Which seat would you like, Any Forums?

Which seat would you like, Any Forums?

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F9

gotta be right in the center for my kino

all the way in the back so nobody hears me ripping my monster bong

my one at home with my free yify rip

Handicap, top left

H8 onegai

Middle D if that row is elevated more above the other front rows. Even paying more for that kind of seat. Otherwise around middle E or F.

E9 so I can pore my drink of coke mixed with my urine on his head.

Front row, far right side. Best viewing angle for modern films.

K2

A6 jacking off

whichever ones free after I sneak in 5 minutes after the movie starts

but I do try to sit next to young girls if I have the chance, otherwise somewhere in the back

Row K is always the best preferably close to the aisle so I can get out and go take a piss/grab a slurpee with ease.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO BULLY

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middle C or D

Which one is Robert in?
I want to sit near him

A13, right under the projector

>pouring stuff on people
easiest way to get kicked out, potentially fined

what I do is
>drink a fuck ton of whey+milk, eat fibre bars
>sit in the densest area I can
>fart non stop throughout the movie, alternating between silent farts to loud cheek slappers during loud scenes
>noone can pinpoint who it is, and since I look clean cut, noone suspects me

K1

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Here user, it's for you.

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Row K in the middle

>since I look clean cut, noone suspects me
i guarantee you they all know its you