/brit/

Had a dream about Sam Hyde being in my living room.

That's a man

Anyone remember her name?

any puff number of 1 man in

REMINDER : Kittens was dating an (east) Asian guy when she starting camwhoring on /soc/ and he made her stop. They are probably married today in 2022 and she has 2 HAPA children.

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Kek, alri numberlet

I have an Erdos number of over 4,000

Not all lesbians are blokeish though, same with gay men, most don't have the stereotypical gay voice. Looking at all these lesbian footballers most look quite feminine.
It's probably just to do with being competitive and upbringing. Miedema (lesbian player for Arsenal) grew up playing football with her brother.

These are m y two favourite subreddits:
reddit.com/r/amiugly/
reddit.com/r/amIuglyBrutallyHonest/

You'll make her cry...
Also stop being gay.

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I WANT XER TO PISS IN MY EAR CANAL
FILL IT TO THE BRIM

a smaller Erdos number is better, retarded Deano

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I've never known there to be so much widespread panic over a couple of days of hot weather. The post-COVID world is a weird place.

Citation pl0x

found a huge bumblebee in the bag of toilet rolls, might have even been a queen

Grampa was Erdos's meth dealer

Baited
Showed this to the gf last time it was posted and she was crying laughing

Absolutely love downies

>no tattoos
>no other piercings
>but an atrocious nose ring
Is there any quicker way to ruin your beauty? Do you fags actually find this attractive? Help me out here.

40c is pretty warm to be fair

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saw a huge one the other day, something is going on

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed

i love tomboys

Can never fully empty my bladder and have small volumes of urine leaking into my underwear throughout the day.

Ktim (Kek thith iff me)

No more intense than an average day on holiday in Spain or somewhere.

>I've never known there to be so much widespread panic over a couple of days of hot weather. The post-COVID world is a weird place.

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Pontificating the aroma.

>saw a huge one the other day, something is going on

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yanks are so superior its mental

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really appreciate the info, going to jot it down to reference later if thats cool?

how can I prepare for the heatwave tomorrow

looks like a little boy. you a nonce, lad?

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>in Spain
Mhm okay... And in the UK?

"One of the hottest woman ever found on Any Forums. She used to post regularly on /soc/. She left because her boyfriend from Worst Korea couldn't handle the situation like a man (as expected from an asian guy).

And no, she's not underage. This is only an excuse for removing all the links where you can DL her collection for free. Thanks to the people who want to sell her shit instead of sharing it (a cancer on /soc/ and /s/). I bet you believe also in Ken-Sama's death."
thepiratebay.org/description.php?id=10214986

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kek

it was the best of times, the pooiest of times

190 on the Left.
ASF on the Right.

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...

Always smell my underwear at the end of the day. May contact the GP about it

a jap named abdul? well i never

>Abdul Hakim Sani Brown

beautiful japanese name

Jamaicans be like "this man be ma son, Equilateral"

>no one anywhere near Bolt's 9.58

simply not worth watching or caring about as an event until another genetic freak (who is also protected by his corrupt state from doping tests) such as Usain Bolt comes along

How is everyone in a couple? How is everyone in a relationship?

I’m handsome, girls tell me I’m handsome all the time, what am I doing wrong, am I autistic

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There's a decent chance you're autistic, yeah. Just date other autistic women.

Hehehahaha

>Brown
>Brown
>Coalman

crypto is back up 40% this week

ghanian father

another top japanese 100m runner also has a black father
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asuka_Cambridge

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The handsome man is only good for two things: a lay or FWB

If you're a handsome man, trust me, you're doomed to flings and ONS. Unless you get them pregnant or outright propose.

I am 6'2 and people tell me I look like a 1950's film star all the time

Any other 26 year old kissless hugless handholdless friendless virgin man in?

Me on the left

i’m handsome and 5’9 think that’s my problem

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prefer not to say

no but i was considering watching this anime earlier if that makes you feel better

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That link doesn't work, got another? Also is she active on any socials currently?

