Shootmerica finally solved school shootings

Meet the Safety Pod™

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some american kids are too fat to fit in there though

unironically based, school shooters fear the safety pod

they should just replace student desks with those.

State mandated guns

school shooters on suicide watch

we need these in grocery stores too
and movie theatres
and restaurants
and churches
and

DU VIL BE SAFE

*Drops a molotov to the door*

uh oh you're now being monitored by NSA

You will learn in the pod

All I see is another venue for horny teen sex.

Quickly kids get in while the shooter is reading his manifesto

>*traps people inside and let’s them suffocate to death by burning something in front of the door*
Nothing personnel kid

couldn't that be turned into a gas chamber very easily? drop some dry ice through those lil air vents and then its either suffocate inside or get shot outside

if you aren't you've never shitposted

We all are

Meh, there's probably a ventilation system there, the fire won't kill anyone

None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!

Imagine the smell

How many people will be able to get in fast enough to close and lock it? Looks like the perfect place for a shooter to just let loose, like shooting fish in a barrel.

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Where do you turn on the gas?

The made in China air circulation ventilation malfunctions, everyone dies

>tf
>tp
This is an act of treason against the CCP bro

>*slips paper with anthrax under the door*
oops haha how'd that happen!