/trek/

What do you think that click is he produces with his right hand just before announcing Red Alert?
youtu.be/gMPlX27YPuk
The computer just takes a moment to start playing the sirens, possibly as a mean to let him make the formal announcement.

Not sure which part of that is our problem. /trek/ is comfy and you are gay

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thanks to the user who made the nuchapel edition, I dropped the ball earlier but trek frens have your back

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She's an acquaintance of mine irl, and I'm a known Star Trek fan in our group of friends. I know someone is going to ask me what I think of the show and I will have to lie through my teeth. It's great she picked up the role, but fuck me these new ST series are awful. Everyone is going to think I'm salty about her getting on the show. Is this punishment from God for being Australian?

I'm not a trekfag so who is this qt? Why doesn't she moisturize her hands?

You weren't forgotten fren. /trek/ bros look out for each other.

Have you seen SNW? It's much better than the other nuTreks. Also, what does she smell like?

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>Why doesn't she moisturize her hands?
I would let those sandpaper claws grate my dick like a block of romano cheese any day

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Skin cancer is your penance Aussiebro. It's God way of dealing with white people being in places they shouldn't be.

thanks trek fren!

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Tazmania has the same climate as England.

Fridge body.

Why did the Federation put a prison in New Zealand?

>can't look for Star Trek images without asking what could Trekpu be doing in this scene
The obsession is real

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I'm not watching modern day star trek. Simple as.

Well, what could Trekpu be doing in this scene?

With the one Klingon standing back out of the shot he could be standing in the line in full Klingon uniform with a pain stick

Valid opinion.

He could be attempting to use a painstick on Worf, but fail to reach.

Sorry faggotgeezer, we don't take orders from you. Also: Doesn't the probation order in your child molestation conviction prohibit you from using the Internet?

>switch tactics

>TNGeezers be like WHY DOESN'T STRANGE NEW WORLDS LOOK LIKE THIS
I love TOS more than the entire black and Asian races but the production values were on the low side.

I don't get it. What tactics is he changing?

Wow, /trek/ really is a fucking shithole thread.

/trek/ is a general, not a "thread" ESL

>shut it down
I recognize this playbook from 2013 Any Forums

Kirk announces red alert so the bridge crew knows he didn't just accidentally push the button.

This is disconnected speech. You've gone complete schizo. The things you are saying do not logically connect to the posts you're replying to.

Seek help, seriously. You could be one bad day away from shooting up a Walmart.

Where is this "Start new general" button you used to create this pitiful thread? All I see is "Start new thread".

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He audibly calls for red alert for the same reason that anybody who has ever called 911 says "I'm calling 911" to anybody who is near them. It's human nature to audibly announce, to your allies, emergency steps like that.

>projecting
>lashing out

>ESL doesn't understand the nuances of English
We get it, Transa. You don't understand English. It's ok, most subhumans don't.

Strange New Worlds: Children of the Comet mentally broke the crazygeezer.

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it's really weird that you typed out the title like this

I guess that makes sense. I suppose when they have bridge officers responding to orders to bring up the lights (and missing their cues) it gets confusing.

Also, begin day watch!

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>yes i have brain damage
Why didn't you just say this? It's shorter and means exactly the same thing.

>tfw you will never have a girl thrusting her womb at you to impregnate

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holy shit Chapel is just smashing her pusy into Spock's face, begging to be licked and bred

BRB in about eight minutes

also does Jess Bush have nudes or lewds?

The call out is just starfleet protocol
The button is secondary in case the bridge is filling up with gas or some aliens used telepathic powers or some other reason he can't speak

Post nuChapels if you got 'em

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No, she's more of a kooky artist than an actress.

Gentlemen:

Jess Bush does not have a Wikipedia page. I propose we remedy that. I can't because I have no idea how to make a Wikipedia page--I'm only able to vandalize them. But I expect one of you can do it. She clearly meets the notability standards at this point.

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She deserves a fine wikipedia listing her accomplishments including my boner.

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Memory Alpha autists will do it.

>Jess Bush
dammit she coulda been the pixie..

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>Jess Bush does not have a Wikipedia page.
How is that possible? Why hasn't CBS made one?

I bet she gives great helmet

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>Colonel we are SG-1
erm... *coughs*

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Be sure and add that to the page you make.

I wonder what it would cost to have a foursome with Jess Bush, Tawny Newsome, Noel Wells, and the 10/10 who voices T'Ana? Surely these girls have prices--they work in Hollywood.

Sometimes I look at this screenshot and just imagine I'm sitting in Pike's quarters admiring nuChapel

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The pose of hers in this picture sends messages to my brain that are incredibly primal. If she did that in my presence I would instantly fuck her, wherever we were. We could be at the grocery store and I would immediately take her to pound town. Cleanup on Aisle 9 indeed.

One thing about SNW that I think we're going to like is that the crew aren't going to be pathetic incels like all the Berman-Braga characters. They are young and hot and want to fuck before they become old and walled.

Sounds like the remake of BSG

Not everyone was an incel in Berman Trek. Only about half the cast.

