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The Mordaunt siblings edition

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wtf?
we're all in here

Is that a scar or a tat

from a hitpiece on Mordaunt

>In Greater: Britain After the Storm, a book she co-authored last year with Chris Lewis, an anti-Brexit writer who is now helping her campaign, Ms Mordaunt launches into a surprisingly fierce attack on various old British films and TV series. She complains that they promote the idea that “the past was so much better”. She puts David Lean’s films Great Expectations and Lawrence of Arabia in this category, as well as Michael Anderson’s The Dam Busters.

>She particularly dislikes David Croft and Jimmy Perry for the “nostalgic focus” of their “churned-out” sitcoms such as Dad’s Army and Hi-de-Hi! She describes It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum – their Second World War comedy set in India and Burma – as “a full-house bingo card of… casual racism, homophobia, white privilege, colonialism, transphobia, bullying, misogyny and sexual harassment”.

dont think this will bode well with tory voters, for some reason

Oh my days, this woman CANNOT be our next Prime Minister.

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>mordaunt's twin's a flagrant batty

Is this supposed to be a bad thing? We’re literally Spartans in this god forsaken isle. No wonder all you fools have anxiety lmao. Reared up like girls

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do i care

Do you think I might be excused?

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Rorke deleting all his saved mummy mordaunt pics

>We’re literally Spartans
didn't realise they stole copper and fought in car parks

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>mourdant has a bent brother and supports tranny rights
>truss shags black men
>sunak is brown
Howling at the state of the "conservatives" right now

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Your toilet has a seatbelt mate

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>didn't realise they stole copper and fought in car parks

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lmao what a fucking idiot. Desperate to get his gay little post made that no one will even read

feel when my parents hate me for being a failure

is there an actual penny mordaunt shill frequenting these threads

forgot pic

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failed at making a post too

The smartest person in the room is always the most resented person in the room

>thinks he's harder than me
>doesnt realise my boxing coach said I hit hard for my weight
mate ...

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loool

cope on

See: It wasn't a front, lad. Mordaunt genuinely is pro-tranny and culturally speaking is what we'd consider "woke".

>Ms Mordaunt has also pronounced on trans issues. When she was the relevant minister, she piloted through Parliament a ministerial maternity leave Bill that referred only to “pregnant people”. The House of Lords noticed this and suggested that a Bill about maternity should acknowledge the existence of women.

>The Government eventually adopted a Lords amendment which deleted “pregnant people” and inserted “expectant mothers”.

>In accepting this, however, Ms Mordaunt added, gratuitously, that “trans men are men and trans women are women”.

>Her remark left people perplexed. Does she think that only biological women can be pregnant, or not?

Noon is drink o'clock. Getting drunk right this minute.

Only spiteful mutants and neoliberal drones could unironically think that the tech controlled modern world we’re in is better than the past

lads does it use different muscles to lift something with your wrists back than to do dat with them front

ffs pooed myself again
second time its happened this week

big fan of laughing at other's misfortune

haha yes lad my sunburn has finally retreated to bearable levels so i thinking popping to the shops and BEVVIES

Makes no difference either way. lgbt have rights now

I like living now, what's wrong with it?

for fuck's sake

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Embarrassing in the commons. Like school children

lettuce gay bacon tomato

>the penny shill deleted his post

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absolute SCENES on PMQs

Get down that shop asap lad you should be drinking in the garden this fine afternoon. For me its straight on the Buckfast. Nice tonic wine to soothe the tummy before I get on the hard stuff. I strongly suggest you do the same.

Fucking hell PMQs are melting down

Speaker screaming and just sent two MPs out

show me

shaded baby not sitting in the sun for at least another week
have/had second degree sunburn and everything worst of my life. literally unable to wear a shirt until now

>drink in this heat
Death sentence

Love those old geriatrics who still dont why boris is being impeached

I want a white pm not a brown one
Mordaunt isn't perfect but she doesn't seem terrible either
All mainstream politicians pay lip service to: jews, lgbt, blacks, trannies etc. Johnson, May, Cameron all did this

summer is the best time to drink

Are the theatre players being dramatic yeah?

>hitpiece

well now shes my 3rd favourite after reading through that, sounds like a centrist to me

No, that would be winter.

Not really gratuitous is it though
Doesn't seem that big of a deal to me modifying the language so it's easier for mentally ill dykes who have chopped off their tits to access leave when they have a baster baby

>I want a white pm not a brown one
Support Liz Truss then, she's not far behind in 3rd and would easily defeat Sunak in the members vote.

gross, I like to be sober when it's cold

fucking hell lad down a few brewskis, get in a cool shower then sit yer arse in the shade and drink the pain away

angie looking peng behind sir keir

Taking my nicotine supplement (sterling dual)

so you experienced this past then or?

What are some of the health benefits of nicotine?

Opposite for me. Each their own I suppose

i like how liz truss is not even nodding to boris while listening to his twaddle,

watching Emma TWATson in the Bling Ring on Amazon primo

Fucking can't believe I called the boss Toilberg at work. Not to his face, but in the canteen. The looks on my coworkers faces, I can't fucking live this down. He's Jewish as well so I am completely in for it. He's always been decent to, even let me take a day of holiday at short notice when my mum died. I don't know why I said it, I just know my coworkers will be on to him before the day is out. Fuck you /brit/

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