/brit/

*leaves house*
*crosses the road*
*walks in a straight line to my death*

would love to see her exposed minge

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For me it's the pine marten

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Thoughts on Bella Poarch?

V mans dangerous V
^ mans dangerous ^

you have a piss fetish don't you

I DID MY TIME AND I WANT OUT

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should go on the piss instead
get the pints in

There's a rumour going around that Liz Truss has a QoS tattoo on her arsecheek.

oh moy gawd the merdock medeor

It's actually mad to me the next leader of the tories won't be a white man

Labour did all that shit and their leaders have all been white man -> white man -> white man -> white man -> white man -> white man -> white man -> white man

Maybe the tories are onto something

>All three of them seem to be saying that trans woman are vulnerable people who can live their lives as they want, and legally can be considered women, but aren’t biologically women.
mad how thats a controversial thing to say

Be nice if Penny Mordaunt would wank me off whilst telling me how much of an unredeemable cunt I am

had a toy of one of these as a young and couldnt work out what it was thought it was made up

Quite like Kemi
Quite like Tom
Indifferent to PM
Rishi and Truss make my blood boil

Middle English was fucking kino

'fysshynge' looks so much more aesthetic than 'fishing'

there's a rumour that black cunts smell like shit

beer has two temperatures: frosty and piss.
if you dare to hand me a tin of piss I'll clobber you simple as

watching xavier renegade angel.

funny but fucking bizarre. how the hell did they write this.

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mutt post

Don't know why the Ushanka became the hat most associated with the USSR/communism when the Budenovka is much better.

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greng

what doth life?

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who is this black woman running for PM
literally never heard of her before

>and legally can be considered women,
unless you chop the dick this shouldn't be allowed

Penny Mordaunt bouncing on your cock. Every thrust reaches your balls whilst her fat tits swing in front of you. You suckle them. You bite her nipples. You start gently kissing her lips then your tongue enters her mouth whilst you aggressively massage her tits. All this happening simultaneously whilst she's still hanging on your nob. The ecstasy is too much. You ejaculate inside her too early. Shes smiles and kisses you on the mouth. She's your PM.

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>congratulations on making it through interview #17, we now invite you to assessment day 1/3 in which you will play multiple fun games and do lots of tests!

graduatetoil truly is hell

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Is it a legal requirement for Channel 4 to only hire incompetent journalists? I swear this Paki is notoriously shit at interviews and now he's interviewing the future pm and making a pigs ear of that too.

our soon to be leaders
immigrants and women discussing trannies

britain is finished

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hope this anti-white cunt dies

of course you haven't pleb
back to your fifa games and love island

Woman and equalities minister, which is a fucking absurd titlee.

>Penny, Tom and Liz Truss are all 100% English

that is actually repulsive

If you don't literally believe "the moment someone identifies as a woman they are magically identical to someone who was born a woman", leftypols think you are transphobic and bigoted.

It's so fucking obvious that Krisnan favours Rishi

trannies only briefly mentioned so far as an example of penny mordaunts flipflopping

arielle for PM

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fucking knew he was a london wanker
fucking state of london. as bad as manchester desu
wankers
imagine going to live in some city you werent born in an talking about how "locals mind their own business and dont react, dont call the police". thinking you know better when youre not from there and could, should fuck off

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suckling, suckholding, and fucksucking a fat pig bitch (your MUM!!!)

Prosperity pulled from that which is fallow. Progress marches on

need to see one in the british wild me

Tom Tugendhat is Jewish.

It’s like a badger crossed with a fox. Where are these from?

not bent but would gladly shag this guy

me at the start of 2022
keep at it lad
Spoke to a lad today in his 30s who had been to America, worked for ARUP, worked for BP, got a 1st in a masters - still went 6 months unemployed.
Absolutely baffling
But now that I actually have the job I'm being treated absurdly well (better than I deserve)
Quite the contrast

So glad my politicians are working hard on the important issues of trans rights while I have to choose between food and heating

only had 2 interviews for my current job a year ago
on 100k now as well

youtube.com/watch?v=QJxxiCJCbUM

Tom's half-French and also part-Jewish

Wasn't he the one that pissed off Quentin Tarantino?

If you remember the last tory leadership elections we had that fucking woman on BBC who was dreadful.

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mad how weans today grow up with their whole lives like this

but he's a friend of the muslims

dont like the timbre of liz trusses voice

they have them in scotland I think, or they reintroduced them recently maybe

Rishi scalping these fools rn

>UK corporate tax rate is 19%
>Far left Jeremy Corbyn wanted to increase Corporation Tax to 26%
>Next April the Tories are increasing it to 25%

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would pick rory stewart over any of the jabronis on the stage right now

nah he brought up robert downoid junior's drug history and he walked out

the BBC is utter shite fucking hate it

this is the most dire leadership race in history
all of them would be a complete disaster as PM
this country is absolutely fucked

thats not a very difficult choice mate

Cute little fella isn’t he. Wouldn’t mind having one of these

Tom just molested Rishi on stage
Rishi absolutely rattled

>rishi cut him off

Government should just run a larger deficit.
No more tax raises or spending cuts.

rorke working overtime to memoryhole this one

Corbyn was right

CHIMP OUT

The fact Rishi was so close to Boris will ultimately be his undoing

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rorke is now all in on the kill the rich train mate

standard of UK politicians is absolutely horrific right now
it's not particularly great anywhere else by the sounds of it either

youtu.be/YR9bpAdUiVs?t=12
me watching this debate knowing one of these people will be our next PM

About the IRA or about the Falklands?

