Americans dont pick mushrooms

americans dont pick mushrooms

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We Gipuzkoans are the butt of jokes in the Basque country for picking mushrooms.

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They're illegal here

I pretty much only buy mushroom from supermarket
I go pick mushroom maybe twice per decade

what

Tell one of the funniest jokes

Consuming mushrooms is illegal in every state

what the actual fuck bro
why

They get you high I guess.

i mean normal mushrooms... the ones you can add to a soup or preserve in jars or just fry or whatever

oh damn...

you may not like it but this is what peak mushroomness looks like

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a fellow amanita chad... VGH

i lived in poland for 3 years and I never went picking mushrooms :(

my uncle does tho

>hiking through the forest with an encyclopedia instead of buying them at supermarket

polish things

>with an encyclopedia
what for? Everyone can recognize edible species, its something your parents teach you
and you cant buy mushrooms in the supermarket here unless they are the very expensive dried ones, even these are rare because you can just pick and dry them yourself

you're trying to cope with the fact that germany doesn't have any forests

>Everyone can recognize edible species, its something your parents teach you

Wow, thirdies have such fascinating customs

ive only done it thrice in my life

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mushrooms be too spicy

we do have forests but its not enough to go collecting, maybe dears and boars eat them
i saw a documentary where they find like baskets full of them just on some field

>Everyone can recognize edible species
nah, either you never went or you are a pro