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gherkins edition

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reminder that you can get cancer through you window screen if you sit in the sun behind one, but you cant get a tan this way. only cancer - watch out

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>rorke seething about the heat and larping that he has AC like a yank
weird cope

the heat has made my knob appear 3-4 inches longer than it actually is

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lots of ~60 yr old niggas in the local obituaries

cope
i have AC

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my bollocks are swinging so low, like a pair of fat mangos in a mesh bag

Alright calm down it'll be over by Wednesday

ruddy hellfire
ruddy pissing hellfire

whats the t shirt trick

little 2kw window aircons are like $500 here, cant be much more there
takes all of 30 minutes to install
if you're suffering it's by your own choice

any good?

wrap your big dangly bollocks in a wet tshirt

AC makes too much noise. Prefer heat to noise.

me im voting for walt disney for PM@
ill write it on the ticket: WALT DISNEY

imagine all the sweat collecting under big boobs

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yeeeeeehhhhhh

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My grandad is worth 50 million but I am working class because I have a Welsh surname.

Me mum lost her phone I gifted her a year ago as a birthday gift. She is drunk as fuck right now. Hate me fucking parents

Stop posting sexy women. We're all horny and we're all sat on our arses. We're NEVER going to have sex with the calibre of women that you're posting.

you put a wet t shirt near the window or something and it cools the air
like how they do in business places but without a thing that reduces humidity at the other end. imagine

Why is football so shit now? Like it just feels completely soulless and gay. Even 5 years ago it wasn't this bad.

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is that how u get legionnaires disease

im unironically working class because my grandad worked in the mines and my dad worked in the steelworks
doesnt make a difference what job i have

Too many wogs and politics

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Having sex won’t make you happy

no mate your body is 70% water innit

i'll give you legionnaires disease

landlordberg will not let me install one nor the reflective heat covering on the windows

get a portable one they do the job