alfonso olive edition
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visited an escort last night and she accidentally farted about 20 minutes in - completely ruined the vibe and i left a few minutes after.
this ever happen to anyone else?
>mfw it was a wet fart
poo
The truth is... The game was rigged from the start.
big fan of thailand you get the benefit of the sun, peng beaches, cheap drinks, cheap accommodation, peng eastern europeans, LOTS of australian slags
quite literally everything a bloke like me could ask for
the eating of the apple by the first man and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race
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Heather put on a dress for you guys
All the girls in this video are virgins except for the Argentine girl who's a whore
went like 10 years ago and loved it. heard its overcrowded and not that cheap these days
posting under the lad line me
6 cheese nuggets in the oven.
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you already posted this in the last thread, it was shit then too
*starts crying, wanking, pooing, vomitting, burping, sneezing, pissing and yawning at the same time*
grow up
The images of barbarism and inhumanity in Melilla, on the Spanish-Moroccan border, are a modern crime of the so-called “progressive” imperialism of Europe.
The same forces that for centuries plundered the wealth of African countries and exploited its peoples as slaves, today kill hundreds of uprooted people in live transmission in cold blood.
The EU and the governments that cut the wages of Europe’s workers, impose barbaric anti-peoples’ policies, persecute those who resist and attack democratic and trade union rights within their own countries, also try to target the poor and oppressed of other countries, and cultivate racism to hide their brutal anti-workers’ policies.
This heinous crime also reveals the dangerous role of various forces in the unions that try to trap the workers of Greece and Europe in false dilemmas and turn the workers’ movement into a support mechanism for various so-called “progressive” or “left” governments. The peoples on the borders of Europe, Spain, Greece, Italy, we experience from governments of all shades the targeting of refugees and migrants as “invaders” and “hybrid threat”. As we experience, respectively, the targeting of workers’ struggles as a “danger to the economy.”
The timing of the crime in Melilla and the cynical statements of the so-called “progressive” Prime Minister of Spain with the NATO summit in Madrid, is an additional reminder of NATO’s role in “protecting the people”. Another page in the Black Book on the crimes of European imperialism against the peoples.
The working class of the world is not divided by borders, color, religion, sex or race. We are united by the common struggle against poverty, unemployment, uprooting. The common struggle against the system that breeds poverty and war.
all of the blueberries in this packet are sour
pootose intolerance doing me in
having a squirt
good effort mate, here's a (You) for making me laugh
pooberries
im going to post it in the next thread too
a cornetto for me de lid
Leftypol huffing his Dad's dirty boxers. Sick shit.
why are french so insufferable?
you'll get a fat back eating ice cream at this time of night
*grows up*
uhhhh now what?
you'll do no such thing, unless you want to be chastised further
appreciate it mate
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its still cheap but theres more up market areas if you want it, for me its the hotel pool parties with happy hour double strength cocktails corrrrr proper party starter that
Need a proper high speed rail in this country
asalaam alaikum brit
Need a new asmrfu lads, any suggestions?
the scrandemic as it were
the pubic skidmark as it were
If this image makes you mad or annoys you, you are a weird virgin freak
bet his bumhole is reeking
which one is the confederate side but for britan
Are (You) enjoying your summer?
almost drowned while drinking my tea just now
fresh ktim
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'It was made, and it had not been destroyed,' said Gandalf. 'From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak it climbed. ascending in unbroken spiral in many thousand steps, until it issued at last in Durin's Tower carved in the living rock of Zirak-zigil, the pinnacle of the Silvertine.
'There upon Celebdil was a lonely window in the snow, and before it lay a narrow space, a dizzy eyrie above the mists of the world. The sun shone fiercely there, but all below was wrapped in cloud. Out he sprang, and even as I came behind, he burst into new flame. There was none to see, or perhaps in after ages songs would still be sung of the Battle of the Peak.' Suddenly Gandalf laughed. 'But what would they say in song? Those that looked up from afar thought that the mountain was crowned with storm. Thunder they heard, and lightning, they said, smote upon Celebdil, and leaped back broken into tongues of fire. Is not that enough? A great smoke rose about us, vapour and steam. Ice fell like rain. I threw down my enemy, and he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote it in his ruin. Then darkness took me; and I strayed out of thought and time, and I wandered far on roads that I will not tell.
