Guide on what do when russia nukes you

you're welcome

Attached: guide.png (665x630, 504.89K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

No mom I am gonna post nuking moment on my social media

Here? Brazil's countryside? I don't think I should bother worrying about it. There are more significant menaces aorund here.

There's more risk me and you will get nuked than New York or London when you consider the abysmal quality of Russian missile guidance

>it's the end
I might as well ask some girl out.

Attached: 1648234920086.png (769x612, 164.47K)

>There are more significant menaces aorund here.
such as?

I hope all americans die in nuclear fire, they MUST!

The government, people themselves, fauna, tropical diseases, and so on.

ok

Half of your ICBM will explode inside Russian territory. KINO.

Attached: 1652560973700.jpg (1024x1016, 115.74K)

What's the get clean and remove clothes and stuff about? Is that after the blast has happened? What are you washing off and why do clothes have to come off? I assumed they would melt on to you during the blast.

>Russia

youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60

It's psychological thing, to give you an impression that you have done something. Otherwise you will go mad and maybe kill someone.

Attached: 1650287220161.jpg (525x525, 34.79K)

If you don't get vaporized or die you're clothes will likely be radioactive. Best course of action is probably just to shoot yourself

Attached: 1560533084_pu6mty_1560533024_5ttl5p_att-url-download.jpg (480x360, 17.16K)

>russian nukes end up in uganda

Attached: 7945E700-EA93-4D5B-89B7-5DB4493A90DA.jpg (680x680, 75.58K)

this
once the nukes are in the air, I'll confess to my crush

Fren, they are using microchips salvaged from microwave cookers.

Attached: 1648383030364.gif (500x403, 330.86K)

what race is this

>wasting your final moments on some girl who barely knows you exist

The one that's left after the Global Nuclear Holocaust Special Operation happens.

Attached: 1655156568714.png (112x112, 17.83K)

>wasting
She might even want some sex sex sex. Danger makes girls crazy.

Attached: 1651947526866.png (782x633, 694.62K)