AN "ACCIDENTALLY" COMATOSE WHITE CHEERLEADER WAKES UP IN CURRENT YEAR

>Senior.Year.2022.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.x264-EVO
>Senior.Year.2022.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.x264-EVO
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>A cheerleading stunt gone wrong landed her in a 20-year coma. Now she's 37, newly awake and ready to live out her high school dream: becoming prom queen.

youtube.com/watch?v=HCtDkpe89aY

A REBEL WILSON PRODUCTION

LITERALLY JUST A GENDER-FLIPPED KICKIN' IT OLD SCHOOL

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Why do you make this advertisements for random ass movies? Is this bot or something?

>this is comically fat in 2022

Autism

>shilling a rebel wilson flick
vodfridaybro...

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Damn she looks worse now that she lost weight. Who would’ve thought?

There is nothing more pathetic then trying to cultivate a persona on this anonymous site.

You know what? I'm gonna fucking do it. I'm going to watch this piece of trash movie and I'm going to fucking like it. Sure, I might lose a bunch of brain cells on the way. I might end up turning into a fag or a Jew from watching Netflix. Heck, I might even get the full transgender makeover after this. But you know what? I'll have won.

I think it's because fat actors often have overly large mouths and cheekbones, which look odd on a less fat face but make their fat faces proportional similar to an attractive person of normal weight.

maybe whining about threads designed to discuss films is worse

How do I download the movie

You must do the needful sirs.

it was a really funny joke about backdoor, not gonna watch the movie though

what happened to her face?

rebel loses weight and ends up looking like fuckin jazz KEK

Netflix needs to stop they are worse than asylum

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Has the 00's nostalgia started?

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looks like absolute dogshit.

A 2000s whore enters the modern world to find out she's comparatively not that much of a whore anymore

yeah 'she' does

WHY THE FUCK WOULD A US CHEERLEADER HAVE AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT

>slutty cheerleader angourie rice
uhh nice

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He watches a lot of trash willingly and threads like these are a last resort to discuss said trash. He'll also reply to any post he can to keep the thread alive.

she get nude?

>implying vodfridaybro is one person

i for one like to know what new movies are available for torrenting

rarbg + qbittorrent

She actually produced this so she can live out her fat girl fantasy after getting fit holy fuckin kek

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She's not fat anymore, though.

Wow she looks even more disgustingly jewish now she’s lost wait. PASS!!

Read it again

>2002 was 20 years ago
Jesus fucking christ.

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How is her being fat relevant here? Her weight doesn't seem to play any part in this.

shut up!

>Now she's 37
Sure, whatever you say Rebel.

Isn't this bitch like 45 and famously is known for lying about her age. And did she at least admit to liposuction and stomach stapling, or is she pretending she lost the weight by diet and exercise? Another lie in Rebel's house of cards.

I forgot that she isn't fat anymore

Just think about it for a second my man

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When you were watching stuff on tv 1999 is more out of date now than a show from 1979 was then

she look like a fridge with arms, legs and head

Your post makes no sense, guy. Angry Rice isn't fat either. The premise revolves around her age, not her weight. Nobody fantasizes about being a middle-aged cheerleader, that's the joke.

Lmao fucking retard

>everything I don’t understand is a bot
meds

You don't think Rebel Wilson, who has been a fatty her whole life, had fantasies of being a popular cheerleader in high school? And that now that she's fit and rich and producing a movie with this exact fantasy with a timejump twist since she's 42, this isn't her acting out that fantasy? Wtf are you on

based retard-tier reading comprehension

did you graduate high school? my guess is that you did not.

>angry rice falls asleep and turns into a liposucked flappy stretch marked makeup caked face roastie

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this has to be a bit

>You don't think Rebel Wilson, who has been a fatty her whole life, had fantasies of being a popular cheerleader in high school?
You think people who fantasize about going back to high school and proving everyone wrong imagine themselves going back as their 40something year old selves? I think you've spent too much time on this website and you're interpreting a jokey premise as a literal power fantasy.

i mean i'd rather just watch a shit highschool drama with angy not that fucking deflated whale carcass

I think you sound like a fucking faggot lmao *dabs*

>not even an attempt to prove me wrong
A dumb cunt can't even watch a comedy anymore without feeling culturally attacked. I pity you.

Who is feeling culturally attacked here? Be honest with me, do you have Asperger's?

I saw this trash on the netflix feed and had no clue it was rebel wilson. she's lost a ton of weight

>bit
Redd1t joke

>turns into a bitchy woman in the span of a post
Are you sad because the movie isn't about you? It'd explain your idiotic reasoning.

I will never see her as any person other than Toula. She's typecast hard here in Australia.

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Angry rice

You've been acting like a woman since your first reply bitch nigga *dabs again*

>everyone got to live their life
Shows white woman with nigger
>at the prom, protag is showing off with a nigger at her arm
Yeah ok Netflix, enjoy that fall.

Yeah she still looks like John Candy in drag.

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>rebel fucking wilson
MAN THE HARPOOOOOONS!

>*le meme roleplay*
Fuming already, huh?

you have to go back

are you a retard

>FATTY MAKES IT BIG IN SHOWBIZ
>"I LOVE MY CURVES, I WON'T CHANGE FOR ANYONE"
>HOLLYWOOD (((SUITS))) PUT THEM ON THE TREADMILL AND DIET PLAN
>"FATTY LOOKS UNRECOGNISABLE AFTER SHOCKING NEW WEIGHT LOSS."
>THEY ALWAYS LOOK MISERABLE AND HEAVILY AGED
>FATTY LOOSES ALL HIS/HER CHARM, JUST LOOKS LIKE AN AVERAGE, UGLY PERSON.
>"HELP, ALL MY APPEAL HAS DRAINED FROM MY BODY"
>MANY SUCH CASES.

The jews don't want you thin. Get chubby and crack jokes, watch them squirm.

Humans are the worst thing to happen to the planet earth.
Western culture is the worst thing to happen to humans.
Netflix is the worth thing to happen to Western culture.
This movie is the worst thing to happen Netflix.

We've hit the nadir. Deepest part of the trench.