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mental how the government pays you to post on Any Forums(nel)

Cringe thread.
/brit/ is #ReadyForRishi.

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managed to avoid it tonight me, feeling good
try again tomorrow, just the warm weather lad it triggers it

If /brit/ is to have a PM then I nominate mikey. Top bloke

>rishi sunak
>good
yeah....for billionaires LOL

rishi trying to court the /brit/ vote without realising he would have better luck trying to win over the mumsnet and tattlelife constituencies

Most zoomers can barely use a computer because they've been raised on smartphones

think I'm having a heart attack

how do you overthrow the government at an MP level

Oh great here come the thoughts of slitting my throat open again

Probably should call the police or something mate

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Her breasts are very large. I want to be crushed by them

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throw a garden party, grab a cock or two

his first act as PM is to dissolve the banks, gut all the assets and then give them to foreign governments - thus turning THEM into the UK's bank

does she have a... ?

ktim
keep having involuntary thoughts of cutting myself

twitter.com/willbarnesUK/status/1546935189661687810

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gonna do a twitter RSPV link on the decentralised blockchain to convince int to not vote at all this election. and then... we throw the tea

Had a night last week where I couldn't sleep because I kept thinking of gouging my own heart out and I couldn't make it stop haha

>Had a night last week where I couldn't sleep because I kept thinking of gouging my own heart out and I couldn't make it stop haha

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why are politicians literally always cringe? state

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Corr, imagine 1 billion people living in the UK

all of the banks are one bank (of england) anyway you retarded gypsy fuck. literally all of the banks are owned by the country

rspca member

lighten up you sad cunt, that was hilarious

Penny Mordaunt

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> lose 10kg
> long healthy streak
> order a cheeky maccies for lunch
> out with de lads tonight
> 3 pints
> on the way home remember haven’t had dinner
> order cheeky KFC, 2 zinger burgers, gravy and chips
> feel bad

still gonna eat it but cmon de lads

>167770499
"gut all the assets" this person wants to to steal the copper pipes out of the banks to scrap. lead roofs of the church are next

Lads...

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gaysex.co.uk/

It would be like sending Hitler on holiday to Israel. It's just NOT going to end well, is it?

need a review

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ah yes
the so called "conservative humour" that I've heard so much about

>bankofengland.co.uk/knowledgebank/how-is-the-bank-of-england-independent-of-the-government

>For over 250 years, until it was nationalised in 1946, we were a private bank owned by various shareholders. Today, we are owned by the UK Government, who appoint all of our senior policymakers. But we have independence from the Government in terms of how we carry out our responsibilities

penny is literally our one (1) chance to stop our country becoming a global laughing stock by having an indian manlet as pm

how has it come to this

you understand this is about 2 weeks worth of calories though right mate

Pierced nips so you KNOW she takes it up the arse

Well that's about as helpful as putting a cancer patient into a nuclear reactor, don't you think?

leftypol fewming over this even though immediately after this she said she's sure he's a decent bloke

superb telephone manner

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me with my 5'5 gf

hes so cute ...i wonder if hes single

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You're just asking for trouble. It's like building a bonfire on a petrol station.

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haha that's actually mental, do you think that would work la

Tinder founder Sean Rad's top tips for the perfect profile

Wish she'd fire a hot log of shit straight down my gullet

Mad how he looks more regal than William.
Just give him absolute power

> maccies 1.2k
> 3 pints 600
> kfc 1600

It’s like 1.5 days not good but cmon de lads

are you threatening me

looks like an old late night phone sex tv ads

Is she really the only white person left?

You're about as useful as a freezer in Antarctica

hi...

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what's your lads tinder bios?

a patriotic englishman

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Why not just elect Boris again. Not enough talk of this option

shall be enjoying a gabbie carter POV

need highrisk aussie bf

Tories are unironically finished if they let a non white take over the party
Northerners will never vote for an Indian tarq

someone pointed out that he goes to extreme lengths to never be seen standing next to any other males. since then I've been unable to not notice it.

idk man beer is really fattening...

whats with the comical porn adds on gif

Northerners will vote for whoever the media tells them to vote.

Pipe down

Hmm, well that worked about as well as the Maginot line didn't it?

HIT RORKE IN THE SPOT

KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF

hello you stupid idiot people

no place for homophobia in britan
so long as they dont go around asking for others to bake their cakes or to teach it in schools

Yeah?

which region of america would you choose to move to

How long does it take to become a Tory member? Could Rishi theoretically encourage every pajeet in the country to become a Tory member by September so he can comfortably win the final vote?