 'the world is getting warmer', it's massive mate it's general temperature can't be condensed into a single statement

disgustingly fat country, this
all done by our own hand too, just revolting

The rockies. UVGH

no im right, as a matter of fact. however you are correct in saying im ugly, as evidenced by the fact i am an incel.

i know.
and its grotesquely, not disgustingly.

Based.

I'm holding a 1 minute silence for my dead cat please respect it

----- silence starts now -----

Ah yeah, I fucked it up. Apologies

*yawns and puts my arm around your shoulder*

fat gammons and the english menus

wish exberg would unblock me so i could tell her to fuck off

cough cough

Lads, can I get wisdom teeth removed on the NHS?
I'm unemployed and on bennies so I am assuming yes.

>Sir, it says here he was social distancing -before- the pandemic
>What, that can't be right. How could he have known? Pull up his socials. Facebook. Instagram. Snapchat
>Uhh, sir? About that...

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ever shag her up the arse?

not my fault I’m fat just like food too much and my bennies don’t cover a gym membership ini

lots of the nice buildings in this country need a good jet-washing. all coated in black filth which i can only imagine is years of pollution build-up. very grim that no one is bothered to spare a bit of effort to make something look pretty.

another good reason to bin combustion engines.

you don't mean idaho you mean the midwest and cities like omaha, kansas city and st louis. all of which i have been to and varied from non descript to outright shithole.

*starts playing obnoxiously loud drill rap on phone speakers*

...yh

There's a reason people rely on a single vista of the city, where you can hardly see any buildings properly. It's because Edinburgh's overwhelmingly grim

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