'Naked I was sent back - for a brief time, until my task is done. And naked I lay upon the mountain-top. The tower behind was crumbled into dust, the window gone; the ruined stair was choked with burned and broken stone. I was alone, forgotten, without escape upon the hard horn of the world. There I lay staring upward, while the stars wheeled over, and each day was as long as a life-age of the earth. Faint to my ears came the gathered rumour of all lands: the springing and the dying, the song and the weeping, and the slow everlasting groan of overburdened stone. And so at the last Gwaihir the Windlord found me again, and he took me up and bore me away
sucking a vimto
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The hypersexualised latin girl teaches Heather the virgin to do strange things to a bottle
is our version of the confederacy really the queen an all that?
what do you mean by confederacy
wonder what the queen's bumhole tastes like
only confederacy i've heard of was the confederacy of dun C
faggot
:3
why are you watching this are you a weird freak or something?
just had explosive diarrhoea
got it in one
>promoted in toil with a 6 month probation
>5 months in and they haven't given me any goals but no negative feedback
if i just say nothing will i default to the new position or will toilberg jew me here?
they are slowly corrupting this sweet virgin
Where the fuck are all the Discord lads like Longseason and Warrington and tha x
no you fucking retard
I wonder if there has ever been a thread on mumsnet where they have linked /brit/ and started talking about how weird young men are in this day and age
highly recommend filtering tripfags (apart from mihai. he is ok)
benis :D
saten quivers when a nice gets angry :c
dead hopefully
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Heather talks about her period panties in great detail
I'm not weird mate
*starts gnawing my elbow whilst widening my eyes*
I made this in Sony Vegas the other day
*places palm against your chest and holds you back* give over lad. go home.
>fat bloke calling another bloke fat
its ireland? no thanks there are too many immigrants there. the blacks and tans an all...
How would you dress if you were a billionaire?
fuck off asf
New Years Eve in Cheadle
i would buy a bunch of """bananas""" and dress them in gold teeth
6 month probation is a scam anyway
UK leglislation was changed a few years ago to allow employers to sack employees with no reason up to two years after they start
*looks over your shoulder at the space age city that towers into the distance and shake my head dejectedly*
alri
*starts flailing my arms about* nnnnNNNO
*big breath in* RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I REQUIRE swamp-siren gf
I'd have custom made jogging bottoms that go all the way up to my neck
kiwtwmbiim
sparking up a spliff as we speak
>discord lads
buying and selling nigger piss
Just leaked the discord details to rhe police. Warrington shaking in his boots.
hope she has a willy
trip on mihai
5head
>nipples become visibly erect halfway through
just creamed
3 wanks in one day
fuck sake need to stop
done 8 today
bent bastard
*takes a toke with my big fat wet juicy gorilla lips*
christ is that still going on? last I heard of it was months ago when ulster died
looks like my work here is done
4 days since my last wank, going to crush gymtoil today
I thought Longseason was the biggest nonce there, but Warrington? Grooming an underage teenage girl?
mother i crave speed
Leftypol making moves, becoming a made man.
Rorke smoking weed in his underwear while watching music videos on his HDTV.
Been suffering from a concerning lack of activity in the willy deparment for the last few months. Literally never get hard ons. Have a friend (girl) that I meet up with every now and then I get drunk with and honestly tempted to tell her about it and then suggest that she could help me with the problem.
Honestly dont even care to shag her but I do trust her and would be nice if I could just get with a girl I trust, get my willy out and try to just solve this issue in a friendly environment. Thoughts?
shall be doing the very same my son waheyyyy x
game of soggy biscuit?
Rule of thumb, you should only wank as much as you brush your teeth
been at toil for 3 years so okay that way, just wondering what happens if i get to 6 months with no neggy reports do i get my £7 uplift by default
for me it's the webm of two birds lezzing off in a club and you can see the one bird gets a nip-on and she becomes self conscious about it and stops lezzing off and tries to hide her breasts
>Have a friend (girl) that I meet up with every now and then I get drunk with
whats it like being a homersexual
*intentionally loses*
mhm delicious
are you a hentai protagonist?
Is this a Sopranos reference?
horrid little cumbrained freak
that absolutely will NOT pan out how you're wanting it to, consider yourself warned
>£7 uplift
a year?
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