>wipe my ass
>there's shit on the paper
>wipe it again
>there's shit on the paper
>wipe it again
>no shit on the paper
>wipe it again just to be sure
>there's shit on the paper again
I SUFFER
Wipe my ass
Xavier Watson
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Carson Harris
use water like humans do
Austin Perry
Quintessential mexican post
Justin Cox
iktf
Jace Torres
Use water and eat less beans
Bentley Sanders
Pro tip: stand up, walk a few steps, then sit down and wipe again
Often when this happens it's because there's shit stuck between the inner and outer sphincter. Standing up makes the inner sphincter close up.
Asher Smith
oh
Gabriel Brooks
Same, I spend 40 minutes wiping sometimes
I'll try
Brandon Rodriguez
>what is water
you're supposed to pat dry with the tp, not using it solely to wipe the poo, barbarian
Carter Lewis
the worst kind of svffering mi hermano
Levi Moore
Maybe you need to poop more?
Ryder Watson
Why they giving him dirty looks? Das racist
Austin Campbell
>take shower
>finish shower
>sudden urges to take a dump
I SUFFER
Samuel Bell
sufferin shit svensson comin in with the hypotheses
Levi Nguyen
>wipe
>shit on paper
>wipe
>shit on paper
>wipe
>shit and blood on paper
>wipe
>shit and blood on paper
>wipe
>Just blood on paper
Jack Ortiz
I remember this happening to me at work and I started walking funny and everyone thought I was gay and I had gay sex
Nolan Garcia
happens to me all the time
you get in, get all relaxed and then find your bowels have relaxed a tad too much
get out and shit your guts all over the loo
David Bailey
why don't you guys use bidet (small shower for washing your asses) you don't even have to wipe too
Caleb Lewis
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Isaac Morgan
i wash my ass for a few mins after every shit. no, i am not kidding. it's cope for wishing i had a bidet and i also shave it so the shit just slides out so comfy. pooping aint that messy when you're eating greens/salad before every meal- wish i've known this earlier
Dylan Torres
>develop what i can only describe as acne on my asscrack
What is this and how do i get rid of? i shower every day and clean my ass yet this happens???