Now that the dust has settled, how do you rank them?

now that the dust has settled, how do you rank them?

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VVITCH>>>>Northman>Lighthouse

7/10, 6/10, 0/10

Haven't seen neither

The Northman > The Lighthouse > The VVitch

Lighthouse > Nordman > Witch

The Northman > The VVitch > The Lighthouse

McDonald's arthouse/10

Northman > VVitch >> Lighthouse >>> nearly every movie released in the past 15 years

objectively wrong

shit>Northman>>>>>>>witch>gayhouse

VVitch = 9/10
Lighthouse = 7/10
Northman = 9/10

As much as I liked The Northman, I'll be glad if Eggers does make Nosferatu next. He also said recently that he'd like to make another New England folktale next, but either way it'll probably be good.

Haven't seen northman yet and probably won't watch it because the webms posted all over Any Forums make it look like trash.

>I'll be glad if Eggers does make Nosferatu next
Pointless. There's already to classic versions of it, plus a kino meta Dafoe film (Shadow of the Vampire).

vvitch 7/10
lighthouse 9/10
northman 7/10

If you rate the Northman higher than 7/10 you're either a soi-consuming faggot who asks eggers questions on his reddit AMAs, or a Any Forumstard spic who masturbates to his fantasies about vikangz.
Either way, kys. It's a mediocre movie

Vvitch 8/10
Lighthouse 7/10
Northman 6.5/10

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The Northman 11/10

Lighthouse>Northman>Witch

I'd say they been getting better as they go. Northman is probably gonna be my film of the year.

In that order from least to most liked

I haven’t seen it but that’s the impression I got from previews. Surprised it’s getting so highly rated ITT.

>I haven’t seen it but

Sadly this is true. It's really nothing special.

The UUitch 10/10, The Lighthouse DNF, The Northman 8/10.

I'll watch The Lighthouse one day when I get around to it. Northman was very well made but underwhelming because I spend too much time on the Any Forums hype machine. I also felt like it was a few years late.

Any Forums ruins every movie. Nothing I've watched in the time I'm not on Any Forums has been satisfying.

The Lighthouse >>>> The Northman >>> The witch.

Only soi guzzling manginas and retards hate on The Lighthouse, it's quite literally testesterone fuel that scares them. The Northman is mediocre, and The witch was bizarre. Either ways, Lighthouse mogs the other 2.

you think The Witch was bizarre (in a bad way) but The Lighthouse wasn't..?