British people look like this and be like
>Why yes I am 100% Germanic, Anglo-Saxon, viking descendant
British people look like this and be like
God Matty is so pretty no homo
Katherine zeta Jones is welsh
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English peepo come up to you like this and say
>Dutch and Frisians are our closest continental relatives
Never claimed that. Its always foreigners who seem to not realised that we england is a mediterranean country.
God I butchered that but oh well.
British people have all sorts of different hair colours, yet foreigners cherrypick images of some British people with darker hair, try to make some weird nonsensical pseudo-scientific racialist point about it, then go back to worshipping their Aryan god Adolf Hitler, who looks exactly like an unfriendly moustachioed Mr Bean.
based
stfu we are med
MEDS DO NOT EXIST
TAKE YOUR MEDS
Dolphy looking THICC here
English people are celto-mediterranean and so are we, austria and south germany
im tired of pretending otherwise
>perfidious anglos photoshop hitler with brown eyes to cope
lmao
you are the worst poster on this board
>insidious chuds photoshop hitler with crackkka skin to cope
lmao
Aduyfa Hidleyaya, i kneel...
You will never be a real med. You have no hook nose, you have no swarth, you have no somali face. You are a germanic crakker twisted by romans and ethnoautism into a crude mockery of mediterranean perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back italians mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “fellow meds” laugh at your gaulish appearance behind closed doors.
Meds are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed meds to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even crakkers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a real med. Your bone structure and soarse eyebrows are dead giveaway. And even if you manage to convince a drunk bunch of greeks of your swarthyness, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get to hear your diseased, gutural germanic accent.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and shave your blonde beard telling yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Some paki will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable presence of a blue eyed larper.
They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name of germanic origin, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a wh*toid is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably white.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back
>somali face
u wot m8
Shitskins and swarthoids trying to tell me this man didn't have perfect Aryan physiognomy.
Gem. Saved
>alpinid monkey
>aryan
Just accept that Austrians are swarthoids.
Dutch posters are all mentally ill
Janusz, you are literally part of a "people" who mine would have eradicated solely to pave over the potato fields you call home and create living space. Now your race is most well-known for cleaning mine's shitters and stealing cars. There is nothing lower than a polack in all of Europe.
>WE ARE ME-ACK! *gets melted by the sun and turns into a lobster*
We are proud members of the Mediterranean race.
Argentines are our med brothers. Buenos Aires is rightful British clay.
Boris is a turk/med though. Check is profile/nose