Wiping your ass with paper towel

What's the appeal of it? Why not use a bidet and become a civilized human being?

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I have just been using this old towel in the corner of my bathroom, it's been like 3 years and I think I will have to replace it soon

I remove the excess with my ands and take a shower after

I dont want to touch poo with hand
Also washing butt in toilet seat is cumbersome and stained water spills everywhere so I just wipe with paper and wash in shower

That's fine and all if you're at home but what if you took a shit while you're out at the mall for example?

Post pics.

Theres no mall in my city
Library has toilet, I once peed there

how does just getting your butthole wet clean it?

The water pressure is high so sometime when it hits the ass it can hurt but it does make the ass clean

Jesus indog posters are so retarded. I remember when i played SAMP like 10 years ago indogs were the most autistic players.

starts w paper towel
ends w bidet or shower
retard

Because it's easier and quicker to just use wet wipes.

That definitely does not happen here if you want to clean your arse with water you need to get your hands dirty

It's not, unless you're a twink who only drinks juices

>this triggers the non-American

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>you sit
>take a shit
>turn on the bidet
>let the bidet clean your ass
Your hands only touch the bidet switch. How does that make your hand dirty?

I'm a fat man who eats kebabs and sausage rolls.

The water doesnt clean your ass it just makes it wet

Maybe the pressure on your bidet is wrong. It works like a pressure washer you know, when it hits the shit, it just comes off and therefore the ass is clean

Same

Thats why I said

This is also why bidet is colloquially called pillupuhelin (pussy phone) because only women use it to clean theyr pussy

this

you'll definitely get some nice (You)s from it

But toilet papers can’t clean inside your poophole and leftover poop will stain your dick when you have anal sex

I thank God for living in a bidet country. Can't imagine how shitassoids cope with their paper only "hygiene"

Not everyone is gay
>straight people have anal sex too
Repressed gays maybe. Why would you put your penis in a poophole when theres a hole made for your dick right under it?

knowing the pain it causes the girl and watching her wince OF COURSE

Are there bidets that clean with soap too?

It's only because they've never seriously tried it
Every foreigner I've hosted in my house converted right away because it's objectively the best option

is this why thirdies smell like shit

You tell me, Ahmed