You wake up in Japan, what do you do?

You wake up in Japan, what do you do?

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Get in the first flight home

Shoot a politician

Learn Japanese

Run around naked and make incomprehensible loud noises until I get arrested.

report to my commanding officer

Buy a Kasumi Yoshizawa action figure

It was me just now. It's hell. I wanted to wake up in America.

Buy a Nintendo switch first and MHR

Where? Why?

rape

America is worse.
Go be a Yakuza member. It seems to be the only none soul crushing thing left to do in Japan.
Or go be a delivery boy. I like riding motorcycles.

When I wake up in the morning, I check the news and watch recorded anime

Really depends on what kind of belongings I have there but
>buy anime merch
>eat at a restaurant
>get drunk
>sightsee
>go back home
Basically a cheap vacation since I don't have to buy a flight to get there.
Pvt. Gomez-san....

>download tinder and go on a swipe fest
>go to clubs in roppongi
>never leave

Start a family, and repopulate the island.

Kill myself.

Burn the yasukuni shrine

LIES

Have sex with the nearest Japanese woman of fertile age to honor Abe.

Get my breakfast
Then going to that forest and kill myself as i'm a worthless piece of shit that doesnt deserve the right to be alive

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