Tourists are flooding my country again

>"OMG user YOUR CITY IS SO BEAUTIFUL"
>proceeds to shit it up and leave trash around everywhere

Whenever tourists say they love Lisbon I wonder what dystopian shithole they could possibly live in

you WILL serve me uno beero
you WILL loosen the nuts & bolts on your balconies
you WILL take me to the eiffel tower

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Beero johao

I cant take it anymore. Working in tourism is trully eternal suffering

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Un beero poor favour

Its cerveja fucking retard.

I'm going to the Canary Islands later this year. Any Iberian twinks wanna hangout and have fun for two weeks with a 190cm, 95kg muscular anglo? Asking for a friend of course..haha...

Uno beero por favor

*treats portuguese servants like shit when I'm on holiday*
estudasses

So Ethan is going for round 3? That madlad just never learns.

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>estudasses
what does it mean

british people here give really big tips and are pretty friendly so you guys are good in my book
you seem to act like huge assholes in spain for some reason tho

Beero Paco pour favour

>Its cerveja fucking retard.

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>estudasses
KEEEEEEEK

One of the oldest Portuguese memes.
It involves a university teacher and girls giving anal to pass the exams.
>it hurts, teacher
>eheh, should have studied

i have never meet a single australian in my life

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