It was him
uk.news.yahoo.com/news/quentin-tarantinos-angry-rant-tv-interview-220700173.html
What a 'journalist'

fully support this idea

PM4PM, that's nailed it for me. Problem is if she becomes PM, my chances of shagging her go down.

Well, rorke?

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>inflation double digits
>Tory leadership contest talking about tranners
This is fine

lol, it was definitely him with robert downy junior as well then

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every time a big housing development is announced in my city its always student flats lol

bilderbergmeetings.org/press/press-release/participants

Fleming, Jeremy (GBR), Director, British Government Communications Headquarters

Gove, Michael (GBR), Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Cabinet Office

Hassabis, Demis (GBR), CEO and Founder, DeepMind

Joshi, Shashank (GBR), Defence Editor, The Economist

Lammy, David (GBR), Shadow Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs, House of Commons - kept that quiet didn't he

Looney, Bernard (GBR), CEO, BP plc

Minton Beddoes, Zanny (GBR), Editor-in-Chief, The Economist

Rachman, Gideon (GBR), Chief Foreign Affairs Commentator, The Financial Times

Sawers, John (GBR), Executive Chairman, Newbridge Advisory Ltd.

Sedwill, Mark (GBR), Chairman, Atlantic Futures Forum

Suleyman, Mustafa (GBR), CEO, Inflection AI

Tugendhat, Tom (GBR), MP; Chair Foreign Affairs Committee, House of Commons

Walmsley, Emma (GBR), CEO, GlaxoSmithKline plc

imagine if this black woman became PM
she sounds like a fucking retarded mong

kinell tom is an applause machine

About trannies

The Falklands
We've no right to have them. They only serve as a reminder of our horrible colonial past

>bazza from the local batters some malnutritioned pajeet to win gold in boxing
Would be kino

>The "Conservative" party imports more immigrants than Labour

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And then knifed Johnson will also damage Sunak

Tom sounds extraordinarily eloquent
For the lad that's getting kicked out next he sounds the best out of all 5 of them desu

hate

Rishi and Kemi are the only candidates on the stage who look even mildly competent.

Tom is trying but he seems overly rehearsed and fake desu.

>Bernard Looney
Can't be real

Penny Mordant has my vote on behalf of being a literal who
Rishi "Thatacher" Sunak and Lizz "war on woke" Truss would be worse

Why the fuck do people want us to be transgender so badly?
It doesn't make a lick of sense.

id rate this bait 0/10 but i reckon some idiot will fall for it

They only build flats in London that all go for £500,000 in a shithole

Gove has to be the slimiest cunt in parliament.

kemi's getting a cabinet position after tonight

Reckon the crowd are all rushing up to suck him off during the advert break.

penny's getting in position on my cabinet after tonight

Well, if you put your money in gold now you’ll be able to buy a house for half of what they’re worth currently in the next 5 years. The euro is going to collapse. Inflation is through the roof and they’re printing more. US economy is extremely unhealthy. Buy gold. Thank me later

Have they talked about immigration? You know the issue that's number one on the public's agenda?

still voting NONE

This would be cracking bait if you threw this in /britpol/

>Micheal Gove AND David Lammy
the so-called "most loyal opposition"

Umm no sweetie
Trans people are born that way x

stop whining and just do it

rorke be like
>I can't believe that politicians are going to these secret underground meetings to plot the downfall of the west
The reality be like
>these meetings have a fully published guest list

Kemi keeps hesitating too much desu
Quite poor when the main hitting point against her will be inexperience
Rishi is a bit robotic from my POV. Bit too ingratiating for my liking too.

I think Penny seems like the most stable choice, I can overlook the trannies. I don't trust Rishi, Truss is unpredictable and a bit thick. Tom seems alri but is too much of a literal who and the same with Kemi.

nearly had one of these at work today

if a woman or a paki ever becomes PM then I'm moving to wales

Mental how he raped a disabled girl and killed a small child.

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>tfw non-white but prefer the white candidate
go tom

are you watching the same broadcast as the rest of us?

Think they took boxing out of the Olympics lad

based my mummy lives in wales

David Lammy is a complete jebend. Imagine if Labour got in and we had him as a foreign secretary.

His sister is a BBC journalist and infamously attacked the Brexit protestors at parliament for being 'very white'.