I don't fucking know man, it kills me inside and to make matters worse I've got pissing spainlad ripping the piss out of my new conservatory

Literally looking to be hottest days on record in the country you mong

At 27 it ends. A year after that, you're dead

41 degrees here everyday consider yourselves lucky

This but 27

how much more spamming of this slag until it's ban worthy

looks nothing special

filter filenames?

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theres only a few select places in england where people have soul and they all happen to be in the north. why is that?

>i’m handsome and 5’9 think that’s my problem

>and 5’9

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This is only true for handsome retards, a successful, nice, funny, handsome man will have to constantly avoid women trying to lure him into a relationship

Why?

I don't think I can handle she goes channel to channel

how do i drill through about a half meter of brick and wall? i need to run a cable from the outside to the inside of my house, where the fuck do i even get a drill bit that ridiculous

Fucking hell life's hard when you're a himbo
Always the same, girls are straight back to their laptops after the sex, and when you try to take an interest, they tell you you wouldn't understand

Not sure but I know for a fact one of those places is Liverpool

This only comes later in the stage of the FWB scenario where the women begins to confuse feelings with thinking she's reeled in a Chad and her years are going behind her and she needs to settle down etc.

mad how this is how much it currently costs for 120 hours of sailing time

I think I'm decent looking (posted in one of those rate me threads before and got positive responses) but I just have no social skills or friends since I finished A levels 8 years ago. The idea of me having a girlfriend or having sex is just laughably removed.

Use your dick. Wait… you DO have a half metre dick, right user? user?

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three THREE triple cheeseburgers down the gullet
ronald mcdonaldberg also convinced me to buy a mozzarella stick sharebox (i didn’t share it)

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yeah was just saying this to Jonty down at the pier

Tried pregabalin/lyrica for the first time. What an interesting, incredible drug.

I can only describe it as a warm benzo. For mentally ill freaks like me, it shows you how the ‘other side’ live, mentally privileged people. I can just exist and function outside like everyone else, it’s so beautiful yet so very subtle. I could be on this every day, you cunts live on easy mode.

isn't that mad? 120 million japanese yet the tiny number of BMAF couples produce two of the top sprinters in the country.

oops forgot the pic

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Have you tried the online dating?

Those mozzarella sticks are very peng desu, love the sauce they come with

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Cracking thread over here

ktwbml (kek this will be me later)

proper benny-scrounger drug that

never met a council estate dweller who wasn't on it along with diazepam and tramadol for their "fibromyalgia"

in my 30s. virgin but have held hands and hugged loads of women.

>what is herefordshire
the last bastion of england of old

How are schools still open? It's July.

Sounds like a synthetic opiod, that's exactly what fentanyl feels like

new vid up would appreciate a watch x
youtube.com/watch?v=Dp8YowFLA5c

Errrr builder's merchant, mate?

How do you lads reckon Liz and Kwasi will celebrate when she becomes Prime Minister?

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i couldn't eat three burgers of the same meat
i could mix it up with a chicken one and fillet o fish

No wonder cocaine's so expensive

omds imagine taking pregabs looool thats what all the smackheads in prison are on, you should see someone trying to get off it apparently the symptoms are worse than smack withdrawal

LIVING ON A THIN LINE

it's over
I use English when thinking, i use it when dreaming, i use it to find information on internet. I competly Anglicized myself and i don't even live in Anglosphere.

The point is that it has similar effects to MD, just in minuscule amounts. Connectedness, etc etc

How much did you do?

If you've ever done MDMA it's honestly like a 'lite' version of it. Had 300mg and a couple cones and was absolutely fucked. Very spacey, floaty feel from memory.

Stop advertising it you idiot.

>drug that acts on GABA
>having anything to do with opioids

you're embarassing yourself mate

come home polish man

Can someone give me a QRD why Net Zero is a bad thing? Why does it cause so much seethe?

lebanese women

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