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racist bastids

any snooker man in

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really glad i don't have any known italian ancestry but also resent the fact that i'll never be able to join the mafia as a result

The Kino yanks

liz truss is dim

his feud with sting was alri stopped watching tna around the time he was feuding with sabin

Fuck, Marry, Kill
?

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all in here

eh im walkin here

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btw that thing about there being 17 thousand active serial killers in the uk was totally made up by me just to get (You)s and I got my (You)s

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A true classic
Do you like morceaux de pied?

rorke watching hyperborea schizo edits on /wsg/

all bad

but fuck dorries, marry mordaunt (and fuck her), kill truss

Dad (57) is now dating a woman three years younger than me (24, I'm 27).

Marry Penny
Kill Truss
Fuck Dorries

The man who ruined Cinemassacre.

“I’m cold,” Snowden moaned. “I’m cold.”
“You’re going to be all right, kid,” Yossarian assured him, patting his
arm comfortingly. “Everything’s under control.”
Snowden shook his head feebly. “I’m cold,” he repeated, with eyes as
dull and blind as stone. “I’m cold.”
“There, there,” said Yossarian. . . .” There, there . . . . ”

Snowden kept shaking his head and pointed at last, with just the barest
movement of his chin, down toward his armpit . . . . Yossarian ripped
open the snaps of Snowden’s fl ak suit and heard himself scream wildly
as Snowden’s insides slithered down to the fl oor in a soggy pile and just
kept dripping out.

“I’m cold,” Snowden whimpered. “I’m cold.”
“There, there,” Yossarian mumbled mechanically in a voice too low
to be heard. “There, there.”

“I’m cold,” Snowden said. “I’m cold.”
“There, there,” said Yossarian. “There, there.” He pulled the rip cord
of Snowden’s parachute and covered his body with the white nylon
sheets.
“I’m cold.”
“There, there.”

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whatever happened to edward snowden?

so fucking peng

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Yeah she’s retarded but she got into Oxford without going to a posh private school so there must be something going on in there, maybe she’s just a hard worker (want her to work my hard cock)

isn't barney for children?

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wish my computer was comfy to sit at

you guys really don't understand the meaning of that gesture, don't you?

>maths

Still in russia isnt he?

expected the canadian flag

don't reply to it

for me it is pretty girls dancing in sci fi outfits

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he lives in Russia but keeps a low profile especially after all the war stuff which he opposes

S U N D A Y
U
N
D
A
Y

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So is the simpsons

i love eating worms
they make me feel so good

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you say mathematic do you?

Don't. You'll trigger that one mlp schizo.

this one is inspirational
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why do you mammoni speak with hands?

EYYYYYY I'M WALKIN ERE

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Rekt

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>Will Wragg
>Video exists of three males urinating on him
Why the fuck are Tories so utterly fucked in the head?

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on the slots again

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that scran looks PENG
girl is mid
drink? probably ok

Obviously a smear campaign against Mummy Mordaunt orchestrated by that paki midge

Badenoch femdom story

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he needs to post her socials

math
but mathematics
makes perfect sense

Sometimes I genuinely wish I could just be an autistic retard and at my happiest surrounded by some random thing I’m obsessed with

IT'S OVER

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how rich is he?

kino

for me its fuck, kill, marry

desu i'm jealous that he's able to get that excited about anything, proper anhedonic freak i am

faker than jenna jameson's tits

see Full dossier on Tory sexual maniacs

look how happy that qt bloodsucking jewess is for him
I want one

>sexy milf candidate for PM
>she's called MordAUNT
Fire the writers

any peng female footballers in?

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>no gf who cares about me enough to buy cute presents

hate it lads

I like how Kwasi's on there twice but doesn't have his own row

actually i'd be happy to lower my IQ to 110-120 levels.

You start.

i always assumed it was his sister but idk

>French sounding surname
Norman yoke. Get yourselves a Saxon PM.

chud moment

birds in mismatched lingerie

PHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

wild
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Kwasi Kwarteng must have BLACKED half of the female tories.

It's only whites (and jews).
Probably written by Kwasi

Need to sniff Emma Watson's farts.

Lingerie is for women, not birds.

