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nocellara olive edition

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not very british tbqhwyf

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> olive lad on a mad one tonight
> hasn’t once mentioned the true king of olives

KALAMATA
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anime

wanking to WMBF
contrast of skin colour is so hot

wish we had olives here

i did a kalmata edition earlier iirc
nice and meaty it was

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this is now 2006 /brit/

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>contrast of skin colour is so hot
this but age gap

Any other just sick of it all man in

everything is british since we conquered the world

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Yanks don’t have olives?

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t. rishi sunak
the true Hinjew ruler of the United Kingdom

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had a little cry
Fatboy Slim - Sunset (Bird of Prey)

cor love olives me

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Back problems for life

that wink at the end was very masculine, very blokey
women don't blink like that with the slight head turn
it reads as a male mannerism

iktfb

ah yes, rotatedev

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no :(

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Got my arse out. The fan is beating upon it

what the fuck is your problem you miserable cunts?
everyone here should know soulja boy since 90% of /brit/ was either in primary or secondary school when it came out, and the remaining 10% who are older would know remember it from how famous it was

feels

let out a wet dribbly fart so the fan cools down your legs

those aren't olives, those are raisins! you silly billy

had swamp arse all day
have swamp arse right now
falling asleep before it turns bright is going to be a challenge with no tablets

hate zoomer

seems like the amount of genuinely cynical yet smart politicians in the UK is far greater than in the US

I honestly despise chewing gum, it's so fucking disgusting being around people just smacking their fucking fat ugly jaws up and down on that stuff.

t. povo

>genuinely cynical
yes
>smart
no

lad i work with does it almost daily, although for him it's nicotine gum since he's trying to quit smoking cigs

Do the politicians in the USA all come from the Ivy League? I read Harvard has a lot of alumni that became presidents

>massive inflation
>overpriced housing
>stagnant wages
Future not looking too bright

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oh i think we have you beat in terms of genuinely cynical pols but most of ours are also morons

what does knowing soulja boy have to do with poverty? literally every kid no matter their wealth status knew the song

>literally every kid no matter their wealth status knew the song
every kid who got free dinners?

Stop it lad, you’re just being argumentative for nothing. Everyone knows the song

iirc only ~15 percent of those currently serving or elected to Congress went to an Ivy League schools for their first degree

I acually sold loads of oil to Gazprom but didn't take any money
Now they're my bank.

>are also morons
don't confuse sociopathy with being morons.
When you look at policies and decisions made by these people - if you look at it in the lens of them trying to extract value from the system, manipulate and exploit people and high levels; then you'll see it's about power and money.

Hello lads.

Cracking open the cider brandy.

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just farming (youuuuuuu) s
:^)

I honestly don't know who or what a 'soulija boy' is.

mad how wrecking balls are actual real things used to demolish buildings, and not simply the invention of a cartoonist.

it is when you superman that ho (whore)

Just received the July security update on my S21 lads.

turn my swag on

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howling

if you don't know soulja boy you're either a literal grandad who needs to take his meds or a literal child who should FOLC

(NOW WATCH ME YOOOOOOOOOOO)

CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY

(NOW WATCH ME YOOOOOOOOOOO)

CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY

(NOW WATCH ME YOOOOOOOOOOO)

CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY

(NOW WATCH ME YOOOOOOOOOOO)

CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY

Got piles from wanking too much again lads, don't shove stuff up there it's just when I wank I clench my bum really hard and it causes piles haha