Yeah, she's not Prime Minister material but she could definitely have a high-ranking cabinet job under whoever wins.

the two literal whos are less treacherous though
definitely don't trust penny but liz is worse

he's jewish and hates white people
is that why you like him?

thoughts on moving to liverpool?
want to be surrounded by english lads not foreign freaks

SERSHA
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lol god i hope these cunts get what's coming to them in the next few years

ai gru op in naijiria

>not using a tissue
If they're literal whos they won't get to the final two.

>kemi raised in Nigeria
Would she be our first foreign-born PM?

i remember kemi badenoch ripping dawn butler a new one in the commons about "systemic racism"
she's based

>he's jewish
wat

>scousers
>english

Liverpool is like 30% Irish people
not even counting Irish heritage, people from Ireland

>>want to be surrounded by english lads
good luck with that

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leftypol earning £100,000/year and renting a 1 bed flat in dagenham for £1800/month

but it would be better if they did

boris born in new york desu desu 2bh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Tugendhat,_Baron_Tugendhat

He's a schizo, ignore him.

No I just checked, she was born here and raised in Nigeria.

She was born in Wimbledon.
And no, Andrew Bonar Law was literally Canadian born and raised if I recall correctly.

Penny Mordaunt but she’s got your penis in a vice grip whilst she tells you you’ll never be able to afford a house and that you should just give up on all your ambitions now

40 degrees next week
what a disgrace
what a fooking disgrace

ksuuuuu

Boris was BORN IN THE USA YEAHHH!

>hates white people
Any proof of this or is it all in your head?

No Boris was born in New York

>we also need to build more nuclear warheads to fire at Russia
BASED TRUSS

dont like liz trusses eyebrows

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>early life
every time

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Tom Tugendhat - Jewish
Penny Mordaunt - Jewish
Liz Truss - Jewish
Rishi Sunak - Jewish
Kemi Badenoch - Jewish

on a night out in a squat rave
with my mates when we were young
and we're all pinging off the jellies
or rubbing powder on our gums
next to geezers having seizures
we cut shapes beneath the lights
the djs blaring anthems
we aint going home tonight

as the creatures stagger past me
gurning, staring into space
i have a breather in the khazi
my ears are buzzing from the bass
a friend of mine racks up a line
and says 'bruv this gears insane'
so with a rolled up score off his iphone 9
i sniffed the line away
well it hit me like a rocket
i said 'oi i cant feel my tongue
this gear is double powerful
my face is going numb'
but every word of speech is slurred
and as my legs begin to sway
he says 'that werent a line of bugle bruv
that was a line of K'

Things could have been better but you chose landlords and CEOs over your own class

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so excited for a womfy christmastime again already, december is honestly the best month of the year no cap fr fr

is the aussie that "doesnt smoke weed but a ffew times a year and in massive amounts" still here

Tugendhat banging on about Russia for literally no reason.

“What does this have to do with football?” he wrote in the piece. “A lot. The word “Scouse” is an insult that was reappropriated by those it was used against. In the poorest areas of Liverpool, a century ago, the malnourished residents - who were children of immigrants and who mainly identified as Irish - relied on soup kitchens and cheap street vendors for food. What they were served was ‘Scouse’, a watery stew.

Is having a Jew as PM good or bad? Surely if they control the world then that gives us more power, and their skill at being jewish means we'll end up rich.

Reckon I would be welcomed among the Igbo

*stars shaking my hips*

I hate this Guru-Murthy. He’s arrogant and he always dictates the conversation his way and into traps that he’s set. Interviewers should be impartial and I’ve never felt that he is. He’s disingenuous

addicted to tiktok
man was not made to see so many pretty girls in a constant stream

shakira shakira

imagine bending over for billionaire media moguls
grim desu
corbyn wasn't perfect but he's a lot better than these freaks on stage right now

i dont trust him and plus he said something about walt disney. or maybe i did. but i dont trust him because of that and just in general. still not voting (for anyone), its just, sorry, im just, you know, im not going to vote!
i know, i know... its just im not going to do it (vote, that is). oops! haha! no, but im not voting though

My mate sniffed her bumhole outside Wilkos in Skegness

>Is having a Jew as PM good or bad?
Not really working out for them

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why do rorkes love russia so much? it's a shithole

kekkk

So obvious he favours Rishi

rorkes love britain and that's it

sucking a pink grapefruit elfbar

I think every 4 images they should switch the front camera on so you look at your own face and get so repulsed you put the phone down.

vm.tiktok.com/ZMNmjF9d2/
need this little freak putting down

listen, retards.
EPCOT would have worked
we needed to have had elected wal disney
walt disney for president + PM + king
king of EPCOT world
fights for the working class man and the lower class
lower class to the copper mines
WALT DISNEY for PM

also has the best army solution

“Scouser was a pejorative term used to mock the poorest. When “Feed the Scousers” echoes around stadiums it is expressing a deep folk memory that is imbued with anti-migrant and anti-Irish sentiment. Those chanting it may not be conscious of the history but the driving forces for their behaviour can be traced back down many decades.

Nowhere else is poverty sneered at in this way by outsiders. No one sings “Feed the Geordies” or “Feed the Mancs” even though other places have much more deprived areas.”