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Hopefully my parent's friends have gone so I can scurry downstairs and feast on the leftover snacks

Why do blonde female tories love getting BLACKED so much?

Under 10M net worth by my reckoning but probably won't know until he dies.

Mum divorced him when I was six and raised me, though he paid for my education.

Kwasi still simping for Liz all these years later. Reckon she's got him on strings desu

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If it's going to be anyone it's going to be Truss. There are consistent rumours about her weird sexual lifestyle as well as the Chief Whip list posted above. If Mordaunt engages in such a lifestyle, she's kept it very discreet as far as we know.
That being said I am interested to see if that "dirt" in the Sunday papers rumour regarding her was genuine, the actual nature of the dirt was never said I don't think so it could be anything.

dat pussy is absolute fire

>at a time when households are stretched
Quitting Any Forums forever because of the image which immediately came to mind when I read this

ate too much and my tummy hurts

why does this keep happening to me?

just found a grain of rice in my foreskin

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BORIS YOU LIAR
WE NEVER GOT THE HK GFS

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>impregnated former researcher and made her have an abortion
ktim

Mordaunt's unmarried and hasn't been in a public relationship for most of her time as a politician. Absolutely definite she's getting up to some freakish shit behind closed doors. Would bet good money on her being a lesbian given her history of LGBT activism.

god I'm so alone

Pooed a poI and then my arse sucked it back up again and then I coomed. The fuck is wrong with me

hadrian would settle for nothing less than the complete destruction of judea

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they all just went to australia fuck sake
boris ordered another 500k men from islamabad instead
it's over

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:)

Just did mate but have another.

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why isn't it a japanese girl?

graves: The funny thing was you went home on leave for six weeks, or six days, but the idea of being and staying at home was awful because you were with people who didn’t understand what this was all about.
[leslie] smith: Didn’t you want to tell them?
graves: You couldn’t: you can’t communicate noise. Noise never stopped for one moment—ever.

Speaking of the sights and sounds on the Somme in September, 1916, Alexander Aitken writes: “The road here and the ground to either side were strewn with bodies, some motionless, some not. Cries and groans, prayers, imprecations, reached me. I once wrote it all down, only to discover that horror, truthfully described, weakens to the merely clinical.”

Actually, the war was much worse than any description of it possible in the twenties or thirties could suggest. Or, of course, while it was going on. Lloyd George knew this at the time. “The thing is horrible,” he said, “and beyond human nature to bear." He was convinced that if the war could once be described in accurate language, people would insist that it be stopped. “But of course they don’t—and can’t know. The correspondents don’t write and the censorship wouldn’t pass the truth."

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the woman loves him so much
blessed guy

ana is better than japanese girls

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did a sloppy job of it

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youtube.com/watch?v=1PsE_avEWlQ

>nooo you cant take your personal trainer to the cinema
ill ask again, though, how much are PAs per year?

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Hugh O'Leary, the biggest cuck in Westminster

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Twas Rishi
got the footage right here

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Came to the conclusion I have autism. Any fellow autismo’s in. How do I get rid of it. How do I use it to my advantage

most personal trainers are a waste of money and have no idea what they're talking about, even the ones with degrees in sports science and nutrition are mostly clueless

first friday night in a while where im not drinking

kek

Look like siblings

GIWTWM

he got 600k jews
he did all he could

bruh

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get trump elected in 2024

but what about a personal assistant? but anyways goodnight ifyoure lucky im gawn bed

is that the girl that shot at youtube headquarters?

but at the least they'll force you to do the work

The first trex scene in jurassic park is amazing, im just going to say it lads, steven spielberg is VERY talented in the art of filmmaking

Sure but with her being high profile as she is you would have expected some rumours. Literally the only thing sexual I've heard about her are the weird mummy mong spammers here. Liz Truss's rumours have been around since before she was even an MP: theguardian.com/politics/2009/nov/16/conservative-candidate-elizabeth-truss-kept
She's either extremely good at keeping her lifestyle a secret or Truss is just extremely incompetent.

Die out
derpibooru.org/2217720

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wish I understood nutrition
if I weight 80kg and eat 1kg of chicken I will weigh 81kg right? but can I exceed that? if I ate 1kg of peanut butter or something?

whats the point of being alive? i make more than enough money

That's not Rishi, he's too tall.