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> Be born Brahmin boi
> 180 BCE
> Mauryan Empire becomes largest empire Asia has seen
> But the king is a retard and converts from Hinduism to Buddhism (atheism)
> sadface.jpg
> Join his army
> Win wars and battles, rise to ranks
> Become chief of the army / gen
> Assassinate Buddhist king
> End the reign of one of the greatest empires of all time
> Establish Brahmin (Hindu) rajya
> Presecute Buddhists
> Make elephants walk on living Buddhist gurus
> Destroy Buddhist shrines and temples
> Make Manusmriti and Dharmashastras mandatory
> Completely wipe out Buddhism and retardism from Bharata

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ycuk

you may find many schizo friends there

Hope you're all doing well, boys.

Fuck you

do you still eat egg sandwiches at lunchtime?

bruh...

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Thank you sir. Will show myself out.

post some israeli goddesses instead of delhi weather, my friend. here, a mallu cump dump in exchange

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good morning sirs

ohayo

Wish women like this did porn

Is there any good indian porn or is it all 140p "hot bhabi" amature videos

Is this a female (male)?

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niksindian but many are western females

Sometimes I find a good Indian video on xvideos but being horny, i forget to save or bookmark it and it's lost forever.
That's average Indian women legs

There are companies in India that produce it but they don't advertise it as pornographic. Usually called "web series" and they have the sites from the company. But I'm afraid of India legalising porn production it's a horrible thing.

>companies in India that produce it
Name them? Ik about Alt Balaji, but that's soft core

>That's average Indian women legs
It definitely isn't, the Indian girls I've hooked up with here had much nicer legs than this.

All of it is softcore. There were other sites but I can't and don't want to remember.
North or South Indians?

>North or South Indians?
I'm really not sure on the differences nor did I ask. They kind of looked a little like this pic.

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Those aren't average Indian girls though

All were Hindu? Did you have intercourse?

live your myth in New York madarchods
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>All were Hindu?
I'm not sure, I didn't ever ask
>Did you have intercourse?
Yes. Does that help narrow down the religion or something?

Oh, I do remember they weren't allowed to eat beef back home but did it here. Does that help at all?

then def north.
South Indian girls who are dark have abominable feet but I thought Australia has a ton of Tamils who are from the South

>Yes. Does that help narrow down the religion or something?
Well then they're either atheist, "Hindu" or "Christian". What city? I kind of want to wait for marriage but that's in a few years at least.

Anyways, why do Indians talk about sex so much? On Hindi chats everyone is always discussing how they want to have sex or how they will do it with women despite all of them probably being virgins.
Hindu. I also have a Buddhist friend who doesn't eat beef for some superstitious belief.

Can't even watch videos like this without getting depressed

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i am moving there next month tho

>why do Indians talk about sex so much?
I don't know. One girl said Indian guys back home where the full rapey meme and were too aggressive but at the same time she liked me being pretty dominant about things. It was pretty confusing.

>how they want to have sex or how they will do it with women despite all of them probably being virgins.
Well I think it's possible that they can, the girls I met weren't virgins at all but complained about how shitty the sex they had in India was. The last girl I saw had a boyfriend for about 3 years but they'd always have to have sex in the toilet, I'm not even kidding. Knowing about the shitting memes I was practically bursting at the seams trying not to laugh.

What age are you/are they? In my late teens, that probably makes a difference. I don't know anyone that's not a virgin (including the women I know). My girlfriend also wants to wait for marriage which may happen God-knows-when. She's a couple of years older than me too.

Oh I'm in my 20s man, I'm in uni and they're uni girls that have moved here to study. So things are probably very different for you than they are for me.

>Late teens
>gf wants to wait for marriage
>she's older than you
I can't decide if this is based or sad. One thing to keep in mind for your teen years is that this relationship probably won't last forever, especially since she's older than you.

why would you have sex with pajeetas tho...Its like dating down if you're a white guy and you could smash sexy white girls
their bad at sex, ugly vaginas and zero hygiene

These ones were pretty good imo. Sex could be a little weird with some, I don't know why but one thought twerking on my dick would be hot and it really wasn't.

I think I just kind of like that they are a lot more excited to be with me than other girls. So I guess I'm being fetishized for being white but whatever.

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Isckon faggots in my city are like the Indian version of JW witnesses, always out and about near college campuses, trying to sell their shitty cult to degenerate students

do people actually give any attention to them?

and guess what? people but them.
bruh have you seen how many people buy Patanjali bullcrap?
Shops get sold out within days when they re-stock

you guys have 0 idea how fucked we are right now
If you're not a religionshitter and want a normal life don't even think twice and prepare for GRE and stuff
>inb4 k2e, libgandu

Idk one tried to talk to me and friend while we were eating at a shawarma stall, he literally tried to gas light us when my friend laughed at him, he said "now you maybe happy and laughing, but later you will be sad..."