Lol

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>Reach City
Why does this keep happening, why give these projects to retards who know nothing about the source material they're adapting?

Reach was glassed though

We made it, Cortana. Reach City.
*whips out ass*

I don't know a ton about Halo but how does Chief having sex with the Covenant chick lead to Reach getting wiped out?

why was it so hard to just call it New Alexandria like the city in the game?

He forgets to give her a reach around and she takes it personally

>Basing your show on preexisting source material
This ain't your dad's Halo, kid.

Reach is my city.

Yikes...

New Alexandria is a problematic name, sweety!

It's called being a decent human being ok?

Let's unpack this.

New Alexandria was named after Alexandria which is in Egypt and Egypt is black so peobably something about nuh racism

K I N O

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Reach City bitch
Reach Reach City bitch

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Is there any reason to watch this show?

how is it problematic?

>this garbage will keep getting new seasons and might even spinoffs
>just because its more succesful than anything paramount has done with startrek shows the past decade or so
we truly live in the worst timeline

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She looks like she craves death

I guess Alexander of Macedonia was too much of a conquering White man so they had to decolonize the space colonies kek

Lmao what the fuck is this? Also why does Chief need to have sex? He is a killing machine who is autistic and has an AI waifu he can barely talk to. Are these coombrain writers so hyper focused on sex they have to insert it into everything?

i didn't watch but is that cortana getting cuckqueend by chief fucking a rando whore?

Normalfags. A sex scene means it's a mature show.

Disregard the shitty tranny fan fiction.

Cheif is still in stasis and Halo 3 was the final entry in the now dead saga.

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kek

Planet Reach
Reach Republic
City of Reach
Reachy District
The Reaching Street

The Year: 20XX AC- After Contact.

Reach Street
The Reach Building
The Reach Hall

>tv show set in a place called Mexico
>capital city is literally just called "Mexico City"
Who fucking writes this shit? Complete hacks.

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Lek

Someone make this into a punching pepe