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mutts represent!

thunder thighs aha

look at the size of her
more like pie minister

samefag + american
samefag american

american outing himself as in a different timezone. no idea why it has the british flag on
samefag + american
samefag american

>Society
indeed

gonna do a naked hotel wank?

>Mordaunt isn't fit to be a Any Forums janitor, never mind prime minister

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any red lads in?

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lots of drugs and arse-wanking, yes

Take the safety razor pill. Stop wasting your money on overpriced cartridges when you can buy a pack of 100 de blades for £10

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lol your hands will be covered in poo lmao

please be careful with the shadowpeople. even if you "want to be them" or whatever other deranged shit you want to try and do, just be careful lad
voting for ALL is a great alternative to voting NONE. it does the same either way

you can also vote ALL (until the political party people make it better for us, to earn our vote)

you’re so vain. you probably think this post is about you

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>US
>anglosphere
Hope you’re not serious

>anglosphere
>relevant

i use a philips oneblade

vile right wing website

i buy a pack of 1000 reusable bic razors every 5 years

Remember to not vote at all
Remember to concede your vote

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>paralegal
>london
>£27k

lmao the state of this retard and country

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Are they really REALLY using fucking Fahrenheit

bet russia is loving all this political turmoil in westminster

yeah.

my office day and toilstein is making us come in despite it being 40C

just use a hair razor on zero
every man looks better with stubble

Jimmer pell Mikel. Bond jure amigo uno pinto au revoir, grassy arse

Corr she'd get my vote

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>27 year old

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the older generations still use it. metric is a fairly recent thing in the uk

Is Ireland in the Anglosphere?

just become a software dev
all the salarymongs are software devs

i like to keep a light stubble, i just take the electric razor and put it on the lowest setting. does the trick

does your office not have ac you'd surely be cooler there

yeah but not by choice

>she

lovely saturday morning here in sunny bruceland, going to spend the day contemplating how much i hate niggers

Cycling is more fun than driving

took it long ago
i like derby premium blades, good cut, dureable

with that gut? she can't even run a 5k never minds the country

The older generations are fucking racists mate

not technically but you may as well be.
cant think of any significant difference between us aside from currency. you lads can even join our army no questions asked if you want

big fan of muammar gaddafi

reading about the einstein field equations
might do a cheeky study scran this saturday evening

yes and?

happier than the americans, with what he has
very sad he sets himself an "allowance"
doesnt need it, has his thing though
27K £/yr is fucking grim
theres a certain man that wouldnt stand for this (because he wouldnt want it)

your "allowance" (you fucking child) isnt or shouldnt include at all "petrol" you spas

they use kilometre rather than miles
utter freaks

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any older generations in?

right
going for a 6th scotch egg
cant stop myself
its too hot to sleep so i must eat

>200,000 properties in England could be underwater by 2050 due to rising sea levels. The country could face around 14 inches (35cm) of sea level rise compared to historic levels within 30 years and an almost certain level rise of 1m by the end of the century, researchers report.

right lads, how do we sort this

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Mad how we're getting women's football rammed down our throats despite no-one asking for it. Someone somewhere took a decision that the chuds WILL like women's football.
Mad how a black criminal dies thousands of miles away and suddenly every third person on our tv has to be black, presenting a grotesque distortion of reality.
Can anyone think of anymore "mad hows"?

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