Theakston edition
/brit/
Remember to not vote at all
Remember to concede your vote
have finally purchased tickets for the dolphin massage grottos
feeling excited
Remember to not vote at all
Remember to concede your vote
be a no-voter person!
Remember to not vote at all
Remember to concede your vote
doing a poo and a wee
as it were
all using a world that has been a prized possession of my countrymen for centuries, nay, eons
Remember to not vote at all
Remember to concede your vote
I bet Emma Watson's farts stink.
here is my vote card (leaked screenshot)
PM WANKER #1 [X]
PM WANKER #2 [X]
PM CUNT #1 [X]
PM WANKER #3 [X]
PM WILDCARD [X]
>quick few stamps on there too from the booklet
will you shut up already you fat nigger
sir in this thread we vote for none
crazy how britan should withdraw from london desu
crazy how no PM has ever said "fuck it" and done an economic cleansing of places like manchester
Look at those BAGS
sir in this thread we vote for none
i was one of those rare newborns
an arse baby as they call it in the biz
This thousand-legger/house centipede was on my desk when I got home and I tried to smash it with a plastic cup but the bottom was fucking concave so the motherfucker survived the smash, then when I lifted the cup up it fucking booked it at 70 mph under my keyboard, then across my desk then down the table leg and disappeared somewhere along the bottom of a bookshelf and area where all my cables are.
The fucker just escaped flawlessly. Nowhere to be found now
So lonely
Im mr lonely
Any more retarded yank stories?
vote none
dont end up like australia
fuck those guys
just remember to breathe through the nose for the next few nights ;)
Hard agree. Will be voting for no PM this time around.
india is more worse than africa. without the british, they wouldve definitely turned out like pet rats when you take away their food (except they wouldnt have any food, because they would have had never been the pet of the british) - they wouldve ended up, the strong teaming up with the weak to eat the middle men (you), then the strong men (not you), then the weak, then they would rape the women
teaming up to do what? to eat you (...and then the strong)
to eat you
the white politicians are just as bad
vote for no one at all, and then, if someone wins, they cheated
leftypol frantically trying to explain how Sunak is the wrong kind of POC and is actually white on the inside
typical white. white on the inside because the british whipped into them sailors the whites lessons, theyre just covered in poo. i mean, do you really trust white people?
reminder that the king of india "declared war" on tiktok with an AK-47 rifle and then lost, because
>tiktok is the biggest in the world
>youtube (ran by a WOMAN whos ran by INDIAN) is not
reminder that the country this person is from whos running does not even have sewage or waste disposal
hate it when women try to be funny