Based and womb filled.

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But at least Beverly got to have sex with the green glowing mist creature that also shagged her grandmother

I fucking hate Discovery and Picard but I'm liking this show so far. It's still not Trek as I like it but it's at least watchable.
The big plus of SNW is that it actually takes time to have non-rushed dialogue scenes, focusing on the performance and letting the episode breathe. I still don't like the camera work but at least it doesn't do the Discovery lens flare in every shot.

It's one of the key things I like about oldTrek. Basic cinematography, focus on the actors' performance. Handful of camera angles. It's central to the charm.
youtube.com/watch?v=9m-1lgSRtnU

Tell her we love her and she is our new official /trek/ waifu except when Lower Decks is releasing new eps and then it's Tawny Newsome

>except when Lower Decks is releasing new eps and then it's Tawny Newsome
Yeah, nah.

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>She's an acquaintance of mine irl
Fuck her and post her tits here.

who's the incels?
Even the pathetic at romance types like Geordi, Picard, Barkly, Data all had several sexual encounters throughout the course of the show
Whats YOUR excuse.

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Picard fucked like twice in 7 years. That's incel. I realize that a lot of incels on Any Forums would say "NUH UH IF YOU HAVE EVER FUCKED EVEN ONCE YOU AREN'T AN INCEL" but for normal dudes, fucking two chicks in seven years is incel.

See . One fuck every half decade doesn't count. If that's all the pussy you get, you're an incel.

Geordi, Barclay, Worf (mostly), Data from a certain point of view

Picard was a volcel.

These people also have holodecks

Umm, yeah.

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Don’t you dare compare Based New Worlds to Lezzie Dykes. Straight white Trek is back.

Nah. Still not accepting the parody cartoon Lower Decks. Maybe that other thread? I dunno. Also, that actress is ugly and married.

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You are so naïve

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Imagine thinking Tawny Newsome is black.

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PRO and SNW will save Star Trek.

Imagine thinking she's attractive.

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its just lighting tricks

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Everybody on Lower Decks is straight and Mariner, Tendi, and Rutherford are whiter than you. Mariner is a full-blown she-Carlton.

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This actress dates men, retard.

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looks like a blatina

The actress has nothing to do with the writing. She simped for her white co-lead on Twitter, she’s based in my eyes.

Imagine having no testosterone. Oh wait you don't have to imagine that. It's your life.

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does that matter for the character
i'm just counting the episodes until Ortegas-Chapel becomes a thing

>that nose
holy crow batman

*shrug* ok

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Whatever she is, my dick likes her.

>"you ready for this?"
>bites lip

HNGGG

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>implying the Ortegas episode won't reveal s/he has a big meaty dong
Trans representation is key user

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I’m a pale white man of Scandinavian descent. You can’t get whiter than me.

borderline avatarfagging is fucking retarded. go have a fap and calm down

Did you go to Taco Bell yesterday? Because I see you're all about some diaeresis.

she's alright i guess.

>I’m a pale white man of Scandinavian descent. You can’t get whiter than me.
So you're a hapa. Got it. No wonder black girls intimidate you. They don't like tiny Asian dicks.

...

The irony of her penetrating Spock while her pusy is begging Spock to penetrate her. Now that's some literary shit right there.

you Any Forumsacks are so easy to trigger
you think really SNW is really immune to woke shit because its a white male captain?
they already blamed WW3 on jan 6th that should be a clue..

100% white

>they already blamed WW3 on jan 6th that should be a clue..
That was in a different show

You mean they blamed WW3 on Biden stealing the election. They said in the episodes that the protests were about freedom.

women are supposed to go in at the middle

>Scandinavian
>white
lol ok Genghis

So, people seem to have maybe sorta liked this episode but the actual discussion about it seems pretty low. Like no one was out and out offended but it also didn't really excite anyone enough to spark conversation.

i'm pretty sure this will be the tranny

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Scandinavians have more non-white genes than any other group of allegedly white people other than half-eggplant Sicilians. You are literally Siberian rape babbys.

>noooo you can't be thin
>you have to be a giant fat slob like the Venus of Willendorf with a huge ass and gigantic baby-bearing hips
Wrong, Tyrone.

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>So, people seem to have maybe sorta liked this episode but the actual discussion about it seems pretty low. Like no one was out and out offended but it also didn't really excite anyone enough to spark conversation.
The TNGeezers are moving past grief stage 2 into stage 3, bros: bargaining.

While he certainly has the required ghoulish looks for it, I don't think an alien tranny would be seen as representative enough compared to a human one.

I think she’s cute, but a dorky kind of way.

Did you mean to reply to me? All I did was make a grammar joke about your two-dot ï.

>When Picard was airing there was only one Trek generals
>Since SNW began airing there have been three trek threads given any time
>yet some people argue it is one shill and everybody actually hates SNW

Adorkable is in, brochacho.

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SNW is comfy, I even like the dyke.

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Feels like they only solved half the mystery.
They got m'hanit to open up and communicate, but all it said was "yeah I meant to do that" and go on it's merry way?