You wake up in a brand-new American suburb

>You wake up in a brand-new American suburb

Wat nou, Any Forums?

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I'm no longer poor
Dope

Try to reach the nearest convenience store without a suv and die of a heat stroke 10 miles before my destination

Why its so small

>cities skylines irl

i drive my mobile grad multiple rocket launcher to outside of the area only to rain down Shrapnel-flag shells into hearts of amerimutts shortly after.

> be me
> wake up
> still not American
> still living in shitaly and not in a suburb of Las Vegas, NV where I can fuck cheap escorts and gamble every night
> depressed
How is your Sunday going bros?

That's my savefile from Cities.

Mr. Fancy Pants lives there

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it do be like that.

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Every murican have atleast 2 cars

What can you do if you wanna go for a walk?

>Euro-PEONS will never know this feel

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This looks like simcity

>build MORE HIGHWAYS, that'll solve traffic!

That's not a house, probably a community center or something, otherwise it wouldn't have such large parking lot.

looks like a suburb for employees of Area 51

Why do Americans do this?

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Heaven on earth. Everyone where they belong, and completely removed from niggerdom.

VGHHH... GROVE STREET... HOME

who asked?

christ you are pathetic

I don’t get it. How close is the nearest city or other suburb? Why not build this suburb next to them? What do you do if your car breaks down?

>What do you do if your car breaks down?
commit shartpuku if you want to retain your honor

you cannot be depressed in Italy

More comfy and sovlful than a grid

I would walk around the desert because that looks cool and fun. I bet there's some big rocks and hills nearby.

This is not ideal
Mods are required

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