Why do Americans hate cycling so much?

Why do Americans hate cycling so much?

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do people really wear helmets on bikes? what a bunch of fags

this is really funny

The 6 speed in the garage is a piece of shit
The cars a piece of shit too but it's easier and I have twig legs

based kelly

Of course. I fell off my bike well biking recently and I shudder to think what could have happened if I hadn't been wearing my helmet. Your skull isn't impervious.

Greedy cycling bastards. Feed the poor motorists!

based bikechads

why do americans hate walking and cycling ?
dont they want to lose weight ?
they literally have perfect biking landscape

>they literally have perfect biking landscape
lol no one tell him

I still don't understand if people actually like this guy and his ironic sense of humor or if the praises are also ironic.

Here in the midwest that's true.

I think he's genuinely funny. Some of them are hit or miss but he's got some absolute bangers like the guy buying a porn mag of black chicks and the clerk praising him while Martin Luther King fells a tear smiling down at him for ending racism.

No one wears a helmet here

Why though? They serve an important function.

Nothing dries up pussy faster in America than riding a bike over the age of 15. You need to at least switch to a motorcycle after that.

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How do you even fall of a bicicleta headfirst except when some m*torists scoops you.

they are just political satire
no need to look at them with le multiple layers of irony

This has to be edited, people can't be that oblivious that they don't see someone falling under their car, I can't imagine it.

I hit a bump that caused my hands to come off my handlebars and my front wheel spun. Was not fun but thankfully I wasn't seriously hurt.

Whenever I've frontspun my hands reflex caught my body falling so my head stayed safe. Human reflexes are pretty good at catching yourself and protecting your head, I see no reason to wear a helmet.

I don't understand. Why did he put that bag on that guy's car.

Here in the US, the work involved in getting out of your car is liable to give you a heart attack. You do it as little as you can. Said driver weighted the risks and hoped the person didn't fall under her wheel. I mean, what's worse, dying of a heart attack or being charged with manslaughter.

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