200 something years later and the An*Loids still hate this man fervently

>200 something years later and the An*Loids still hate this man fervently

I would fight and die for this man

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Who is he

isn't australia anglo

He was the best Italian

Mogambo

We made a documentary about Napoleon and the researchers for it found out that he had a very small (tiny) penis.

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BLACK Aboriginal

I hate him. You know why? In a world where the French revolution never happened Australia could have very likely been a Francophone country. The French explored most of the region before the English and even had a fleet land in NSW just a few days after the British first fleet arrived in 1788. And that is why I hate Napoleon

napoleon remade europe, uk could only react
by introducing the metric system to europe napoleon will be relevant to mankind long after all the nation states are gone

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napoleon stopped the chaos of the revolution by saving france, before he became emperor things happened to him, only after destroying the hre he had other things in mind

Doesn't matter when France discovered or sent a fleet to Australia... They would have been sent packing either way

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ahahaha NO. I prefer the Niuew Holland timeline

>An*Loids
Analoids?

If Napoleon has million fans, then I'm one of them.
If Napoleon has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Napoleon has no fans, that means I'm dead.
Vive l'empereur!

>Britain is so butthurt that they have to slander a dead man
Typical Anglo shamelessness.

>we made a "documentary" where we talk about a man's dick
somehow you think this makes you look good and him bad?

Ausfailians on here don't believe that they're anglo despite the word being short for anglophone (i.e. English speaking).

It is one of the great tragedies that napoleon lost

>this is your country on British neuroticism

Why was he so small?

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>small rotten flaccid sexual appendage
>ahah le petito peniso
It's just sad at this point, Nigel.

Based Napoleon doings
>defeating the jacobins
>destroying the HRE
>napoleonic law code
Cringe Napoleon doings
>spreading revolutionary ideas
>continental blockade
>russian campaign
>100 days government

are they using british measurements or french measurements

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>when asked what he thought about women being dissatisfied with his sexual performance, napoleon simply shrugged and stated "i don't care, i got what i wanted"
every day i look up to this man and remember that a person can go from a virgin to a mega-chad if he truly puts his mind to it

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