How can I seduce a chubby German princess and marry her?

How can I seduce a chubby German princess and marry her?

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Start saying things like, wallah brudi or alhamdulilah habibi and its a done deal.

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Just be a nigger

sauce?

just be turkish

I wonder how she’ll adapt to ageing

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Made for BKC (big kanack cock)

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she won't also she already looks like shit irl because no anglefrauding and no filters

Does that mean she’ll have low standards?

>tfw no pudgy white wife to carry my offspring
I suffer.

What about Mexicans?

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no she still has an inflated ego thanks to simps like you

I’m not a wimp I just have a preference

Does she have any content online getting fucked yes or no

Who is this? Is there more?

laaureng

I will never have a gf this hot and young (esp. the latter since I'm an oldfag). Sad!
That being said she is
>not a blonde
>not German
In fact, she looks very American (which isn't a bad thing). A qt Kraut-Mick-Anglo mutt.
>tfw no hot blonde American gf to wrestle with in the sand on a California beach
It's bad, guys.
Do American hotties have a fetish for Euro guys (even if I don't have an accent)?

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>Do American hotties have a fetish for Euro guys
you get a 10% buff for being foreign

do they like eastern europeans/slavs/hungarian chuds?